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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on July 21, 2009, 10:38:52 PM
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Ava (1000+ posts) Tue Jul-21-09 08:14 PM
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my first semester schedule is set and i know where i'm living
now i only wish august 25th would come sooner!
all my classes are film classes except one writing course and my general education course - political theory(surprise, surprise)
NYU.. here I come
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8942398
If you've seen the little butterball's work, you know the kind of talent she's got.
She'd better hope that 0bamacare will include free food and lodging for all.
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I am still trying to find someone who is called a spanish-surnamed American..... its part of my Business Communications Course.
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I am still trying to find someone who is called a spanish-surnamed American..... its part of my Business Communications Course.
For the heck of it, I looked it up. I found an article comparing neo-natal mortality rates between Spanish Surnamed infants and "anglos" :lmao:
The article is from 1982
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Is Ava hot yet? :evillaugh:
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Is Ava hot yet? :evillaugh:
No.
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8942398
If you've seen the little butterball's work, you know the kind of talent she's got.
She'd better hope that 0bamacare will include free food and lodging for all.
With that degree I'm sure she'll find long-term employment in the custodial or fast-food sectors of our Oconomy.
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With that degree I'm sure she'll find long-term employment in the custodial or fast-food sectors of our Oconomy.
Either that or at some ad agency that produces Lib/Dem commercials.
Especialy since the Dems love to reward failure.
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So, her first semester in college, and she's not taking a single academic type class? Go figure!
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Is Ava hot yet? :evillaugh:
Nope, nope, nope.
She still lacks her chin, her mouth receding into her neck.
Deformities like this, even if it's only the person who has it who notices it, can cause a great deal of psychological harm, and if they can be corrected, they should be.
When the hefty heifer was a little infant, and still covered by such things, her mother should've had it corrected. However, it's possible her mother had subconscious feelings of jealousy for the daughter, and kept her this way so the infant would grow up shallow, unhappy, warped, and selfish.
It is glaringly significant that of all the girls in her family, only the hefty heifer was home-schooled, all the others going to regular schools. One senses this was because the chinless wonder was--unfortunately, tragically--teased, harassed, and bullied by other children.
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Is Ava hot yet? :evillaugh:
The latest DUmp photo thread, although cluttered with snapshots of anonymous DUmmies that no one wants to see, does include recent shots of the little porker, along with the ebullient DUmmy Mythsaje, and Coach Lou Holtz...er, I mean, DUmmy CaliforniaPeggy.
The hotness of DUmmy Li'l Ava would depend, I think, on the number of months one has just spent in the Intenational Space Station with a crew of Bulgarian men. The over/under on that would be about four.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8941076
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Uh, make that EIGHT months, GOBUCKS. And that's only if the Bulgarian men didn't bathe and had gas.
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Is it just me, or does she look a little like that skank Janeane Garrafalo?
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...the little butterball...
:rotf: :rotf:
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4 years from now......"I have just graduated with honors and can't find a job. It's all that evil "*"s fault."
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Why does California Peg post pictures? Why? WHY?
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Why does California Peg post pictures? Why? WHY?
"She" is quite scary.
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Why does California Peg post pictures? Why? WHY?
I was wondering the same thing. Skins really should block her ability to do that, simply to keep the property values up.
As for Ava, I guess I don't think she's quite as hideous as the rest of you do. Don't get me wrong, I don't find her attractive by any stretch. She's just kinda cute in that Shar-Pei puppy kind of way.
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Why does California Peg post pictures? Why? WHY?
DUmmy stevenumbers, who, I believe, may be our own Vestanumbers' brother, would hit that.
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seemunkee (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-22-09 07:48 AM
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100. Me and my boy
:???:
What ever you say dude.
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I see she is going to NYU in New York. I somehow get a feeling she is going to be a professional victim and make false crime reports, like she did before in 2006.
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Is Ava hot yet? :evillaugh:
IIRC not a bad figure unless she has porked out a lot lately. Unfortunately, topped by a face that would provoke lust only in a male bullfrog.
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IIRC not a bad figure unless she has porked out a lot lately. Unfortunately, topped by a face that would provoke lust only in a male bullfrog.
Ah, that's why God made burlap sacks with mouth holes cut in them. :-)
Looking through that picture thread linked above, there are actually a few porkables: EndersDame, Sultana, Mutley, and BackToBlue would all require less than a six pack's worth of beer goggles. Much better spork to pork ratio than most of the picture threads I've seen lately.
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Ah, that's why God made burlap sacks with mouth holes cut in them. :-)
Looking through that picture thread linked above, there are actually a few porkables: EndersDame, Sultana, Mutley, and BackToBlue would all require less than a six pack's worth of beer goggles. Much better spork to pork ratio than most of the picture threads I've seen lately.
I don't believe I'd told any of THAT!
Makes one sound desperate....
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I don't believe I'd told any of THAT!
Makes one sound desperate....
Trust me, compared to the quality/looks of available women in NYC, poor Lil Ava will get rejected by her vibrator inside six months.
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Trust me, compared to the quality/looks of available women in NYC, poor Lil Ava will get rejected by her vibrator inside six months.
Only if she lets it meet other women. Which is not impossible at all.
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Only if she lets it meet other women. Which is not impossible at all.
Okay, I'm considering that payback for my posting the Pelosi pick. We're even, dude.
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Why does California Peg post pictures? Why? WHY?
(http://kenth.razorsedgeau.com/fightingirish.jpg)
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(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/smileys/eyebleach.jpg)
:hammer: That was uncalled for.
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I thought about replacing the camera with a trophy, but came down with a case of, let's call it, eye fatigue.
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Another picture of Coach Holtz in that stupid wig.
But at least he is wearing his Notre Dame shirt.
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Peggy = Do AKA Marshall Applewhite. He was too chicken to drink the poison and jump on the comet.
(http://www.strangedays.it/thedarkside/fotografie_darkside/Marshall%20Applewhite.jpg)
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I was wondering the same thing. Skins really should block her ability to do that, simply to keep the property values up.
As for Ava, I guess I don't think she's quite as hideous as the rest of you do. Don't get me wrong, I don't find her attractive by any stretch. She's just kinda cute in that Shar-Pei puppy kind of way.
She's a butterface. She is in for such a rude awakening when she gets to NY. :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Crockspot, I didn't see anything porkable from my view. Except for one, maybe.
Mythsage: Exactly like I pictured him.
C-C-C-Charles: A most unattractive fellow with a fat moon face
RCrush: I need eye bleach
Applegrove: Why does she have a teaparty sign in her father's field?
Ava: Her trouble, besides the mouth, is that she has hedgehogs where her eyebrows should be.
TravelingTypist: Ditto, in the worst way
qnr on seaturtle patrol: The world's biggest moonbat
Stepping Razor in Istanbul: Needs a good punch in the face
ghost of giants: Why such close-ups of such hideousness?
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Crockspot, I didn't see anything porkable from my view. Except for one, maybe.
I'm not sure Karin qualifies as a judge of porkability. Or is it porkableness?
It's all so confusing! Li'l Ava, in many eyes, is a porker, but is in no way porkable,
perforated burlap notwithstanding.
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I'm not sure Karin qualifies as a judge of porkability. Or is it porkableness?
It's all so confusing! Li'l Ava, in many eyes, is a porker, but is in no way porkable,
perforated burlap notwithstanding.
Aaah . . . the "burlap burqua" . . .