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Title: Police seek man with fetish for exercise balls
Post by: bijou on July 18, 2009, 07:25:47 AM

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DULUTH, Minn.—Police are looking for a man with a self-professed sexual fetish for slashing rubber balls. Police have been seeking the 31-year-old since surveillance tape allegedly showed him breaking into a fitness clinic in May and slashing exercise balls.


Authorities are familiar with the man. A criminal complaint released Thursday said he was convicted in 2005 of breaking into a sports facility at the University of Minnesota in Duluth and slashing about 70 balls. Each ball cost between $30 and $60. ...

link (http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2009/07/17/police_seek_man_with_fetish_for_exercise_balls/)

That should provide a bounce in the arrest figures.

Title: Re: Police seek man with fetish for exercise balls
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 18, 2009, 08:06:59 AM

What's that idiot's DU name?  It would be a real bouncy story, then . . .  :fuelfire: