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Title: Pig tased, taken into custody
Post by: thundley4 on July 16, 2009, 04:26:53 PM
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CHIPLEY — A local pig was taken into custody Monday morning after the animal led Chipley police on a merry chase through downtown.

Officer Richard Heming said reports came in early about a pig on the loose around Third Street and Jackson Avenue. The pig, black-gray in color and apparently a large pot-bellied pig, was spotted by Heming, “but he absconded from me,” the officer said.

Fresh reports came in just after noon that the animal was spotted around Jackson Avenue and Fifth Street. The pig was again spotted running down South Railroad Avenue toward Second Street, and then across Jackson down Second.

“The pig was cornered by us but absconded again and ran into the woods,” Heming said.

A private citizen brought his hunting dog to help track the fugitive porker to the back porch behind Mayor Linda Cain’s house.

“He got aggressive and I tased him,” Heming said. The pig was taken by Animal Control without further incident and with no injuries.
Floriduh !! (http://www.nwfdailynews.com/articles/chipley-18941-custody-pig.html)

Fry Him !!!!
Title: Re: Pig tased, taken into custody
Post by: bijou on July 16, 2009, 04:31:09 PM
Mmmmm .... bacon (http://www.thepigsite.com/recipes/140/honey-and-mustard-roast-bacon-joint)   :-)
Title: Re: Pig tased, taken into custody
Post by: Chris_ on July 16, 2009, 05:14:45 PM
That pig had quite a tail to tell when he got home.   :-)
Title: Re: Pig tased, taken into custody
Post by: thundley4 on July 16, 2009, 05:19:20 PM
When caught, he squealed like a ...... aw hell no, that's just too easy.
Title: Re: Pig tased, taken into custody
Post by: Chris_ on July 16, 2009, 05:21:46 PM
Quote from: thundley4 on July 16, 2009, 05:19:20 PM
When caught, he squealed like a ...... aw hell no, that's just too easy.
Hope he didn't get stuck with a big fine or a long sty in the pen.   :tongue:
Title: Re: Pig tased, taken into custody
Post by: thundley4 on July 16, 2009, 05:24:39 PM
Quote from: lug-nut on July 16, 2009, 05:21:46 PM
Hope he didn't get stuck with a big fine or a long sty in the pen.   :tongue:


They call it the pokey in Floriduh.
Title: Re: Pig tased, taken into custody
Post by: Chris_ on July 16, 2009, 05:26:13 PM
Quote from: thundley4 on July 16, 2009, 05:24:39 PM
They call it the pokey in Floriduh.
I bet that ham hocked everything he had to get out of jail after that.
Title: Re: Pig tased, taken into custody
Post by: Mr Mannn on July 16, 2009, 07:18:22 PM
I hear the pig disliked the other prisoners when they said, "Hey look! Its the other white meat."
Title: Re: Pig tased, taken into custody
Post by: Wineslob on July 17, 2009, 10:00:15 AM
Something tells me it's swinish behaviour got it in trouble.
Title: Re: Pig tased, taken into custody
Post by: SilverOrchid on July 17, 2009, 11:01:52 AM
What boarish behavior!  :-)
Title: Re: Pig tased, taken into custody
Post by: rich_t on July 17, 2009, 11:06:19 AM
Awww man....

When I read the thread title I was hoping for a story about Sen. Edwards.

Title: Re: Pig tased, taken into custody
Post by: Chris_ on July 17, 2009, 11:55:28 AM
Quote from: rich_t on July 17, 2009, 11:06:19 AM
Awww man....

When I read the thread title I was hoping for a story about Sen. Edwards.


Well, you were close.  Kennedy's pickled, but this isn't just about pigs feet.   :-)
Title: Re: Pig tased, taken into custody
Post by: Sam Adams on July 17, 2009, 11:56:05 AM
Would a pig survive a taser shot? Those things are designed for humans. If it did survive, how would it behave during the taser shot?

Answer: Hog wild.