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Title: Ms. Ed makes up a personal message
Post by: franksolich on July 15, 2009, 01:29:06 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6066933

Oh my.

Ms. Ed, the unappellated eohippus, the creative writer:

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Horse with no Name  (1000+ posts)        Tue Jul-14-09 04:07 PM
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"interesting" message in my inbox from "someone who disrupted poorly"

Seems like their widdle heads are exploding over there in freeperland when they can't even control their puppets?

Here it is in all of its glory:

Die painfully okay? Prefearbly by getting crushed to death in a garbage compactor, by getting your face cut to ribbons with a pocketknife, your head cracked open with a baseball bat, your stomach sliced open and your entrails spilled out, and your eyeballs ripped out of their sockets. ****ing bitch

important interruption by franksolich: wow, Ms. Ed just described late-term abortion, one of her favorite things.

I would love to kick you hard in the face, breaking it. Then I'd cut your stomach open with a chainsaw, exposing your intestines. Then I'd cut your windpipe in two with a boxcutter.  Hopefully you'll get what's coming to you. ****ing bitch

I really hope that you get curb-stomped. It'd be hilarious to see you begging for help, and then someone stomps on the back of your head, leaving you to die in horrible, agonizing pain. Faggot

Shut the **** up f aggot, before you get your face bashed in and cut to ribbons, and your throat slit.


Yawn. I hope you got the pepperoni.

Ms. Ed needs to improve her creative writing a little bit.

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Horse with no Name  (1000+ posts)        Tue Jul-14-09 04:09 PM
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5. I'd recommend a nice big shot of thorazine

can you imagine someone sitting there typing this with their tongue hanging out while they hit the keyboard as hard as they can?

Yeah, that's our Ms. Ed.

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Tue Jul-14-09 04:32 PM
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41. www.cops.com

I don't mean that url to be a literal, although it may be.

You need to send that to someone. Freepers have dug up real life IDs before.

Yeah, said by the idiot who wanted to show photographs of his dogs, and posted a link that betrayed his real name for all to see, not just "freepers."

Ho-hum-hum-hummity-hum.
Title: Re: Ms. Ed makes up a personal message
Post by: USA4ME on July 15, 2009, 01:32:47 PM
Probably made it up, but even if it were true that message doesn't even touch the surface of some of the PM's I and others used to get at CU from primitives who'd sign up just to spew their hatred behind the scenes.

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Title: Re: Ms. Ed makes up a personal message
Post by: franksolich on July 15, 2009, 01:36:26 PM
Probably made it up, but even if it were true that message doesn't even touch the surface of some of the PM's I and others used to get at CU from primitives who'd sign up just to spew their hatred behind the scenes.

You know, sir, that used to bother me.

It seems like everybody else always gets communication from primitives, excepting franksolich.

Primitives don't pay an iota of attention to me.

It doesn't bother me anymore, because I finally decided, "well, that's life....."
Title: Re: Ms. Ed makes up a personal message
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 15, 2009, 04:50:57 PM
You know, sir, that used to bother me.

It seems like everybody else always gets communication from primitives, excepting franksolich.

Primitives don't pay an iota of attention to me.

It doesn't bother me anymore, because I finally decided, "well, that's life....."

You and me both, Coach. 
Title: Re: Ms. Ed makes up a personal message
Post by: bijou on July 15, 2009, 04:56:13 PM
Probably made it up, but even if it were true that message doesn't even touch the surface of some of the PM's I and others used to get at CU from primitives who'd sign up just to spew their hatred behind the scenes.

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I think the best hate mail I got at CU was from some DUer who called me a redneck hillbilly.  :-)
Title: Re: Ms. Ed makes up a personal message
Post by: dutch508 on July 15, 2009, 05:00:52 PM
even at the highth of ACTIONABLE WATCH! I never recieved a PM from any retard. Does that make them better people or just better liers?
Title: Re: Ms. Ed makes up a personal message
Post by: Ree on July 15, 2009, 07:55:03 PM
I think the best hate mail I got at CU was from some DUer who called me a redneck hillbilly.  :-)
You got a compliment.....;p
Title: Re: Ms. Ed makes up a personal message
Post by: Traveshamockery on July 15, 2009, 08:49:03 PM
If that dummie had truly gotten that PM from someone, she would have been calling the secret service, the FBI and Joe Friday - STAT. 

 :bs:
Title: Re: Ms. Ed makes up a personal message
Post by: franksolich on July 15, 2009, 09:01:17 PM
If that dummie had truly gotten that PM from someone, she would have been calling the secret service, the FBI and Joe Friday - STAT.

In case you didn't know, but surely you did, and it doesn't hurt to repeat this, but remember, Ms. Ed is one of the two biggest liars on Skins's island, and with the other one having swum away, the title's now hers alone.

The lying tits primitive had nothing on Ms. Ed, when it comes to lying.
Title: Re: Ms. Ed makes up a personal message
Post by: thundley4 on July 15, 2009, 09:17:29 PM
The primitive tavener also got a similar missive. http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6064469

I would assume it's a reincarnation of a recently TS'd DUmmie making one last flame out.
Title: Re: Ms. Ed makes up a personal message
Post by: franksolich on July 15, 2009, 09:21:47 PM
The primitive tavener also got a similar missive. http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6064469

I would assume it's a reincarnation of a recently TS'd DUmmie making one last flame out.

My guess would be that Ms. Ed saw that, and copied it.

Remember, the primitives like to be "victims," feeling left out if they're not, and so they invent things so as to be included.
Title: Re: Ms. Ed makes up a personal message
Post by: The Village Idiot on July 15, 2009, 09:45:20 PM
My guess would be that Ms. Ed saw that, and copied it.

Remember, the primitives like to be "victims," feeling left out if they're not, and so they invent things so as to be included.

I go to Yahoo Answers sometimes, just to push buttons of the libs in the Government forum
Title: Re: Ms. Ed makes up a personal message
Post by: Traveshamockery on July 15, 2009, 10:10:16 PM
In case you didn't know, but surely you did, and it doesn't hurt to repeat this, but remember, Ms. Ed is one of the two biggest liars on Skins's island, and with the other one having swum away, the title's now hers alone.

The lying tits primitive had nothing on Ms. Ed, when it comes to lying.


I just assume they are all liars - it's the level at which they lie is where I get stuck.  Who is the lying tits primitive? 
Title: Re: Ms. Ed makes up a personal message
Post by: LC EFA on July 15, 2009, 10:43:18 PM

I just assume they are all liars - it's the level at which they lie is where I get stuck.  Who is the lying tits primitive? 

That would be the now defunct TomInTib.
Title: Re: Ms. Ed makes up a personal message
Post by: franksolich on July 15, 2009, 11:29:14 PM

I just assume they are all liars - it's the level at which they lie is where I get stuck.  Who is the lying tits primitive? 

Well, of course the DUmmies lie.  All the time, DUmmies lie.

LC EFA above answered your one question, madam.

What makes Ms. Ed the best liar on Skins's island is that she's sneaky about it, just as the burdened primitive, the "TylerDurden" primitive had been.  The latter's gone from Skins's island now, not being enthusiastic enough about putting Ma and Pa Kettle into the White House.

What drives me nuts about Ms. Ed is that she lies about the most harmless things, things not worth lying about.  The most harmless stupid little things.
Title: Re: Ms. Ed makes up a personal message
Post by: Traveshamockery on July 16, 2009, 08:31:53 AM
Well, of course the DUmmies lie.  All the time, DUmmies lie.

LC EFA above answered your one question, madam.

What makes Ms. Ed the best liar on Skins's island is that she's sneaky about it, just as the burdened primitive, the "TylerDurden" primitive had been.  The latter's gone from Skins's island now, not being enthusiastic enough about putting Ma and Pa Kettle into the White House.

What drives me nuts about Ms. Ed is that she lies about the most harmless things, things not worth lying about.  The most harmless stupid little things.


Ohhhhhh, I forgot about TiT - he was quite amusing.  The archives of his posts would make a hilarious variety show on TV. 

It really is hard to keep the dummies straight sometimes, especially the ones that have now departed. 
Title: Re: Ms. Ed makes up a personal message
Post by: franksolich on July 16, 2009, 08:44:06 AM
It really is hard to keep the dummies straight sometimes, especially the ones that have now departed.

Yeah, one wonders where the lying tits primitive is now.

Maybe hitch-hiking from California to visit his old pal, his old buddy, Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive back east, to borrow money from him.

I don't go to other islands, even though I know primitives from Skins's island occasionally do.  I know, for example, the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher does that, but my interest is limited strictly to the antics of the primitives strictly on Skins's island.

But I wonder if the lying tits primitive is on another island now.
Title: Re: Ms. Ed makes up a personal message
Post by: GOBUCKS on July 16, 2009, 11:14:03 AM
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Yeah, one wonders where the lying tits primitive is now.

After the Hello Kitty shop in Tiburon went belly up, he most likely moved to LA, where he is now sharing an apartment with Miss Britney Spears.
They share a love of Bombay Sapphire gin.
Title: Re: Ms. Ed makes up a personal message
Post by: USA4ME on July 16, 2009, 12:53:17 PM
You know, sir, that used to bother me.

It seems like everybody else always gets communication from primitives, excepting franksolich.

Primitives don't pay an iota of attention to me.

It doesn't bother me anymore, because I finally decided, "well, that's life....."

Frank, it mainly happened at CU right after RobCrook started the B/W forum and the primitives found out about it.  Being the primitives, and naturally as primitives disliking anyone and anything that pointed out how stupid and immature they were, they would sign up at CU and lash out.  Some got on the board and ranted, but there were other primitives who would only do it in private via PM.  Back then, I was intentionally saying things that I knew would cause them to boil over in anger, so that helped add to the pot.  I've mellowed out since then mainly because I'd rather just sit back and watch them implode, which makes them angry enough.

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Title: Re: Ms. Ed makes up a personal message
Post by: jukin on July 17, 2009, 10:55:46 AM
ZERO bongs.