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Title: TOTUS commits suicide
Post by: thundley4 on July 13, 2009, 09:16:59 PM: [youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsb68qrypds&eurl[/youtube]

I guess even TOTUS couldn't live with itself for helping to spread the lies of 0Bama.
Title: Re: TOTUS commits suicide
Post by: Chris on July 13, 2009, 09:27:04 PM: NOOOOOO!!!!! :bawl:

That's what you get when you use and abuse your equipment. TOTUS has probably been assembled and disassembled so many times, it just couldn't hang on anymore and fell to pieces. I would have laughed harder if Obama had continued to read from it after it had hit the floor.
Title: Re: TOTUS commits suicide
Post by: Duke Nukum on July 13, 2009, 09:34:56 PM: My conspiracy theory is it collapsed under the weight of all the crap that was loaded into it.
Title: Re: TOTUS commits suicide
Post by: AllosaursRus on July 13, 2009, 10:40:59 PM: TOTUS just couldn't stand it anymore! It has collapsed under the strain of the lies it has to recite! C'mon, how long can you pull the wool over the American people's eyes before you feel guilty enough to take your own life?

Guess we know the answer to that question now.
Title: Re: TOTUS commits suicide
Post by: AllosaursRus on July 13, 2009, 10:42:24 PM: Quote from: Chris on July 13, 2009, 09:27:04 PM
NOOOOOO!!!!! :bawl:

That's what you get when you use and abuse your equipment. TOTUS has probably been assembled and disassembled so many times, it just couldn't hang on anymore and fell to pieces. I would have laughed harder if Obama had continued to read from it after it had hit the floor.

I think he tried! Watch his eyes.........
Title: Re: TOTUS commits suicide
Post by: Ree on July 13, 2009, 11:17:48 PM: Quote from: AllosaursRus on July 13, 2009, 10:42:24 PM
I think he tried! Watch his eyes.........
I noticed that too
Title: Re: TOTUS commits suicide
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 14, 2009, 11:56:30 AM: A moment of silence please for the TOTUS...he died in the line of duty.
Title: Re: TOTUS commits suicide
Post by: Chris_ on July 14, 2009, 01:04:19 PM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on July 14, 2009, 11:56:30 AM
A moment of silence please for the TOTUS...he died ~~in the~~ choking on a line of ~~duty~~ dooty.

Fixed. :II:
Title: Re: TOTUS commits suicide
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 14, 2009, 02:09:59 PM: Quote from: DefiantSix on July 14, 2009, 01:04:19 PM
Fixed. :II:

I was just trying to be nice...........but you are more correct.
Title: Re: TOTUS commits suicide
Post by: Thor on July 14, 2009, 02:25:54 PM: My question is..... was that TOTUS 1 or TOTUS 2 ??
Title: Re: TOTUS commits suicide
Post by: dutch508 on July 14, 2009, 02:28:10 PM: Quote from: Thor on July 14, 2009, 02:25:54 PM
My question is..... was that TOTUS 1 or TOTUS 2 ??

that would be VTOTUS, not TOTUS2
Title: Re: TOTUS commits suicide
Post by: Airwolf on July 14, 2009, 09:52:40 PM: It was the guy on the grassy knoll. He killed TOTUS
Title: Re: TOTUS commits suicide
Post by: Bluesuiter-Retired on July 15, 2009, 01:43:10 AM: TOTUS did a Vince Foster sans the handgun - he couldn't take the LIES anymore, so he did the honorable thing and committed suicide.