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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Chris on July 11, 2009, 01:47:43 PM
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A woman who stabbed her lover in the back when she caught him with his trousers down is to marry him - after being spared jail for the attack.
Candy Lyons is set to wed Robert Goldthorpe - despite plunging a carving knife into him when she caught him with his trousers down with her best friend.
Goldthorpe always maintained he was not cheating on Lyons - but merely showing off an old gardening injury on his upper thigh caused by a hedge trimmer.
Lyons, a 38-year-old mother-of-two with no previous convictions, was handed a suspended one-year jail term after she had admitted wounding Goldthorpe.
http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=3&art_id=vn20090711135820132C266722
"An old gardening injury" :lmao:
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How stupid can a person be? He would have had a new gardening injury had I found him with my best friend. :hammer:
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How stupid can a person be? He would have had a new gardening injury had I found him with my best friend. :hammer:
I guess he really go the point. :rimshot:
:-)
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He must have one heck of a bush if he has to use a hedge trimmer.
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Why would HE marry HER??????? :mental:
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Clearly, it was a big misunderstanding. That'll learn him. :-)
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Clearly, it was a big misunderstanding. That'll learn him. :-)
Keep your gardening injuries to yourself?
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Keep your gardening injuries to yourself?
Yep. :rotf:
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He must have one heck of a bush if he has to use a hedge trimmer.
He better stay away from the weed wacker.