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Title: Woman to marry the man she nearly killed
Post by: Chris on July 11, 2009, 01:47:43 PM
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A woman who stabbed her lover in the back when she caught him with his trousers down is to marry him - after being spared jail for the attack.

Candy Lyons is set to wed Robert Goldthorpe - despite plunging a carving knife into him when she caught him with his trousers down with her best friend.

Goldthorpe always maintained he was not cheating on Lyons - but merely showing off an old gardening injury on his upper thigh caused by a hedge trimmer.

Lyons, a 38-year-old mother-of-two with no previous convictions, was handed a suspended one-year jail term after she had admitted wounding Goldthorpe.

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=3&art_id=vn20090711135820132C266722
"An old gardening injury" :lmao:
Title: Re: Woman to marry the man she nearly killed
Post by: mamacags on July 11, 2009, 01:52:11 PM
How stupid can a person be?  He would have had a new gardening injury had I found him with my best friend. :hammer:
Title: Re: Woman to marry the man she nearly killed
Post by: Chris_ on July 11, 2009, 04:40:00 PM
How stupid can a person be?  He would have had a new gardening injury had I found him with my best friend. :hammer:
I guess he really go the point.  :rimshot:
 :-)
Title: Re: Woman to marry the man she nearly killed
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 11, 2009, 05:26:32 PM
He must have one heck of a bush if he has to use a hedge trimmer.
Title: Re: Woman to marry the man she nearly killed
Post by: MrsSmith on July 11, 2009, 07:13:55 PM
Why would HE marry HER???????   :mental:
Title: Re: Woman to marry the man she nearly killed
Post by: SilverOrchid on July 11, 2009, 08:31:50 PM
Clearly, it was a big misunderstanding. That'll learn him.  :-)
Title: Re: Woman to marry the man she nearly killed
Post by: Chris on July 11, 2009, 08:33:10 PM
Clearly, it was a big misunderstanding. That'll learn him.  :-)
Keep your gardening injuries to yourself?
Title: Re: Woman to marry the man she nearly killed
Post by: SilverOrchid on July 11, 2009, 08:36:36 PM
Keep your gardening injuries to yourself?

Yep.  :rotf:
Title: Re: Woman to marry the man she nearly killed
Post by: Chris_ on July 12, 2009, 05:43:20 AM
He must have one heck of a bush if he has to use a hedge trimmer.
He better stay away from the weed wacker.