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Title: Looking for some Gay Checks
Post by: CactusCarlos on February 22, 2008, 10:15:52 PM
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Looking for some Gay Checks
Posted by WillBowden on Fri Feb-22-08 10:03 PM

I'm trying to find some checks that are Gay friendly. The only ones I've found so far are for Minneapolis. (http://www.messageproducts.com/shop/product.aspx?ProductID=8MBTPCHK (Base)&CategoryName=CKSOC-MP(Base)&SubcategoryName=Gay-CKSOC-MP(Base)&CategoryCode=)

I'm trying to find something more local (Milwaukee) or national. I want businesses to know who shops in their stores. Places to know who pays for their goods. People to know that we DO exist.

Does anyone purchase such checks or have any idea where one might find such grand things?

Thank you!

(http://i28.tinypic.com/14wvvae.jpg)

Oh wait, you said Gay Checks ...  :thatsright:
Title: Re: Looking for some Gay Checks
Post by: RedTail on February 22, 2008, 10:21:38 PM
Wow. . .

No one even uses checks anymore, dammit!

And you're looking for GAY ones?

 :banghead:

*TKay*
Title: Re: Looking for some Gay Checks
Post by: Duke Nukum on February 22, 2008, 10:58:03 PM
Isn't there that credit card that lets you put your own pictures on it?

Or maybe he could get his checks printed up with this:
 :2muchgay:
Title: Re: Looking for some Gay Checks
Post by: dandi on February 22, 2008, 11:06:32 PM
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I'm trying to find something more local (Milwaukee) or national. I want businesses to know who shops in their stores. Places to know who pays for their goods. People to know that we DO exist.

Has that really been in question? I mean, I don't recall ever seeing Leonard Nimoy hosting an episode of "In Search Of...Teh Gays".

Hell, I can't even turn on HGTV without seeing a hommaseckshul couple looking to buy a house. 
Title: Re: Looking for some Gay Checks
Post by: Chris_ on February 22, 2008, 11:18:39 PM
I guess I will never understand the need to announce my sexuality to others. Why is it for Heteros - it is what we do and for Homosexuals - it is what they are?

Hi, I'm hetero.....  :lmao:
Title: Re: Looking for some Gay Checks
Post by: RedTail on February 22, 2008, 11:20:54 PM
I guess I will never understand the need to announce my sexuality to others. Why is it for Heteros - it is what we do and for Homosexuals - it is what they are?

Hi, I'm hetero.....  :lmao:

I think it's because Hetro is the "Default" setting for what we know, hence the need for the announcement.

*TKay*
Title: Re: Looking for some Gay Checks
Post by: Chris_ on February 22, 2008, 11:26:14 PM
I guess I will never understand the need to announce my sexuality to others. Why is it for Heteros - it is what we do and for Homosexuals - it is what they are?

Hi, I'm hetero.....  :lmao:

I think it's because Hetro is the "Default" setting for what we know, hence the need for the announcement.

*TKay*

I don't know.... I'll have to think on that. I would think that if I were pursuing someone, my sexuality would be obvious to those I pursued. And for all the rest, who cares what I am. Am I right? 
Title: Re: Looking for some Gay Checks
Post by: RedTail on February 22, 2008, 11:41:13 PM
I guess I will never understand the need to announce my sexuality to others. Why is it for Heteros - it is what we do and for Homosexuals - it is what they are?

Hi, I'm hetero.....  :lmao:

I think it's because Hetro is the "Default" setting for what we know, hence the need for the announcement.

*TKay*

I don't know.... I'll have to think on that. I would think that if I were pursuing someone, my sexuality would be obvious to those I pursued. And for all the rest, who cares what I am. Am I right? 

Hey. . .that's just my theory, Shade.

*TKay*
Title: Re: Looking for some Gay Checks
Post by: Duke Nukum on February 23, 2008, 12:13:33 AM
I guess I will never understand the need to announce my sexuality to others. Why is it for Heteros - it is what we do and for Homosexuals - it is what they are?

Hi, I'm hetero.....  :lmao:

Most people like their privacy and don't want everyone to know every little detail and quirk about them.  A lot of people are self-conscious about their personal quirks, in fact.

Homosexuals are the only group that want you to know their business and not judge it in any way.

They want their pride and their victim status at the same time.

Regular people celebrate personal victories and accomplishments.  Homosexuals celebrate their diseases and the poor choices that often leads to an untimely death.

I don't think it is actually anything that can be understood.  That is why they push so hard for early indoctrination.
Title: Re: Looking for some Gay Checks
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on February 23, 2008, 12:28:58 AM
I guess I will never understand the need to announce my sexuality to others. Why is it for Heteros - it is what we do and for Homosexuals - it is what they are?

Hi, I'm hetero.....  :lmao:

I think it's because Hetro is the "Default" setting for what we know, hence the need for the announcement.

*TKay*


Screw that.... we're gonna have a parade too.  :-) And T-shirts and flags and all that shit.

(http://www.yodelingfrog.com/Straight%20Pride.gif)

Title: Re: Looking for some Gay Checks
Post by: morningAngel on February 23, 2008, 01:22:15 AM
OMG
my checks don't even list my favorite position..I am sooooo behind  :loser:
Title: Re: Looking for some Gay Checks
Post by: RedTail on February 23, 2008, 01:34:30 AM
I guess I will never understand the need to announce my sexuality to others. Why is it for Heteros - it is what we do and for Homosexuals - it is what they are?

Hi, I'm hetero.....  :lmao:

I think it's because Hetro is the "Default" setting for what we know, hence the need for the announcement.

*TKay*


Screw that.... we're gonna have a parade too.  :-) And T-shirts and flags and all that shit.

(http://www.yodelingfrog.com/Straight%20Pride.gif)



Go ahead...I'll march in both.

*TKay*
Title: Re: Looking for some Gay Checks
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 23, 2008, 06:32:32 AM
Try Budapest, Willy.

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Looking for some Gay Checks
Post by: Chris_ on February 23, 2008, 07:25:58 AM
I guess I will never understand the need to announce my sexuality to others. Why is it for Heteros - it is what we do and for Homosexuals - it is what they are?

Hi, I'm hetero.....  :lmao:

Most people like their privacy and don't want everyone to know every little detail and quirk about them.  A lot of people are self-conscious about their personal quirks, in fact.

Homosexuals are the only group that want you to know their business and not judge it in any way.

They want their pride and their victim status at the same time.

Regular people celebrate personal victories and accomplishments.  Homosexuals celebrate their diseases and the poor choices that often leads to an untimely death.

I don't think it is actually anything that can be understood.  That is why they push so hard for early indoctrination.

I agree, well stated.

Whether it is by them highlighting or perhaps me zeroing in on it, their homosexuality becomes their primary essence and I don't think it is necessary for me to know that detail to appreciate them as people. ..... Gay writer, gay designer, gay comic, gay senator.
Title: Re: Looking for some Gay Checks
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 23, 2008, 07:29:27 AM
I guess I will never understand the need to announce my sexuality to others. Why is it for Heteros - it is what we do and for Homosexuals - it is what they are?

Hi, I'm hetero.....  :lmao:

Most people like their privacy and don't want everyone to know every little detail and quirk about them.  A lot of people are self-conscious about their personal quirks, in fact.

Homosexuals are the only group that want you to know their business and not judge it in any way.

They want their pride and their victim status at the same time.

Regular people celebrate personal victories and accomplishments.  Homosexuals celebrate their diseases and the poor choices that often leads to an untimely death.

I don't think it is actually anything that can be understood.  That is why they push so hard for early indoctrination.

I agree, well stated.

Whether it is by them highlighting or perhaps me zeroing in on it, their homosexuality becomes their primary essence and I don't think it is necessary for me to know that detail to appreciate them as people. ..... Gay writer, gay designer, gay comic, gay senator.
How do you feel about hetero, mostly-white, non-muslim lagomorphic American males?
Title: Re: Looking for some Gay Checks
Post by: Chris_ on February 23, 2008, 07:32:33 AM
I guess I will never understand the need to announce my sexuality to others. Why is it for Heteros - it is what we do and for Homosexuals - it is what they are?

Hi, I'm hetero.....  :lmao:

Most people like their privacy and don't want everyone to know every little detail and quirk about them.  A lot of people are self-conscious about their personal quirks, in fact.

Homosexuals are the only group that want you to know their business and not judge it in any way.

They want their pride and their victim status at the same time.

Regular people celebrate personal victories and accomplishments.  Homosexuals celebrate their diseases and the poor choices that often leads to an untimely death.

I don't think it is actually anything that can be understood.  That is why they push so hard for early indoctrination.

I agree, well stated.

Whether it is by them highlighting or perhaps me zeroing in on it, their homosexuality becomes their primary essence and I don't think it is necessary for me to know that detail to appreciate them as people. ..... Gay writer, gay designer, gay comic, gay senator.
How do you feel about hetero, mostly-white, non-muslim lagomorphic American males?

With lucky magic rabbit's foot?  :popcorn:

I love him!  :naughty:
Title: Re: Looking for some Gay Checks
Post by: ScubaGuy on February 23, 2008, 08:27:01 AM
OMG
my checks don't even list my favorite position..I am sooooo behind  :loser:

Wull, umm that could be gay. :lmao:
Title: Re: Looking for some Gay Checks
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on February 23, 2008, 10:21:35 AM
I guess I will never understand the need to announce my sexuality to others. Why is it for Heteros - it is what we do and for Homosexuals - it is what they are?

Hi, I'm hetero.....  :lmao:

I think it's because Hetro is the "Default" setting for what we know, hence the need for the announcement.

*TKay*


Screw that.... we're gonna have a parade too.  :-) And T-shirts and flags and all that shit.

(http://www.yodelingfrog.com/Straight%20Pride.gif)



Go ahead...I'll march in both.

*TKay*


We'll have a "Pride Day" and a parade for chronic masturbaters too. Gotta include everybody here.... maybe a float of a giant fist or something.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Looking for some Gay Checks
Post by: Airwolf on February 23, 2008, 10:25:34 AM
It would seem that the OP asking the question about those checks would fall into a catgory called "Too gay to function"
Title: Re: Looking for some Gay Checks
Post by: Lord Undies on February 23, 2008, 10:41:54 AM
(http://i25.tinypic.com/2q8dh1t.jpg)

Here's a check background for any homosexual who wants
 to also show he is strong on national defense.
Title: Re: Looking for some Gay Checks
Post by: Red October on February 23, 2008, 10:52:06 AM
(http://i25.tinypic.com/2q8dh1t.jpg)

Here's a check background for any homosexual who wants
 to also show he is strong on national defense.

:lmao:

Title: Re: Looking for some Gay Checks
Post by: Red October on February 23, 2008, 10:54:22 AM
You know those new Visa credit cards that let you put anything you want on it?

Think this will make him happy:

(http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m31/marnymac/You_re_a_homo.jpg)
Title: Re: Looking for some Gay Checks
Post by: RedTail on February 23, 2008, 11:06:58 AM
I guess I will never understand the need to announce my sexuality to others. Why is it for Heteros - it is what we do and for Homosexuals - it is what they are?

Hi, I'm hetero.....  :lmao:

I think it's because Hetro is the "Default" setting for what we know, hence the need for the announcement.

*TKay*


Screw that.... we're gonna have a parade too.  :-) And T-shirts and flags and all that shit.

(http://www.yodelingfrog.com/Straight%20Pride.gif)



Go ahead...I'll march in both.

*TKay*


We'll have a "Pride Day" and a parade for chronic masturbaters too. Gotta include everybody here.... maybe a float of a giant fist or something.  :lmao:

I like it. With cross promotion... it could be HUGE!!   :hyper:
(If huge is your thing, tho)

*TKay*
Title: Re: Looking for some Gay Checks
Post by: Bondai on February 23, 2008, 11:39:58 AM
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Looking for some Gay Checks
Posted by WillBowden on Fri Feb-22-08 10:03 PM

I'm trying to find some checks that are Gay friendly. The only ones I've found so far are for Minneapolis. (http://www.messageproducts.com/shop/product.aspx?ProductID=8MBTPCHK (Base)&CategoryName=CKSOC-MP(Base)&SubcategoryName=Gay-CKSOC-MP(Base)&CategoryCode=)

I'm trying to find something more local (Milwaukee) or national. I want businesses to know who shops in their stores. Places to know who pays for their goods. People to know that we DO exist.

Does anyone purchase such checks or have any idea where one might find such grand things?

Thank you!

Just wipe your ass on the ones you have, the brown streak and the smell of shit should make you feel right at home......damn fudgepackers.. :censored: :censored:
Title: Re: Looking for some Gay Checks
Post by: jukin on February 23, 2008, 11:43:32 AM
Gay checks well.......are gay.
Title: Re: Looking for some Gay Checks
Post by: mamacags on February 23, 2008, 12:16:36 PM
I guess he/she/it can put whatever they want on their checks.  I wonder how they would feel about mine with an American Flag, "God Bless America", and patriotic scenes on them. :-)

You can put lines on them just tell them to say "I am defined completely by who I choose to have sex with!"
Title: Re: Looking for some Gay Checks
Post by: DixieBelle on February 23, 2008, 12:24:45 PM
Umm....hello?? Rainbows? :-)
Title: Re: Looking for some Gay Checks
Post by: miskie on February 23, 2008, 04:10:14 PM
Well, I figure there must be a few in the Czhec Republic.. Id start there... Oh wait... Nevermind.

( + 1 )
Title: Re: Looking for some Gay Checks
Post by: Duke Nukum on February 23, 2008, 04:35:23 PM
Umm....hello?? Rainbows? :-)
Cartman: Eh. I hate those things.
Kyle: Nobody hates rainbows.
Stan: Yeah. What's there to hate about rainbows?
Cartman: Well, you know. You'll just be sitting there, minding your own business, and they'll come marching in,
and crawl up your leg, and start biting the inside of your ass, and you'll be all like, "Hey! Get out of my ass you stupid rainbows!"

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a46/maplebob/DieHippyDie.jpg)
Title: Re: Looking for some Gay Checks
Post by: Duke Nukum on February 23, 2008, 08:38:50 PM
The thing I thought about later, is the DUmmie could use cash or a credit card and just go shopping wearing his crocs and everyone would know what he is.  Unless he is wanting his gayness to be part of the accounting system of the store.  Then he could just get checks with a picture of crocs on them.