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Title: Hillary needs a saxophone
Post by: CactusCarlos on February 22, 2008, 08:27:36 PM

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Hillary needs a saxophone
Posted by LiberalEsto on Fri Feb-22-08 08:48 PM

Over dinner we were talking about Hillary and Obama and remarking on how curiously sterile Hillary's public image seems. She's not a joke-teller or backslapper. I can't think of any folksy things she does that would make her seem more human to the average voters. Of course I never met her in person, but her public persona is boring.

I still remember how cool it was when Bill Clinton used to jam on his saxophone during his campaign.

Hillary's campaign would, I think, be in a bit better shape if she showed some aspects of her personality besides political ambition. If she dusted off an old accordion and tried to play it. Or confessed to a secret passion for coconut macaroons. Or whatever.

Just some random thoughts on an icy Friday night.

Ladies and Gentlemen of CC, the floor is now yours for "comments".  :-)

Title: Re: Hillary needs a saxophone
Post by: Carl on February 22, 2008, 08:33:42 PM

If Hill ever had a human side to her it was so long ago hidden that even she couldn`t find it anymore.

There has not been a moment in her public or adult life that has not been a calculated and orchestrated event.

Title: Re: Hillary needs a saxophone
Post by: dandi on February 22, 2008, 08:42:35 PM

I'm sure it would be the only thing she's ever blown. :uhsure:

Title: Re: Hillary needs a saxophone
Post by: Duke Nukum on February 22, 2008, 09:24:29 PM

What kind of secret ambitions could Hillary have?  Aside from the naked lust for power she has never tried to conceal?

Does she have a frustrated artist inside her struggling to get out?   She's the perfect Socialist Student, dead and passionless on the inside.

Oh, wait, she had a thing for hanging sex toys on Christmas trees or something.  :whatever:

Title: Re: Hillary needs a saxophone
Post by: jukin on February 23, 2008, 12:01:14 PM

Is saxophone what the kids are calling double ended dildos these days?

Title: Re: Hillary needs a saxophone
Post by: Duke Nukum on February 23, 2008, 12:47:30 PM

Quote from: jukin on February 23, 2008, 12:01:14 PM

Is saxophone what the kids are calling double ended dildos these days?

:lmao:

Title: Re: Hillary needs a saxophone
Post by: Chris_ on February 23, 2008, 01:20:13 PM

This could be the shot in the arm Arsenio Hall's career needs! 

Title: Re: Hillary needs a saxophone
Post by: Bondai on February 23, 2008, 01:49:38 PM

It's hard to tell who wants back in the White House more, Hillary or Bill.