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Title: Oooooh...FullAuto, be afraid, be vewy vewy afraid LMAO
Post by: lizard on February 22, 2008, 07:49:33 PM
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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Fri Feb-22-08 06:36 PM
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So I hear there's a party going on!!
 Over at The Other Place...

And I am the Absentee Guest of Honor.

Maybe I should post a current pic. My hair is a lot longer and I am looking damned good.

Give 'em something to take home to Mommy.

Tom


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2910618


Fresh from the DUmpster, no Dumbo-rats have shown up yet.   :rotf:
Title: Re: Oooooh...FullAuto, be afraid, be vewy vewy afraid LMAO
Post by: TheSarge on February 22, 2008, 08:27:03 PM
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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Fri Feb-22-08 06:36 PM
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So I hear there's a party going on!!
 Over at The Other Place...


Gee TiT...what place would that be?
Title: Re: Oooooh...FullAuto, be afraid, be vewy vewy afraid LMAO
Post by: Odin's Hand on February 22, 2008, 08:32:23 PM
This jackass just doesn't know when to shut his mouth and slither back to the trinket store does he?
Title: Re: Oooooh...FullAuto, be afraid, be vewy vewy afraid LMAO
Post by: TheSarge on February 22, 2008, 08:33:23 PM
This jackass just doesn't know when to shut his mouth and slither back to the trinket store does he?

Nope...he gets bolder with each lie that is revealed and he isn't banned for lying his @ss off at the DUmp.
Title: Re: Oooooh...FullAuto, be afraid, be vewy vewy afraid LMAO
Post by: dandi on February 22, 2008, 08:40:13 PM
Y'all shouldn't make fun of The Second-Most Decorated Sailor In Navy Historyâ„¢ like that. He's gonna get his Marine Green Beret buddies together and give your nipples such a twist.

 :loser:
Title: Re: Oooooh...FullAuto, be afraid, be vewy vewy afraid LMAO
Post by: RedTail on February 22, 2008, 08:50:09 PM
Take something home to Mommy?

Oh please, my mom is more of a soldier than you are, Titty-boy.

*TKay*
Title: Re: Oooooh...FullAuto, be afraid, be vewy vewy afraid LMAO
Post by: NHSparky on February 22, 2008, 09:33:35 PM
No, my GRANDmother is.

And she died in 1985.
Title: Re: Oooooh...FullAuto, be afraid, be vewy vewy afraid LMAO
Post by: Airwolf on February 22, 2008, 09:56:51 PM
Talk is cheap TiT, But then agian he already knew that otherwise he wouldn't lay it on so thick over there.
Title: Re: Oooooh...FullAuto, be afraid, be vewy vewy afraid LMAO
Post by: Rebel on February 23, 2008, 12:19:29 AM
Ok, Tom, people like me are the reason Jesse Macbeth was exposed and sent to jail for fraudulent claims. Now you have a pissed off Marine on your hands by the name of Full Auto.

Thanks for making it a mission.

FA, I'm posting this at my military site. I haven't yet, because I've been busy, but now I'll make a point to.

Tom, you're going down, ****er.
Title: Re: Oooooh...FullAuto, be afraid, be vewy vewy afraid LMAO
Post by: Rebel on February 23, 2008, 12:40:12 AM
Oh, and TominTib, you're a ****ing poser who's violated the Stolen Valor Act. 
Title: Re: Oooooh...FullAuto, be afraid, be vewy vewy afraid LMAO
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on February 23, 2008, 12:45:12 AM
Oh, and TominTib, you're a ****ing poser who's violated the Stolen Valor Act. 


He did. This assmunch is going down. And it'll be fun to watch.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Oooooh...FullAuto, be afraid, be vewy vewy afraid LMAO
Post by: BEG on February 23, 2008, 01:50:31 PM
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Moderator   (1000+ posts)      Sat Feb-23-08 12:22 AM
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4. Locking
 Lets not give them traffic. Thanks.



 :rotf:
Title: Re: Oooooh...FullAuto, be afraid, be vewy vewy afraid LMAO
Post by: TheSarge on February 23, 2008, 01:59:34 PM
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Moderator   (1000+ posts)      Sat Feb-23-08 12:22 AM
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4. Locking
 Lets not give them traffic. Thanks.



 :rotf:

Like we didn't see that coming.

When confronted with the truth...this is how DUmmies handle it.
Title: Re: Oooooh...FullAuto, be afraid, be vewy vewy afraid LMAO
Post by: Bondai on February 23, 2008, 02:01:02 PM
Titty boy...you can resolve this entire issue by coming here and explaining yourself, see how simple it is. :censored:
Title: Re: Oooooh...FullAuto, be afraid, be vewy vewy afraid LMAO
Post by: Bondai on February 23, 2008, 02:03:04 PM
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Moderator   (1000+ posts)      Sat Feb-23-08 12:22 AM
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4. Locking
 Lets not give them traffic. Thanks.



 :rotf:

They run from the truth like a cat runs from a hose........  :lmao:
Title: Re: Oooooh...FullAuto, be afraid, be vewy vewy afraid LMAO
Post by: TheSarge on February 23, 2008, 02:05:54 PM
Titty boy...you can resolve this entire issue by coming here and explaining yourself, see how simple it is. :censored:

It would be the most courageous act ever attempted by a DUmmie if he did.

We have a long distinguished list of DUmmies we've outed and exposed as being less than what they are is long.

He'd be taking a huge risk coming here.
Title: Re: Oooooh...FullAuto, be afraid, be vewy vewy afraid LMAO
Post by: Chris_ on February 23, 2008, 02:51:43 PM
TomInTib is a vortex of awesomeness.  You can't make this kind of stuff up, guyz...

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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Thu Feb-21-08 03:27 PM
Response to Reply #4
7. A friend and I broke up a large auto-thft ring on Super Bowl Sunday.

Forced the two guys' pickup off a country road in SE Texas, right in front of a house where thiry or so of their family and friends were busy getting drunk before the Game.

We had to hold them off, just the two of us with only a Defender and a 9mm.

It got pretty wacky before the Sheriff showed up.


TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Thu Feb-21-08 05:54 PM
Response to Reply #10
12. Yeah, we were pretty fed up with it all.
 We were, howeve, charged with all kinds of crap (kidnapping, holding them against their will{25 charges}, disturbing the peace, all manner of stuff).

But they had stolen over 50 cars and it was a very rural County.

I later became very good friends with one of the guys' parents after their pitbull bit me a few months later. I was out deer hunting with the Father when he died of a heart attack in deep woods.

All in all, a pretty strange string of events.

http://upload.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2903443

He's like DU's very own Forrest Gump.  :rotf:
Title: Re: Oooooh...FullAuto, be afraid, be vewy vewy afraid LMAO
Post by: BEG on February 23, 2008, 02:57:24 PM
TomInTib is a vortex of awesomeness.  You can't make this kind of stuff up, guyz...

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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Thu Feb-21-08 03:27 PM
Response to Reply #4
7. A friend and I broke up a large auto-thft ring on Super Bowl Sunday.

Forced the two guys' pickup off a country road in SE Texas, right in front of a house where thiry or so of their family and friends were busy getting drunk before the Game.

We had to hold them off, just the two of us with only a Defender and a 9mm.

It got pretty wacky before the Sheriff showed up.


TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Thu Feb-21-08 05:54 PM
Response to Reply #10
12. Yeah, we were pretty fed up with it all.
 We were, howeve, charged with all kinds of crap (kidnapping, holding them against their will{25 charges}, disturbing the peace, all manner of stuff).

But they had stolen over 50 cars and it was a very rural County.

I later became very good friends with one of the guys' parents after their pitbull bit me a few months later. I was out deer hunting with the Father when he died of a heart attack in deep woods.

All in all, a pretty strange string of events.

http://upload.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2903443

He's like DU's very own Forrest Gump.  :rotf:

I can not believe these idiots are really that stupid as to believe TiT's stories.  How pathetic.
Title: Re: Oooooh...FullAuto, be afraid, be vewy vewy afraid LMAO
Post by: Chris_ on February 23, 2008, 03:06:37 PM
I can not believe these idiots are really that stupid as to believe TiT's stories.  How pathetic.

I wish I had the time to comb over DU's archives.  Cram all those silly stories into a book... I'd be rich.
Title: Re: Oooooh...FullAuto, be afraid, be vewy vewy afraid LMAO
Post by: dandi on February 23, 2008, 03:07:59 PM
TomInTib is a vortex of awesomeness.  You can't make this kind of stuff up, guyz...

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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Thu Feb-21-08 03:27 PM
Response to Reply #4
7. A friend and I broke up a large auto-thft ring on Super Bowl Sunday.

Forced the two guys' pickup off a country road in SE Texas, right in front of a house where thiry or so of their family and friends were busy getting drunk before the Game.

We had to hold them off, just the two of us with only a Defender and a 9mm.

It got pretty wacky before the Sheriff showed up.


TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Thu Feb-21-08 05:54 PM
Response to Reply #10
12. Yeah, we were pretty fed up with it all.
 We were, howeve, charged with all kinds of crap (kidnapping, holding them against their will{25 charges}, disturbing the peace, all manner of stuff).

But they had stolen over 50 cars and it was a very rural County.

I later became very good friends with one of the guys' parents after their pitbull bit me a few months later. I was out deer hunting with the Father when he died of a heart attack in deep woods.

All in all, a pretty strange string of events.

http://upload.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2903443

He's like DU's very own Forrest Gump.  :rotf:

Un-frickin'-real.
Title: Re: Oooooh...FullAuto, be afraid, be vewy vewy afraid LMAO
Post by: Attero Dominatus on February 23, 2008, 03:22:22 PM
TomInTib is a vortex of awesomeness.  You can't make this kind of stuff up, guyz...

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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Thu Feb-21-08 03:27 PM
Response to Reply #4
7. A friend and I broke up a large auto-thft ring on Super Bowl Sunday.

Forced the two guys' pickup off a country road in SE Texas, right in front of a house where thiry or so of their family and friends were busy getting drunk before the Game.

We had to hold them off, just the two of us with only a Defender and a 9mm.

It got pretty wacky before the Sheriff showed up.


TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Thu Feb-21-08 05:54 PM
Response to Reply #10
12. Yeah, we were pretty fed up with it all.
 We were, howeve, charged with all kinds of crap (kidnapping, holding them against their will{25 charges}, disturbing the peace, all manner of stuff).

But they had stolen over 50 cars and it was a very rural County.

I later became very good friends with one of the guys' parents after their pitbull bit me a few months later. I was out deer hunting with the Father when he died of a heart attack in deep woods.

All in all, a pretty strange string of events.

http://upload.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2903443

He's like DU's very own Forrest Gump.  :rotf:

I can not believe these idiots are really that stupid as to believe TiT's stories.  How pathetic.

It does not surprise me. These are people who think that history started in 2001 and that the "evil rethugs" used directed energy weapons to destroy the WTC.
Title: Re: Oooooh...FullAuto, be afraid, be vewy vewy afraid LMAO
Post by: Full-Auto on February 23, 2008, 03:29:45 PM
Ok, Tom, people like me are the reason Jesse Macbeth was exposed and sent to jail for fraudulent claims. Now you have a pissed off Marine on your hands by the name of Full Auto.

Thanks for making it a mission.

FA, I'm posting this at my military site. I haven't yet, because I've been busy, but now I'll make a point to.

Tom, you're going down, ****er.
Thanks my man.

He does need to go down because it's to the point where the man doesn't know enough to shut his mouth.  He thinks he can hide behind the anonymity of the internet forever and tell his stories about belonging to SEAL Team 3 decades before it was even commissioned, telling his fake war stories, tales about thwarting car theft rings, dealing drugs, having illegal weapons, etc... but he's wrong.

He spits in the face of every person that's ever worn a uniform in this country and it's high time he's forced to stop since he's not bright enough to silently slither back under the rock he crawled out from.

Anything you can do to help put this a-hole in his place would be appreciated.
Title: Re: Oooooh...FullAuto, be afraid, be vewy vewy afraid LMAO
Post by: TheSarge on February 23, 2008, 03:42:09 PM
Anyone besides me notice that he's now changed his area of operation from NorCal to SE Texas?
Title: Re: Oooooh...FullAuto, be afraid, be vewy vewy afraid LMAO
Post by: Bondai on February 23, 2008, 03:55:40 PM
Anyone besides me notice that he's now changed his area of operation from NorCal to SE Texas?

Now that you mention it....... :mental:
Title: Re: Oooooh...FullAuto, be afraid, be vewy vewy afraid LMAO
Post by: DixieBelle on February 23, 2008, 04:16:19 PM
yeah, I was wondering how he did that. Do trinket stores hold a convention in Texas this time of year or something???
Title: Re: Oooooh...FullAuto, be afraid, be vewy vewy afraid LMAO
Post by: TheSarge on February 23, 2008, 04:17:03 PM


Now that you mention it....... :mental:

Probably thinks he's throwing the authorities off his trail  :whatever:
Title: Re: Oooooh...FullAuto, be afraid, be vewy vewy afraid LMAO
Post by: bijou on February 23, 2008, 04:26:28 PM
I thought he left Texas after he served prison time for some felony or another (which is why he doesn't vote).  :whatever:
Title: Re: Oooooh...FullAuto, be afraid, be vewy vewy afraid LMAO
Post by: Chris_ on February 23, 2008, 09:03:13 PM
Anyone besides me notice that he's now changed his area of operation from NorCal to SE Texas?

Now that you mention it....... :mental:

Actually, I don't think his location has changed...I think this is an old story. I swear I read it on one of the TiT threads at CU.

Cindie