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Title: What is your view on gay marriage? (MOLE TRAP)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on July 07, 2009, 03:28:20 PM
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Poll question: What is your view on gay marriage? (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6008178)
   
Just another silly poll.

Trying to see how DU thinks of gay marriage. One of those things where I'll expect one thing, and hopefully I don't get the other. Let me get background information too...

Poll result (43 votes)
I support gay marriage and am straight   (34 votes, 79%)   Vote
I support gay marriage and am gay or bi   (6 votes, 14%)   Vote
I do not support gay marriage and am straight   (0 votes, 0%)   Vote
I do not support gay marriage and am gay or bi   (0 votes, 0%)   Vote

Why isn't this poll about guns?    (3 votes, 7%)   Vote
Other   (0 votes, 0%)   Vote

For the uninitiated, the moderators and admins can see how you vote on polls at DU.  Please don't try and vote counter to the DUmmy orthodoxy, or you will get tombstoned.
Title: Re: What is your view on gay marriage? (MOLE TRAP)
Post by: franksolich on July 07, 2009, 03:35:24 PM
For the uninitiated, the moderators and admins can see how you vote on polls at DU.  Please don't try and vote counter to the DUmmy orthodoxy, or you will get tombstoned.

You know, there's various sorts of mole traps set by the primitives, but they're pretty amateurish; one can scent them from a mile offshore the island.

That one's one of the most popular traps.

Another one is in the smaller forums, where a primitive "calls in" a certain category of primitive, such as the mentally-ill primitives or the mentally-deranged primitives.

The cross-eyed Iowa primitive (the "HawkeyeX" primitive) once tried to nab franksolich's mole by "calling" in all the deaf primitives.

The primitives must think decent and civilized people are stupid, or something.
Title: Re: What is your view on gay marriage? (MOLE TRAP)
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 07, 2009, 03:36:22 PM
"What is your view on gay marriage?"...ain't no way I'm viewing that.
Title: Re: What is your view on gay marriage? (MOLE TRAP)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on July 07, 2009, 03:44:16 PM
You know, there's various sorts of mole traps set by the primitives, but they're pretty amateurish; one can scent them from a mile offshore the island.

That one's one of the most popular traps.

Another one is in the smaller forums, where a primitive "calls in" a certain category of primitive, such as the mentally-ill primitives or the mentally-deranged primitives.

The cross-eyed Iowa primitive (the "HawkeyeX" primitive) once tried to nab franksolich's mole by "calling" in all the deaf primitives.

The primitives must think decent and civilized people are stupid, or something.

I just thought it would be a helpful reminder to any newbies or those who didn't know about the mole traps.
Title: Re: What is your view on gay marriage? (MOLE TRAP)
Post by: franksolich on July 07, 2009, 03:46:02 PM
I just thought it would be a helpful reminder to any newbies or those who didn't know about the mole traps.

Right, sir, a public service.

And you perhaps know of more sorts of mole traps than most do.

I, me, well, I step off the boat on the beach at Skins's island, and I'm too interested in looking around for Primitives of Prominence that I forget to look where I'm stepping.
Title: Re: What is your view on gay marriage? (MOLE TRAP)
Post by: Freeper on July 07, 2009, 04:11:25 PM
Hmm I wonder what would happen if someone were to say that they are gay/ bi and do not support gay marriage.  :-)
Title: Re: What is your view on gay marriage? (MOLE TRAP)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on July 07, 2009, 04:19:27 PM
Hmm I wonder what would happen if someone were to say that they are gay/ bi and do not support gay marriage.  :-)

I think it is an acceptable view to support civil unions but not marriage at the DUmp.  You'd have to word it pretty delicately in your explanation, though.
Title: Re: What is your view on gay marriage? (MOLE TRAP)
Post by: franksolich on July 07, 2009, 04:21:51 PM
I think I shall have to describe "mole traps" in DU for guests, when I get back on track putting out the 2009 edition.
Title: Re: What is your view on gay marriage? (MOLE TRAP)
Post by: Chris on July 07, 2009, 09:49:35 PM
The primitives must think decent and civilized people are stupid, or something.
But of course.

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Why isn't this poll about guns?    (3 votes, 7%)   Vote
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Title: Re: What is your view on gay marriage? (MOLE TRAP)
Post by: crockspot on July 07, 2009, 10:10:25 PM
Personally, I have no problem with gay marriage... as long as both chicks are HOT.
Title: Re: What is your view on gay marriage? (MOLE TRAP)
Post by: Lord Undies on July 07, 2009, 10:14:29 PM
The insane part is some of the Little Goons will take this poll as an actual indicator of public sentiment.
Title: Re: What is your view on gay marriage? (MOLE TRAP)
Post by: AllosaursRus on July 08, 2009, 12:09:11 AM
The insane part is some of the Little Goons will take this poll as an actual indicator of public sentiment.

But, but, but, Undies, doncha know their opinion is 80% of the US population!