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Title: MICHELLE OBAMA BOOZE BINGES (Huh? What?)
Post by: thundley4 on July 03, 2009, 09:06:11 PM
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Michelle Obama - cracking under the pressure of being First Lady - is drinking way more than she should, friends fear.

Longtime pals have been keeping a close eye on her White House booze intake for months, sources told The ENQUIRER, and her husband President Barack Obama even stepped in when she recently consumed too much alcohol.

"When Barack saw Michelle drink more than she should at a recent dinner, he hit the roof. He told  her, 'This is NOT going to turn into a problem!'" a close source told The ENQUIRER.

"Barack is overly sensitive to the issue because of his own past drinking and substance abuse problems. But he also feels guilty because of the pictures taken of him drinking beer at an NBA game recently."

The President also feels he may have contributed to his wife's alcohol issues by not stopping her from overindulging during their date night in New York City on May 30.

Michelle, 45, knocked back "a glass or two of champagne" while the couple flew to the Big Apple on a private jet, according to the close source, and published reports said she downed two martinis during dinner at the Greenwich Village restaurant Blue Hill.
  The National Enquirer (http://www.nationalenquirer.com/michelle_obama_booze_binges_barack_livid/celebrity/66873)

Yeah, yeah, I know, it's the Enquirer , a tabloid.  I don't wholly believe it, but I'll consider the possibility. 
Title: Re: MICHELLE OBAMA BOOZE BINGES (Huh? What?)
Post by: Chris_ on July 03, 2009, 09:21:24 PM
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Michelle, 45, knocked back "a glass or two of champagne" while the couple flew to the Big Apple on a private jet, according to the close source, and published reports said she downed two martinis during dinner at the Greenwich Village restaurant Blue Hill.

That's binge drinking? Perhaps I should check myself into a clinic or something. LOL.

Title: Re: MICHELLE OBAMA BOOZE BINGES (Huh? What?)
Post by: Chris on July 03, 2009, 09:30:53 PM
That's binge drinking? Perhaps I should check myself into a clinic or something. LOL.
Yeah, the last time I flew first class, some guy a few seats from me was ordering a Bloody Mary at 8am.

It might have had something to do with the fact the drinks are free up there.
Title: Re: MICHELLE OBAMA BOOZE BINGES (Huh? What?)
Post by: thundley4 on July 03, 2009, 10:00:31 PM
Like I said , it's the National Enquirer, but they have gotten some stories way before anyone else.  Monica and the blue dress, and John Edward's love child were broke by them.

OTOH, I think that almost everyone that drinks has done some binge drinking now and then.
Title: Re: MICHELLE OBAMA BOOZE BINGES (Huh? What?)
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on July 03, 2009, 10:26:22 PM
Probably total BS, but ya never know.
Title: Re: MICHELLE OBAMA BOOZE BINGES (Huh? What?)
Post by: debk on July 03, 2009, 10:30:57 PM
hmmmm.....had a couple of black cherry rum and lemonades this evening....guess I better watch my drinking.  :yawn:

If the National Enquirer wants to start something about Ms Michelle....they need to go after those too small argyle cardigans she keeps wearing with everything!!!   ::)

She watched too many shows of Mr Roger's Neighborhood.  :thatsright:

Title: Re: MICHELLE OBAMA BOOZE BINGES (Huh? What?)
Post by: Chris on July 03, 2009, 10:33:15 PM
It's that damn right-wing media.  First, you're having a couple drinks with dinner.  Next, it's binge-drinking on the weekend.  Pretty soon they'll have you hanging from the chandelier in the Blue Room and puking in the White House Rose Garden.
:drunksailor:
Title: Re: MICHELLE OBAMA BOOZE BINGES (Huh? What?)
Post by: AllosaursRus on July 04, 2009, 01:19:58 AM
Like I said , it's the National Enquirer, but they have gotten some stories way before anyone else.  Monica and the blue dress, and John Edward's love child were broke by them.

OTOH, I think that almost everyone that drinks has done some binge drinking now and then.

Does every day count? Red Label is the nectar of the Gods!
Title: Re: MICHELLE OBAMA BOOZE BINGES (Huh? What?)
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 04, 2009, 06:27:33 AM
Look fellows, if you were married to a communist, halFrican from Kenya that thought he was god, you'd drink too.
Title: Re: MICHELLE OBAMA BOOZE BINGES (Huh? What?)
Post by: NHSparky on July 04, 2009, 07:00:37 AM
No, officer, those aren't beer cans...those are bricks for my new car...no wait, I'm pounding those out to re-side my house.  Yeah, that's it--that's the ticket.
Title: Re: MICHELLE OBAMA BOOZE BINGES (Huh? What?)
Post by: Wineslob on July 06, 2009, 12:43:08 PM
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Barack is overly sensitive to the issue because of his own past drinking and substance abuse problems. But he also feels guilty because of the pictures taken of him drinking beer at an NBA game recently."





Where is the OUTRAGE!!!!!???????   

DUmmies, your silence is very telling.
Title: Re: MICHELLE OBAMA BOOZE BINGES (Huh? What?)
Post by: Lord Undies on July 06, 2009, 01:14:46 PM
She looks like she'd be a mean drunk.  I'll bet she's slapped on Dumbo Ears up beside the head a couple of times.
Title: Re: MICHELLE OBAMA BOOZE BINGES (Huh? What?)
Post by: DixieBelle on July 06, 2009, 01:55:07 PM

Where is the OUTRAGE!!!!!???????  

DUmmies, your silence is very telling.

Obama has freely admitted using illegal drugs, smoking and drinking. Not only that, he's been seen drinking since being elected. Where is the outrage is right!!! If you're gonna make a big deal out of things like this, then you have to be consistent. They gave Bush no end of misery.
Title: Re: MICHELLE OBAMA BOOZE BINGES (Huh? What?)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on July 06, 2009, 02:15:36 PM
I'm going to believe this about as much as I believed the claims that President Bush was downing bottles of Jack Daniels with a chaser of cocaine while in the White House.
Title: Re: MICHELLE OBAMA BOOZE BINGES (Huh? What?)
Post by: BadCat on July 06, 2009, 02:27:58 PM
I'm going to believe this about as much as I believed the claims that President Bush was downing bottles of Jack Daniels with a chaser of cocaine while in the White House.

Yeah, but the Obumbles DO have a standing Wednesday night "cocktail party" at the WH.
Bush never did that.
Title: Re: MICHELLE OBAMA BOOZE BINGES (Huh? What?)
Post by: Chris_ on July 06, 2009, 02:34:06 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4QTB1HYsPoY/ST1pywZBCzI/AAAAAAAAFHM/EBz3KsMKxr8/s400/SaltCreature.jpg)(http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Foutoftheblu.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F04%2Fmichllll.jpg&h=1e8941a133699bbc2bbfb5efe855f9ab)

Funny; I always figured her for a salt addict myself...
Title: Re: MICHELLE OBAMA BOOZE BINGES (Huh? What?)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on July 06, 2009, 02:37:34 PM
Yeah, but the Obumbles DO have a standing Wednesday night "cocktail party" at the WH.
Bush never did that.

I find nothing wrong with having a weekly cocktail party.  Unless the First Lady is falling down drunk, of course.
Title: Re: MICHELLE OBAMA BOOZE BINGES (Huh? What?)
Post by: BadCat on July 06, 2009, 02:40:56 PM
I find nothing wrong with having a weekly cocktail party.  Unless the First Lady is falling down drunk, of course.

Nor do I.
But I can't help imagining the assholes all sitting around and laughing..."HAHAHA!  Boy! Are we ****ing these people over, or what?"
Title: Re: MICHELLE OBAMA BOOZE BINGES (Huh? What?)
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 06, 2009, 05:03:45 PM
Nor do I.
But I can't help imagining the assholes all sitting around and laughing..."HAHAHA!  Boy! Are we ******* these people over, or what? "....and be sure to get a few boxes of those $100.00 a pound Wagyu steaks before you leave."

Fixxed
Title: Re: MICHELLE OBAMA BOOZE BINGES (Huh? What?)
Post by: thundley4 on July 06, 2009, 05:18:17 PM
Given 0Bama's admitted past usage, there may be lines of coke on every flat surface.  :whatever:
Title: Re: MICHELLE OBAMA BOOZE BINGES (Huh? What?)
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 06, 2009, 05:30:18 PM
Given 0Bama's admitted past usage, there may be lines of coke on every flat surface.  :whatever:

That's not COKE residue, that's just dust.....dam mezzican WH hired help.
Title: Re: MICHELLE OBAMA BOOZE BINGES (Huh? What?)
Post by: Thor on July 07, 2009, 12:08:21 AM
Many times when I would ask how many drinks a driver had imbibed, they'd often say "a couple". That's drunk speak for WAY too many. It makes sense to me that Mickey 0Bama and her managers would only confess to "a couple".
Title: Re: MICHELLE OBAMA BOOZE BINGES (Huh? What?)
Post by: seabelle on July 07, 2009, 08:34:27 AM
This is news to me, but I didn't read his books....

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"Barack is overly sensitive to the issue because of his own past drinking and substance abuse problems.

....and Michelle's glass or TWO of champagne? 

Define "abuse" and "binge drinking" ..... cause I may need to check into rehab  :naughty:
Title: Re: MICHELLE OBAMA BOOZE BINGES (Huh? What?)
Post by: Lord Undies on July 07, 2009, 08:58:20 AM
Many times when I would ask how many drinks a driver had imbibed, they'd often say "a couple". That's drunk speak for WAY too many. It makes sense to me that Mickey 0Bama and her managers would only confess to "a couple".

I drink out an iced tea tumbler following the FDA's Truth In Labeling guidelines.  That means the ingredients must be listed in order of most to least.  So, if I'm drinking a gin & tonic or a rum & coke, that tumbler will be more than half full of booze.  I can honestly report "I only had two" drinks (before the blackout).

I face a wall of confusion with attempting a 7&7. 
Title: Re: MICHELLE OBAMA BOOZE BINGES (Huh? What?)
Post by: SilverOrchid on July 29, 2009, 02:00:32 AM
Can you blame her? She does live in a racist country.  :whatever:
Title: Re: MICHELLE OBAMA BOOZE BINGES (Huh? What?)
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on July 29, 2009, 04:21:39 AM
  The National Enquirer (http://www.nationalenquirer.com/michelle_obama_booze_binges_barack_livid/celebrity/66873)

Yeah, yeah, I know, it's the Enquirer , a tabloid.  I don't wholly believe it, but I'll consider the possibility. 
Hmmmmm! Maybe she drinks because of this?[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqxmn1ZuMw4[/youtube] :rotf:
Title: Re: MICHELLE OBAMA BOOZE BINGES (Huh? What?)
Post by: vesta111 on July 29, 2009, 11:55:51 AM
Hmmmmm! Maybe she drinks because of this?[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqxmn1ZuMw4[/youtube] :rotf:

I wanted to reply to the subject of drinking in the white house----with a kicker that Carter never allowed any kind of alcohol around him and look what that got him.

However after seeing the link Toasted sent, I wonder where was I when this was going on, do I believe any of this --no. and yes.

I did a little gooling on both the pastor Jim and that Larry fellow.

Both men, telling the public that most men are bisexual, they have no controll of their sex urges and all men are this way.  Could that be woman are considered evil in some cultures.?

Interesting for a female to read, it is no wonder our fathers got upset when we girls began to date.  Yes I remember when my Dad had that talk, and he mentioned that he knew all about the male urge and I had to be aware of it.

Sadly he had no idea of the female urge that was just as strong if not stronger.

Men they just never learn.










Title: Re: MICHELLE OBAMA BOOZE BINGES (Huh? What?)
Post by: JohnnyReb on July 29, 2009, 06:22:28 PM
Sadly he had no idea of the female urge that was just as strong if not stronger.

Men they just never learn.


Yeah, and you're right, it takes us guys awhile to figure that out because mothers won't tell us about that. Even our mothers don't want us to get'n "any".

As a friend once said, "Why didn't they put that thang on a tree or a rock. Why in hell did they have to mount it on a woman." :-)

Title: Re: MICHELLE OBAMA BOOZE BINGES (Huh? What?)
Post by: Wineslob on July 30, 2009, 11:58:27 AM
Yeah, and you're right, it takes us guys awhile to figure that out because mothers won't tell us about that. Even our mothers don't want us to get'n "any".

As a friend once said, "Why didn't they put that thang on a tree or a rock. Why in hell did they have to mount it on a woman." :-)




Ever heard the term "stump broke"?     :evillaugh:
Title: Re: MICHELLE OBAMA BOOZE BINGES (Huh? What?)
Post by: vesta111 on July 31, 2009, 04:43:00 AM

Ever heard the term "stump broke"?     :evillaugh:

Men, really, so where would you dudes want that [thing} to be put, how about on the side of a bee hive.?

Don't even want to get into where woman wish a mans [thing] was placed.