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Title: God
Post by: Chris_ on July 02, 2009, 06:23:48 AM

Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to heaven,

  God addresses Al first.    ''Al, what do you believe in?''
  Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve.
  And I've come to understand that now.''
  God thinks for a second and says:
  "Very good. Come and sit at my left.''

  God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''
  Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness.
  I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.''
  God thinks for a second and says:
  "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.''

  Then God addresses Barrack.  "Barrack, what do you believe in?''
  He replies: "I believe you're in my chair."

Title: Re: God
Post by: Linda on July 02, 2009, 07:06:26 AM

I am begining to think there is more truth to that than actual joke...

Title: Re: God
Post by: Chris_ on July 02, 2009, 07:07:26 AM

Quote from: Linda on July 02, 2009, 07:06:26 AM

I am begining to think there is more truth to that than actual joke...

Yup...the joke's on us, & it ain't all that funny.