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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on June 30, 2009, 03:12:49 PM

Title: primitives discuss dogs and sex as if it's a crime on Skins's island
Post by: franksolich on June 30, 2009, 03:12:49 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5960082

Oh my.

I wonder why this is an issue; one wonders what the culprit's name on Skins's island is.

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undeterred  (1000+ posts)        Tue Jun-30-09 03:27 PM
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Man finds lost dog, tries to extort money, sex from owner

A registered sex offender has been arrested in Hawthorne after allegedly attempting to extort money and sex from a female in exchange for her lost dog, police said today.

Alfredo Dempkey, 27, of Lancaster, who is currently on parole, found the dog and called the owner, apparently finding the number on the dog's tag, Hawthorne police said. Police did not provide the age of the female Dempkey spoke to.

At first he demanded cash, but when the she told him she didn't have enough money, he asked for sexual favors, police said. They arranged to meet in a McDonald's parking lot, but when he arrived with the dog Friday night, Dempkey was met by the owner's father and police, who arrested him. The dog was returned to the owner.

Prior to the arrest, police saw Dempkey loitering in the area of a prostitution sting, and he apparently tried to make contact with the undercover officer.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2009/06/sex-offen...

Now, why would the primitives find the alfresco primitive's action immoral?

I'll bet Fat Che would do it in a second.

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Bankhead_ATL (152 posts)      Tue Jun-30-09 03:28 PM
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1. doggy style????

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KittyWampus  (1000+ posts)        Tue Jun-30-09 03:33 PM
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2. when I worked with animal rescue, the word to pet owners with lost pets is do NOT offer a reward

too easy to lead to idiots looking for ransom.

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undeterred  (1000+ posts)        Tue Jun-30-09 03:56 PM
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3. good idea

I didn't realize someone could stoop so low.

What the fu....dge is this?

The undeterred primitive doesn't watch his fellow primitives?

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nekkid (5 posts)      Tue Jun-30-09 03:58 PM
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4. Alfredo probably dognapped it in the first place.
Title: Re: primitives discuss dogs and sex as if it's a crime on Skins's island
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 30, 2009, 03:19:00 PM
Trying to use a dog to get laid?
Where I come from, hog manure does the trick.
Title: Re: primitives discuss dogs and sex as if it's a crime on Skins's island
Post by: dutch508 on June 30, 2009, 03:31:25 PM
Any money on "Alfredo" being a citizen?
Title: Re: primitives discuss dogs and sex as if it's a crime on Skins's island
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 30, 2009, 04:37:57 PM
Any money on "Alfredo" being a citizen?

His first name is "Fettucini."
Title: Re: primitives discuss dogs and sex as if it's a crime on Skins's island
Post by: Vagabond on July 01, 2009, 01:03:30 AM
He got the completely wrong idea when someone he should get a dog to help meet women.
Title: Re: primitives discuss dogs and sex as if it's a crime on Skins's island
Post by: RobJohnson on July 01, 2009, 01:23:20 AM
His first name is "Fettucini."

 :rotf:
Title: Re: primitives discuss dogs and sex as if it's a crime on Skins's island
Post by: docstew on July 01, 2009, 10:06:17 AM
Notice them talking about the fact that this is a registered sex offender soliciting a (probable) minor?  I'll give em credit, they think what he did is morally wrong, and it is, but they missed a WHOLE other aspect.