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Title: DUers Invent Highly Laughable Excuses to Explain Fox News Ratings Success
Post by: TheSarge on June 29, 2009, 07:57:14 PM
Few things drive the denizens of the Democratic Underground into a frenzy like the mere mention of Fox News. Therefore, as you can expect, a story in the Hollywood Reporter, Fox News set for best year yet, sent the members of what they call the "reality-based community" into some very unreal yet highly entertaining reactions to that unwelcome news. But before we allow the DUers to take the comedy stage, let us take a look at the Hollywood Reporter story by James Hibberd that sent them into a divorced-from-reality frenzy:

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Fox News is on track to have its most-watched year ever, showing significant ratings growth despite having just come off a highflying election year.

With the second quarter coming to a close, Fox News averaged about the same number of viewers as the top three other cable news networks combined
. And while rivals including CNN (-22%) and MSNBC (-18%) took hits following last quarter's inauguration-fueled boost, Fox News (-3%) remained nearly steady.


This information induced quite a range of unintentionally hilarious reactions from the DUers. However, a warning. Do not attempt to read their responses while drinking any form of liquid or you risk thoroughly soaking your computer monitor. ....Okay, assuming you put down your coffee cups, wine glasses, or beer mugs, here goes. Strap on your seat belts as we quickly fly over the alternate DU universe with our spy cameras:

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My theory is that the right wingers who give Fox those big numbers watch a lot of TV. On the other hand, progressives don't watch as much TV and spend more time on the Internet instead.

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It means the Fox viewers are too dumb to change the channel.

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And I don't need to watch them in order to know what they're saying. I only need to log on to DU. Same with Free Republic. I've never once been over to their site, yet I know all about them. Half their watchers are rooting against them and aren't fans. Without the opposition tuning in for their laugh of the day FOX would sink like rock.

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They need to turn them off at Hotels. I travel a lot and about every hotel has fox news on in the lobby and in the breakfast area. For some reason there is a policy at hotels that make them all tune to Fox. You can ask for the station to be changes and I have, but it feels like a loosing battle sometimes.

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Those f---ing hotels keep this sh-t on their tv screens because liberals and Dems are too busy or too scared to tell them it's sh-t, it's lies and if they want US to come stay in their f---ing hotels they'd turn that crap off!

And now for a bit of DU condescension toward the "ordinary" people:

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I'm always astounded by the big flat screen TV at my dry cleaners. It's always on Fox news. Yet the people who work there are at best semi-literate, working part-time (so the SOB who owns the place can get by with minimum wages and no benefits).

And, finally, what sounds like a threat:

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Fox News's days are numbered. When the Fairness Doctrine is back in force there will be a whole new playing field.


http://newsbusters.org/blogs/p-j-gladnick/2009/06/29/duers-invent-highly-laughable-excuses-explain-fox-news-ratings-success
Title: Re: DUers Invent Highly Laughable Excuses to Explain Fox News Ratings Success
Post by: franksolich on June 29, 2009, 08:02:33 PM
WANT THE NEWS?

Fair & Balanced
Facts not propaganda
Don't watch MSNBC,
CBS, CNN, ABC, NBC,
Keith Olbermann, Chris Matthews
Watch Fox
Title: Re: DUers Invent Highly Laughable Excuses to Explain Fox News Ratings Success
Post by: Carl on June 29, 2009, 08:12:21 PM
How is that Fox news quarantine thing going anyways?
Title: Re: DUers Invent Highly Laughable Excuses to Explain Fox News Ratings Success
Post by: franksolich on June 29, 2009, 08:13:57 PM
How is that Fox news quarantine thing going anyways?


Mr. Wiggum reported on it in a recent thread here, one of mine, but I forget which.

Apparently the news quarantine's ignition is busted; can't start.
Title: Re: DUers Invent Highly Laughable Excuses to Explain Fox News Ratings Success
Post by: Chris_ on June 29, 2009, 08:14:20 PM
It's good to see you taking a break over here, AdBot.   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: DUers Invent Highly Laughable Excuses to Explain Fox News Ratings Success
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 29, 2009, 08:17:54 PM
How is that Fox news quarantine thing going anyways?


Wow, the new site is going like gangbusters!  I mean, the intricacy and detail is amazing.

http://www.quarantinefoxnews.com/

QuarantineFoxNews.com
Coming soon: Kick FOX News out of public spaces!
Title: Re: DUers Invent Highly Laughable Excuses to Explain Fox News Ratings Success
Post by: TheSarge on June 29, 2009, 08:43:41 PM
Link to the OP at $kinner's Island:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x3939201
Title: Re: DUers Invent Highly Laughable Excuses to Explain Fox News Ratings Success
Post by: Traveshamockery on June 29, 2009, 08:54:05 PM
Wow, the new site is going like gangbusters!  I mean, the intricacy and detail is amazing.

http://www.quarantinefoxnews.com/

QuarantineFoxNews.com
Coming soon: Kick FOX News out of public spaces!
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Wow!  It's so hard to decide where to go first on that website.  So many choices with so much useful information.    :sarcasm:
Title: Re: DUers Invent Highly Laughable Excuses to Explain Fox News Ratings Success
Post by: Reality vs DU on June 29, 2009, 09:55:29 PM
I like this one too from this intelligent, open minded, enlightened thinker.


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Yavin4  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jun-25-09 05:34 PM
Response to Original message
14. Fox News Gets Higher Ratings Because They Deliver A Consevative Fantasy World Version of the News
 Liberals don't live in a bubble fantasy world, and as such, they don't need Glen Beck or Sean or Billo to give them this conservo-facist-sexist-racist view of the world. This is also why AM radio does not work well for progressives.

Also, this is explains why progressives love blog sites, message boards, etc. We tend to like a community of highly intelligent people, well informed people wherein we can share information, ideas, and learn from the world as well as each other.
Title: Re: DUers Invent Highly Laughable Excuses to Explain Fox News Ratings Success
Post by: AllosaursRus on June 29, 2009, 10:14:27 PM
Oh good Lord! Please save me from this stupidity! Please, please, please! Amen!

Hey maybe a prayer will help. On the other hand, the big guy is probly ROFLHAO!!!!
Title: Re: DUers Invent Highly Laughable Excuses to Explain Fox News Ratings Success
Post by: AllosaursRus on June 29, 2009, 10:18:18 PM
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We tend to like a community of highly intelligent people, well informed people wherein we can share information, ideas, and learn from the world as well as each other.

I flush more intel down the comode, than this whole valley of braind dead, vacuum headed, piles of putrid flesh!
Title: Re: DUers Invent Highly Laughable Excuses to Explain Fox News Ratings Success
Post by: Reality vs DU on June 29, 2009, 10:20:16 PM
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Codeine  (1000+ posts)      Thu Jun-25-09 10:35 PM
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24. There are 307 million Americans.
 2 million are watching Fox News. I'm not impressed by something paid attention to by far less than 1% of all Americans

Then why do you and your ilk spend so much time bitching about its "influence"?

 :mental:
Title: Re: DUers Invent Highly Laughable Excuses to Explain Fox News Ratings Success
Post by: Reality vs DU on June 29, 2009, 10:31:15 PM
I flush more intel down the comode, than this whole valley of braind dead, vacuum headed, piles of putrid flesh!

AllosaursRus,
 
Its almost infuriating to venture over there and read garbage like that, on the other hand when you evaluate what you are dealing with, you realize that is just what it takes to simultaneously provide comedic value and peace of mind knowing you haven't joined the ranks of the insane.  Believe it or not, I think there is alot to be learned from monitoring DUmmies
Title: Re: DUers Invent Highly Laughable Excuses to Explain Fox News Ratings Success
Post by: AllosaursRus on June 29, 2009, 10:57:21 PM
AllosaursRus,
 
Its almost infuriating to venture over there and read garbage like that, on the other hand when you evaluate what you are dealing with, you realize that is just what it takes to simultaneously provide comedic value and peace of mind knowing you haven't joined the ranks of the insane.  Believe it or not, I think there is alot to be learned from monitoring DUmmies

Welcome to the REAL world!!!!!! Reality!
Title: Re: DUers Invent Highly Laughable Excuses to Explain Fox News Ratings Success
Post by: dandi on June 29, 2009, 11:08:55 PM
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Yavin4  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jun-25-09 05:34 PM
Response to Original message
14. Fox News Gets Higher Ratings Because They Deliver A Consevative Fantasy World Version of the News
 Liberals don't live in a bubble fantasy world, and as such, they don't need Glen Beck or Sean or Billo to give them this conservo-facist-sexist-racist view of the world. This is also why AM radio does not work well for progressives.

Also, this is explains why progressives love blog sites, message boards, etc. We tend to like a community of highly intelligent people, well informed people wherein we can share information, ideas, and learn from the world as well as each other.

And just where do you get this information and these ideas which you "share" and cause you to be "informed?" From some asshole blogger, who got it from some other asshole blogger, who got it from some other asshole blogger...and so on and so on, who are all equally as clueless as yourself. I mean, it's not like leftist moonbats have their own press corps who jet off to Iran or Korea or Venezuela when things heat up. Some idiot sitting in his underwear spraying spittle on a looney-left web site isn't getting invited into the Hart Senate Office Building for a little tet-a-tet over new legislation in the pipeline.

Just who the hell are you so "well-informed" by? Moronic wastes of bandwidth like RawStory or TruthOut, whose purveyors usually know no more than you do and who simply offer agenda-driven speculation on the same information everyone else (the MSM) has? Jason Leopold? Really? He of the 24-business-hour indictment? Or is it those "even-handed" foreign news organs like Al-Jazeera or Le Monde?

"Informed" my ass. You dumbasses tubefeed each other bullshit and lap it up like it's the Truth Of The Universe. You swallow the Big Lie whole and beg for more. Your steadfast refusal to even listen to opposing viewpoints or data that doesn't jibe with your particular worldview guarantees your ignorance. You're probably the least informed, least experienced, least objective people on the planet.

You're DUmbasses.

Title: Re: DUers Invent Highly Laughable Excuses to Explain Fox News Ratings Success
Post by: AllosaursRus on June 29, 2009, 11:50:54 PM
Always makes me laugh when they start showing their "superior" intellect!
Bwahahahahahahaha!