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Title: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: Tucker on June 29, 2009, 01:32:21 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8888809

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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Mon Jun-29-09 12:51 PM
Original message
I am planning a romantic evening for hubby tonight
 I am going to fix him a nice dinner,

break out the good dishes

put on soft music

wear something sexy

and...

when he gets home, he will think he has walked into the wrong house


since we have had a teen and a friend staying with us for the last 3 years...we havn't had time to do this

but...

teen moved out

friend/bum in jail

it is just the two of us for a change


soooooooooooo


I am taking us back to our beginning


I can not wait till 6 pm hehe
 

 :puke: :puke: :puke:


Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: Tucker on June 29, 2009, 01:37:39 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8886977

A beam pic of the soon to be object of a drunkard affection.
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 29, 2009, 01:45:23 PM
Why on earth would anyone post crap like this on the internet? :mental:
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: Tucker on June 29, 2009, 01:54:10 PM
Why on earth would anyone post crap like this on the internet? :mental:

In the 2nd link, it was a chance to show off the cruise ship pic.

No wonder her husband drinks.
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: Chris_ on June 29, 2009, 01:59:01 PM
Same hubby she wanted to divorce ?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7539459


Wasn't last year's cruise was the final test ?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7554690


The drunk hubby ?

http://upload.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7615463


Yes I'm going to hell.   :rotf:

Mr. Greenbriar, you have my sympathy.  RUN !!!!
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: Tucker on June 29, 2009, 02:14:46 PM
I don't believe that pic's are allowed. Links are fine.
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 29, 2009, 02:14:57 PM
'Way too much information.  Still, I wish them well in a general as-long-as-I-don't-have-to-see-it sense.
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: USA4ME on June 29, 2009, 02:54:18 PM
Quote from:
greenbriar

wear something sexy

To borrow a phrase from college, "They don't make enough beer....."

.
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: Karin on June 29, 2009, 02:55:58 PM
She triple-spaced that wholly-unnecessary post in order to get as much attention as possible. 
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 29, 2009, 02:57:30 PM
Oh that just gives me the fuzzies...think I'll put on something sexy for the wife...when she gets home from work I'll have it all hot and ready for her.... Nothing says I love you like a good steak.....huh? Now to find something to go with the steaks.....lobster maybe......shrimp.....I guess a baked tater and salad will have to do.
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: Tucker on June 29, 2009, 03:26:21 PM
Same hubby she wanted to divorce ?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7539459


Wasn't last year's cruise was the final test ?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7554690


The drunk hubby ?

http://upload.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7615463


Yes I'm going to hell.   :rotf:

Mr. Greenbriar, you have my sympathy.  RUN !!!!

When you went DUmpster diving, you shoud have looked at the threads where she cooked a big dinner, only having to eat alone.  :-)
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 29, 2009, 03:52:30 PM
The thought of going home to something like that is one reason people work double shifts, and then get drunk before going home.
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: debk on June 29, 2009, 04:19:14 PM
that is just wayyyyyyy to much information...... :o

at least she posted pics of her clothed and walking....instead of semi-nekkid and boinking.....
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: Traveshamockery on June 29, 2009, 04:32:22 PM
If there was ever a case of TMI, this is it. 

Gross!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: jukin on June 29, 2009, 04:44:31 PM
Thanks for the heads up.  I called my broker to go all in on Bacardi today. :-)
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: Tucker on June 29, 2009, 04:59:27 PM
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I can not wait till 6 pm hehe

This from the OP.

Hey y'all. it's 6 o'clock. Let your imagination run wild. :evillaugh:

Edit to add:

Wait a minute. It's not 6 o'clock in the land of Oz.
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 29, 2009, 05:07:47 PM
Geez, I really can't wait for her to come back & post on how the "date" went.... :whatever:

I'm sure she'll run right to the computer and let all of DUmmyland know. :mental:
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: Sam Adams on June 29, 2009, 05:19:50 PM
Geez, I really can't wait for her to come back & post on how the "date" went.... :whatever:

I'm sure she'll run right to the computer and let all of DUmmyland know. :mental:

Maybe she won't wait until after the date. Maybe during?
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 29, 2009, 05:42:54 PM
What is that old saying about something you wouldn't even do with rented equipment?
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: diesel driver on June 29, 2009, 05:47:22 PM
The thought of going home to something like that is one reason people work double shifts, and then get drunk before going home.
 

Amen to that!  :puke:
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 29, 2009, 06:15:16 PM
What is that old saying about something you wouldn't even do with rented equipment?

I was going to post that classic line from George Carlin, but decided not to this time.
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: franksolich on June 29, 2009, 06:21:26 PM
Aren't her legs somewhat too skinny to support the rest of her?

I wonder what's up with that anatomical peculiarity.
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: Tucker on June 29, 2009, 06:38:23 PM
Aren't her legs somewhat too skinny to support the rest of her?

I wonder what's up with that anatomical peculiarity.

much like Witch Hazel.

http://www.tvacres.com/horror_witches_hazel.htm

Anyway. Here's her hands.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8886867
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: Chris on June 29, 2009, 06:43:54 PM
Aren't her legs somewhat too skinny to support the rest of her?

I wonder what's up with that anatomical peculiarity.
Her legs stopped growing before the rest of her was finished. :lmao:
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: thundley4 on June 29, 2009, 06:44:28 PM


Anyway. Here's her hands.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8886867

That looked more like a talon or claw.
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: franksolich on June 29, 2009, 07:00:13 PM
It's a little past 7:00 p.m. in the central time zone.

Is she giving a play-by-play yet, a description of the action as it happens?

I'm on Skins's island, but over on the other side, and don't want to walk over to that part to check.
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 29, 2009, 08:36:39 PM
Aren't her legs somewhat too skinny to support the rest of her?

I wonder what's up with that anatomical peculiarity.

The classic feminine shape is that hourglass figure. DUmmy greenbriar is more like a helium balloon on a string.
As I said earlier, not even with rented equipment.
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: whiteguyPI on June 29, 2009, 08:40:01 PM
For some reason I'm glad that CC won't support pics on my Crack-berry.  Small miracles and all that.
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: Traveshamockery on June 29, 2009, 08:56:27 PM
The classic feminine shape is that hourglass figure. DUmmy greenbriar is more like a helium balloon on a string.
As I said earlier, not even with rented equipment.


A helium balloon on a string?

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: AllosaursRus on June 29, 2009, 09:13:04 PM
Uh, I have a question.........How does THAT wear something sexy? I could overlook most physical, um, er, defects, but her mind is as butt ugly as they come. I don't see how she is going to enhance the two in order to be attractive.

"Toots" is mildly overweight and over 50, but she still knows how to where things that make me hot. But then, she is always beautiful underneath! I can't imagine how the GreenThornyBush is going to pull this off.

edited for content
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: thundley4 on June 29, 2009, 09:21:53 PM
Uh, I have a question.........How does THAT wear something sexy? I could overlook most physical, um, er, defects, but her mind is as butt ugly as they come. I don't see how she is going to enhance the two in order to be attractive.

"Toots" is mildly overweight and over 50, but she still knows how to where things that make me hot. But then, she is always beautiful underneath! I can't imagine how the GreenThornyBush is going to pull this off.

edited for content

Is it green from mold or from moss growing on it? :spew:
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: Tucker on June 29, 2009, 09:30:41 PM
Is it green from mold or from moss growing on it? :spew:

Aw! Man!!!!(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/emoticons/bf3ee471.gif)
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: Chris_ on June 29, 2009, 10:09:49 PM
check the thread.  The dirty deed is done.

 :drink:
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: Chris_ on June 29, 2009, 10:11:21 PM
check the thread.  The dirty deed is done.

 :drink:

I feel dirty.  I need a shower.
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 29, 2009, 10:12:54 PM
I think I'll just puke now.
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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Mon Jun-29-09 09:07 PM
8. well, hubby is all tucked in with a smile on his face 
 mission accomplished...

he knows how much I love him
it was a good day
 
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: AllosaursRus on June 29, 2009, 10:24:07 PM
I think I'll just puke now. 


She probly fed him at least a half a fifth to even get him interested. You know: The gals always look better at closin' time.
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 29, 2009, 10:42:41 PM
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The gals always look better at closin' time.

That is very true.

I remember in Asia, other Americans saying that after a couple of months their teeth and legs would start looking straighter, and they were right.

But in the case of DUmmy greenbriar, they don't make beer goggles thick enough.
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: Chris_ on June 29, 2009, 10:47:59 PM
She probly fed him at least a half a fifth to even get him interested. You know: The gals always look better at closin' time.

I'm sorry; I'm a BIIIIG boy, and I'd die of alcohol poisoning before Mrs. Thistletwat would look appetizing.
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: Traveshamockery on June 29, 2009, 10:48:10 PM
Why does she feel so compelled to share this information with the internets?  Seriously, WTF is wrong with someone who does that?

Never mind - cyberspace is not big enough to list all of her problems.  


 :loser:
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: Ogre on June 29, 2009, 11:01:17 PM
Shudder...... her posting what is clearly TMI is wrong on so many levels.   :mental:
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: Chris on June 29, 2009, 11:06:33 PM
The mental image I'm getting from her after-action report is pretty disgusting.  What's next in the life of Frau Grünbriar?

"Hey, guess what guys?  I just took a huge dump!  Man, it sure felt good, but I'd avoid the salsa at Tacos Caliente if I were you!" :whatever:
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: RobJohnson on June 29, 2009, 11:28:24 PM
The thought of going home to something like that is one reason people work double shifts, and then get drunk before going home.

 :lmao:

He must have to do it doggie style to keep from looking at her.
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: RobJohnson on June 29, 2009, 11:29:51 PM
Geez, I really can't wait for her to come back & post on how the "date" went.... :whatever:

I'm sure she'll run right to the computer and let all of DUmmyland know. :mental:

I was expecting a new thread by 6:03   :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: kenth on June 30, 2009, 12:35:15 AM
She updated at 9:07, and he supposedly gets home at 6. Three hours seven minutes later she's back posting. Quality time.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: Chris on June 30, 2009, 01:11:41 AM
She updated at 9:07, and he supposedly gets home at 6. Three hours seven minutes later she's back posting. Quality time.  :lmao:
*snort* :rotf:
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 30, 2009, 02:56:50 AM
Oh that just gives me the fuzzies...think I'll put on something sexy for the wife...when she gets home from work I'll have it all hot and ready for her.... Nothing says I love you like a good steak.....huh? Now to find something to go with the steaks.....lobster maybe......shrimp.....I guess a baked tater and salad will have to do.

Guess what????? I was trying to make a funny...not "series"....decided to cook those steaks anyway....no sex expected here...just gonna treat the wife....had everything going well and it all was going to be ready at 6:00pm on the button.

5:45pm she calls from work in a panic...she's lost the key to the door of the car...the unlocky thingy-ma-jig is dead.....she remembers her keyring coming apart out in the yard yesterday....son and I comb the yard ....no key.....she calls back ....she left the windows cracked and they've managed to get into the car..... I finish supper....she calls back screaming....the car alarm is going off and she can't get it to stop....I tell her, "Well, get the book outta the glove box and read it." Well she tells me, ""The Book" is in a basket over behind the table at home." I look for the "basket"....no basket...."Well maybe it's a box."....it is a box and "No Book"....she calls back....the alarm is off but when she puts the key into the ignition the alarm starts going off again....I tell her, "Just get Pam to drop you off at home as she goes by here."

She gets home and digs in a box of old magizines that aren't anywhere near a table. Can't eat because she's worried about her car. If there isn't a car for her to drive sitting near by at all times, the world is ending...she can't find the security system in the index... so I thumb through "The Book" right quick...find it...so now we go to retrieve her car.....the alarm doesn't go off anymore....its healed itself.

9:00pm cold steak, limp salad and a dry potato for supper. Glad I wasn't expecting sex because that would have been enough to kill the mood even when I was younger.

Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: Wineslob on June 30, 2009, 12:40:03 PM
OMG!!!! She took a pic of the "event"!!!!!!1111!!!!1!!

(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k179/Apogeespeaker/Dont_get_drunk.jpg)
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: delilahmused on June 30, 2009, 12:42:18 PM
Is it green from mold or from moss growing on it? :spew:

So would that mean she uses CLR or mows instead of shaves?

Cindie
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: mamacags on June 30, 2009, 12:56:42 PM
OMG!!!! She took a pic of the "event"!!!!!!1111!!!!1!!

(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k179/Apogeespeaker/Dont_get_drunk.jpg)

Holy crap I almost just pissed myself laughing.
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: Chris_ on June 30, 2009, 03:01:54 PM
OMG!!!! She took a pic of the "event"!!!!!!1111!!!!1!!

(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k179/Apogeespeaker/Dont_get_drunk.jpg)

Where the HELL was the "SPORK ALERT" that was supposed to come with that?!?!?!    :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 30, 2009, 03:16:03 PM
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OMG!!!! She took a pic of the "event"!!!!!!1111!!!!1!!

You have to take her word that he was smiling.
With blue lips.
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: tuolumnejim on June 30, 2009, 03:25:45 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8886977

A beam pic of the soon to be object of a drunkard affection.
I may have to wear my Obama 08, Osama 09 shirt on my next cruise.  :-)
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: crockspot on June 30, 2009, 05:44:50 PM
So she's going to boink her husband instead of the friend/bum who is in jail? Good for her.
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: GOBUCKS on June 30, 2009, 05:51:21 PM
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So she's going to boink her husband instead of the friend/bum who is in jail? Good for her.

Yeah, the bum isn't availabe right now, so....any port in a storm.
It is an awfully fundie type of thing to do, though.
Most DUmmy women would be humiliated.
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: Airwolf on June 30, 2009, 06:14:43 PM
That is very true.

I remember in Asia, other Americans saying that after a couple of months their teeth and legs would start looking straighter, and they were right.

But in the case of DUmmy greenbriar, they don't make beer goggles thick enough.

There ain't enough booze in the entire universe to fix that
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: PatriotGame on June 30, 2009, 06:38:43 PM
OMG!!!! She took a pic of the "event"!!!!!!1111!!!!1!!

(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k179/Apogeespeaker/Dont_get_drunk.jpg)

Yea - this post may get boinked but the first image that poisoned my pointy little mental image was:

(http://www.dreamstime.com/mating-pigs-thumb2869398.jpg)
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on July 01, 2009, 04:22:17 AM
PG, swine all over the world are going to be after you, for comparing them to DUmb****s. :o :o :o
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: debk on July 01, 2009, 11:31:16 AM
this thread now needs a warning label...."make sure to not open while eating a BLT"..... :puke:
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: Tucker on July 01, 2009, 11:36:08 AM
this thread now needs a warning label...."make sure to not open while eating a BLT"..... :puke:

As in "Makin Bacon".
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: The Village Idiot on July 02, 2009, 02:17:01 AM
Why would hubby still be there when she had a bum living with them?
Title: Re: Greenbriar- I'm gonna get boinked!!!!
Post by: Tucker on July 02, 2009, 03:05:30 AM
Why would hubby still be there when she had a bum living with them?

Mr. Briars bum/friend.