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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Tucker on June 29, 2009, 01:32:21 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8888809
greenbriar (1000+ posts) Mon Jun-29-09 12:51 PM
Original message
I am planning a romantic evening for hubby tonight
I am going to fix him a nice dinner,
break out the good dishes
put on soft music
wear something sexy
and...
when he gets home, he will think he has walked into the wrong house
since we have had a teen and a friend staying with us for the last 3 years...we havn't had time to do this
but...
teen moved out
friend/bum in jail
it is just the two of us for a change
soooooooooooo
I am taking us back to our beginning
I can not wait till 6 pm hehe
:puke: :puke: :puke:
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8886977
A beam pic of the soon to be object of a drunkard affection.
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Why on earth would anyone post crap like this on the internet? :mental:
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Why on earth would anyone post crap like this on the internet? :mental:
In the 2nd link, it was a chance to show off the cruise ship pic.
No wonder her husband drinks.
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Same hubby she wanted to divorce ?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7539459
Wasn't last year's cruise was the final test ?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7554690
The drunk hubby ?
http://upload.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7615463
Yes I'm going to hell. :rotf:
Mr. Greenbriar, you have my sympathy. RUN !!!!
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I don't believe that pic's are allowed. Links are fine.
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'Way too much information. Still, I wish them well in a general as-long-as-I-don't-have-to-see-it sense.
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greenbriar
wear something sexy
To borrow a phrase from college, "They don't make enough beer....."
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She triple-spaced that wholly-unnecessary post in order to get as much attention as possible.
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Oh that just gives me the fuzzies...think I'll put on something sexy for the wife...when she gets home from work I'll have it all hot and ready for her.... Nothing says I love you like a good steak.....huh? Now to find something to go with the steaks.....
lobster maybe......shrimp.....I guess a baked tater and salad will have to do.
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Same hubby she wanted to divorce ?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7539459
Wasn't last year's cruise was the final test ?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7554690
The drunk hubby ?
http://upload.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7615463
Yes I'm going to hell. :rotf:
Mr. Greenbriar, you have my sympathy. RUN !!!!
When you went DUmpster diving, you shoud have looked at the threads where she cooked a big dinner, only having to eat alone. :-)
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The thought of going home to something like that is one reason people work double shifts, and then get drunk before going home.
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that is just wayyyyyyy to much information...... :o
at least she posted pics of her clothed and walking....instead of semi-nekkid and boinking.....
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If there was ever a case of TMI, this is it.
Gross!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thanks for the heads up. I called my broker to go all in on Bacardi today. :-)
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I can not wait till 6 pm hehe
This from the OP.
Hey y'all. it's 6 o'clock. Let your imagination run wild. :evillaugh:
Edit to add:
Wait a minute. It's not 6 o'clock in the land of Oz.
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Geez, I really can't wait for her to come back & post on how the "date" went.... :whatever:
I'm sure she'll run right to the computer and let all of DUmmyland know. :mental:
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Geez, I really can't wait for her to come back & post on how the "date" went.... :whatever:
I'm sure she'll run right to the computer and let all of DUmmyland know. :mental:
Maybe she won't wait until after the date. Maybe during?
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What is that old saying about something you wouldn't even do with rented equipment?
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The thought of going home to something like that is one reason people work double shifts, and then get drunk before going home.
Amen to that! :puke:
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What is that old saying about something you wouldn't even do with rented equipment?
I was going to post that classic line from George Carlin, but decided not to this time.
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Aren't her legs somewhat too skinny to support the rest of her?
I wonder what's up with that anatomical peculiarity.
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Aren't her legs somewhat too skinny to support the rest of her?
I wonder what's up with that anatomical peculiarity.
much like Witch Hazel.
http://www.tvacres.com/horror_witches_hazel.htm
Anyway. Here's her hands.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8886867
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Aren't her legs somewhat too skinny to support the rest of her?
I wonder what's up with that anatomical peculiarity.
Her legs stopped growing before the rest of her was finished. :lmao:
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Anyway. Here's her hands.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8886867
That looked more like a talon or claw.
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It's a little past 7:00 p.m. in the central time zone.
Is she giving a play-by-play yet, a description of the action as it happens?
I'm on Skins's island, but over on the other side, and don't want to walk over to that part to check.
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Aren't her legs somewhat too skinny to support the rest of her?
I wonder what's up with that anatomical peculiarity.
The classic feminine shape is that hourglass figure. DUmmy greenbriar is more like a helium balloon on a string.
As I said earlier, not even with rented equipment.
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For some reason I'm glad that CC won't support pics on my Crack-berry. Small miracles and all that.
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The classic feminine shape is that hourglass figure. DUmmy greenbriar is more like a helium balloon on a string.
As I said earlier, not even with rented equipment.
A helium balloon on a string?
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Uh, I have a question.........How does THAT wear something sexy? I could overlook most physical, um, er, defects, but her mind is as butt ugly as they come. I don't see how she is going to enhance the two in order to be attractive.
"Toots" is mildly overweight and over 50, but she still knows how to where things that make me hot. But then, she is always beautiful underneath! I can't imagine how the GreenThornyBush is going to pull this off.
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Uh, I have a question.........How does THAT wear something sexy? I could overlook most physical, um, er, defects, but her mind is as butt ugly as they come. I don't see how she is going to enhance the two in order to be attractive.
"Toots" is mildly overweight and over 50, but she still knows how to where things that make me hot. But then, she is always beautiful underneath! I can't imagine how the GreenThornyBush is going to pull this off.
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Is it green from mold or from moss growing on it? :spew:
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Is it green from mold or from moss growing on it? :spew:
Aw! Man!!!!(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/tucker13/emoticons/bf3ee471.gif)
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check the thread. The dirty deed is done.
:drink:
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check the thread. The dirty deed is done.
:drink:
I feel dirty. I need a shower.
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I think I'll just puke now.
greenbriar (1000+ posts) Mon Jun-29-09 09:07 PM
8. well, hubby is all tucked in with a smile on his face
mission accomplished...
he knows how much I love him
it was a good day
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I think I'll just puke now.
She probly fed him at least a half a fifth to even get him interested. You know: The gals always look better at closin' time.
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The gals always look better at closin' time.
That is very true.
I remember in Asia, other Americans saying that after a couple of months their teeth and legs would start looking straighter, and they were right.
But in the case of DUmmy greenbriar, they don't make beer goggles thick enough.
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She probly fed him at least a half a fifth to even get him interested. You know: The gals always look better at closin' time.
I'm sorry; I'm a BIIIIG boy, and I'd die of alcohol poisoning before Mrs. Thistletwat would look appetizing.
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Why does she feel so compelled to share this information with the internets? Seriously, WTF is wrong with someone who does that?
Never mind - cyberspace is not big enough to list all of her problems.
:loser:
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Shudder...... her posting what is clearly TMI is wrong on so many levels. :mental:
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The mental image I'm getting from her after-action report is pretty disgusting. What's next in the life of Frau Grünbriar?
"Hey, guess what guys? I just took a huge dump! Man, it sure felt good, but I'd avoid the salsa at Tacos Caliente if I were you!" :whatever:
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The thought of going home to something like that is one reason people work double shifts, and then get drunk before going home.
:lmao:
He must have to do it doggie style to keep from looking at her.
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Geez, I really can't wait for her to come back & post on how the "date" went.... :whatever:
I'm sure she'll run right to the computer and let all of DUmmyland know. :mental:
I was expecting a new thread by 6:03 :evillaugh:
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She updated at 9:07, and he supposedly gets home at 6. Three hours seven minutes later she's back posting. Quality time. :lmao:
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She updated at 9:07, and he supposedly gets home at 6. Three hours seven minutes later she's back posting. Quality time. :lmao:
*snort* :rotf:
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Oh that just gives me the fuzzies...think I'll put on something sexy for the wife...when she gets home from work I'll have it all hot and ready for her.... Nothing says I love you like a good steak.....huh? Now to find something to go with the steaks.....lobster maybe......shrimp.....I guess a baked tater and salad will have to do.
Guess what????? I was trying to make a funny...not "series"....decided to cook those steaks anyway....no sex expected here...just gonna treat the wife....had everything going well and it all was going to be ready at 6:00pm on the button.
5:45pm she calls from work in a panic...she's lost the key to the door of the car...the unlocky thingy-ma-jig is dead.....she remembers her keyring coming apart out in the yard yesterday....son and I comb the yard ....no key.....she calls back ....she left the windows cracked and they've managed to get into the car..... I finish supper....she calls back screaming....the car alarm is going off and she can't get it to stop....I tell her, "Well, get the book outta the glove box and read it." Well she tells me, ""The Book" is in a basket over behind the table at home." I look for the "basket"....no basket...."Well maybe it's a box."....it is a box and "No Book"....she calls back....the alarm is off but when she puts the key into the ignition the alarm starts going off again....I tell her, "Just get Pam to drop you off at home as she goes by here."
She gets home and digs in a box of old magizines that aren't anywhere near a table. Can't eat because she's worried about her car. If there isn't a car for her to drive sitting near by at all times, the world is ending...she can't find the security system in the index... so I thumb through "The Book" right quick...find it...so now we go to retrieve her car.....the alarm doesn't go off anymore....its healed itself.
9:00pm cold steak, limp salad and a dry potato for supper. Glad I wasn't expecting sex because that would have been enough to kill the mood even when I was younger.
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OMG!!!! She took a pic of the "event"!!!!!!1111!!!!1!!
(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k179/Apogeespeaker/Dont_get_drunk.jpg)
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Is it green from mold or from moss growing on it? :spew:
So would that mean she uses CLR or mows instead of shaves?
Cindie
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OMG!!!! She took a pic of the "event"!!!!!!1111!!!!1!!
(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k179/Apogeespeaker/Dont_get_drunk.jpg)
Holy crap I almost just pissed myself laughing.
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OMG!!!! She took a pic of the "event"!!!!!!1111!!!!1!!
(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k179/Apogeespeaker/Dont_get_drunk.jpg)
Where the HELL was the "SPORK ALERT" that was supposed to come with that?!?!?! :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
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OMG!!!! She took a pic of the "event"!!!!!!1111!!!!1!!
You have to take her word that he was smiling.
With blue lips.
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8886977
A beam pic of the soon to be object of a drunkard affection.
I may have to wear my Obama 08, Osama 09 shirt on my next cruise. :-)
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So she's going to boink her husband instead of the friend/bum who is in jail? Good for her.
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So she's going to boink her husband instead of the friend/bum who is in jail? Good for her.
Yeah, the bum isn't availabe right now, so....any port in a storm.
It is an awfully fundie type of thing to do, though.
Most DUmmy women would be humiliated.
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That is very true.
I remember in Asia, other Americans saying that after a couple of months their teeth and legs would start looking straighter, and they were right.
But in the case of DUmmy greenbriar, they don't make beer goggles thick enough.
There ain't enough booze in the entire universe to fix that
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OMG!!!! She took a pic of the "event"!!!!!!1111!!!!1!!
(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k179/Apogeespeaker/Dont_get_drunk.jpg)
Yea - this post may get boinked but the first image that poisoned my pointy little mental image was:
(http://www.dreamstime.com/mating-pigs-thumb2869398.jpg)
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PG, swine all over the world are going to be after you, for comparing them to DUmb****s. :o :o :o
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this thread now needs a warning label...."make sure to not open while eating a BLT"..... :puke:
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this thread now needs a warning label...."make sure to not open while eating a BLT"..... :puke:
As in "Makin Bacon".
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Why would hubby still be there when she had a bum living with them?
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Why would hubby still be there when she had a bum living with them?
Mr. Briars bum/friend.