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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: Chris on June 24, 2009, 03:17:14 PM

Title: Audit reveals 257 ghosts on Detriot Public Schools payroll
Post by: Chris on June 24, 2009, 03:17:14 PM

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A payroll audit this month at Detroit Public Schools turned up 257 names that will be subject to an investigation into illegal ghost employees, officials said Tuesday.

All of the district's estimated 13,880 workers had to pick up paychecks or direct-deposit slips in person by June 12 as a first step in determining if anyone who is not on the payroll is collecting pay.

There were 37 unclaimed paychecks and 220 unclaimed direct-deposit slips totaling about $208,000, said Odell Bailey, DPS's auditor general. He added that the recipients are not on approved leave.

http://www.freep.com/article/20090624/NEWS01/90624005/

Estimated?  They don't even know how many employees work there?

Title: Re: Audit reveals 257 ghosts on Detriot Public Schools payroll
Post by: Eupher on June 24, 2009, 03:50:24 PM

Quote from: Chris on June 24, 2009, 03:17:14 PM

Estimated?  They don't even know how many employees work there?

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You're talking about Detroit, man!

Of COURSE they don't know!

Title: Re: Audit reveals 257 ghosts on Detriot Public Schools payroll
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 24, 2009, 05:05:46 PM

To quote the French police chief in Casablanca, "Why Rick, I am shocked, yes shocked, to find there is gambling going on in this establishment!"

 :whatever:

Title: Re: Audit reveals 257 ghosts on Detriot Public Schools payroll
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 24, 2009, 05:21:13 PM

They may not have picked up their checks and deposit slips but I bet they all voted.....twice.

Title: Re: Audit reveals 257 ghosts on Detriot Public Schools payroll
Post by: Hawkgirl on June 24, 2009, 05:41:19 PM

SHOCKED!!







not. :whatever: