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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Rebel Yell on February 21, 2008, 02:46:12 PM
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I thought this was kinda cute, in a childrens book sorta way.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7494695
MissMillie (1000+ posts) Thu Feb-21-08 02:08 PM
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vending machine just gave me 2 candy bars for the price of 1!
I'm NOT eating both of them....
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chknltl (1000+ posts) Thu Feb-21-08 02:24 PM
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2. Stick a DU sticker on it.
This machine is obviously liberal and deserves our support!
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At least this one sees liberalism for what it is.
LostInAnomie (1000+ posts) Thu Feb-21-08 03:08 PM
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10. What does it feel like to be the recipient of God's love?
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Rejoice! For you have been chosen, and his benevolent grace has brightened your path.
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Use someone's good luck as an opportunity to mock God. :censored:
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Use someone's good luck as an opportunity to mock God.
You expected anything more from the DUmmies?
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Use someone's good luck as an opportunity to mock God.
You expected anything more from the DUmmies?
Nah, pretty much par for the course.
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Can you imagine how different that thread would have been if the %*$&%($^ Freeper Candy Machine had eaten his $1? *eyeroll*
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Can you imagine how different that thread would have been if the %*$&%($^ Freeper Candy Machine had eaten his $1? *eyeroll*
It would have been Bush's fault within 5 posts. :lmao:
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Can you imagine how different that thread would have been if the %*$&%($^ Freeper Candy Machine had eaten his $1? *eyeroll*
It would have been Bush's fault within 5 posts. :lmao:
Maybe Diebold should get into making vending machines. We'll see a lot of posts like that. :-)
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They have extra money for a candy bar. :o
That`s not frigging fair,wish I did. :censored: </DUmmiespeak>
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chknltl (1000+ posts) Thu Feb-21-08 02:24 PM
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2. Stick a DU sticker on it.
This machine is obviously liberal and deserves our support!
Nah, a liberal machine would have taken your money, given you half a candy bar, and told you the other half would be redistributed for the greater good.
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They have extra money for a candy bar. :o
That`s not frigging fair,wish I did. :censored: </DUmmiespeak>
That's dirty money, made by Freepers off the backs of persecuted progressives.
(how was that :-))
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They have extra money for a candy bar. :o
That`s not frigging fair,wish I did. :censored: </DUmmiespeak>
That's dirty money, made by Freepers off the backs of persecuted progressives.
(how was that :-))
The government should tax the bourgeiose vending machine corpotocracy and distribute candy bars to the opresses masses of workers who would otherwise have their labor stolen from them with no hope of restitution.
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The government should tax the bourgeiose vending machine corpotocracy and distribute candy bars to the opresses masses of workers who would otherwise have their labor stolen from them with no hope of restitution.
Hey - you should get a "se habla moonbat" bumpersticker too! :lmao:
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They have extra money for a candy bar. :o
That`s not frigging fair,wish I did. :censored: </DUmmiespeak>
That's dirty money, made by Freepers off the backs of persecuted progressives.
(how was that :-))
Not good. There was no cop that jumped out of the bushes, demanding that a second dollar bill be inserted to cover for the loss of the second candy bar, and the candy machine wasn't converted to empty itself of all of the candy bars it had, into the hands of the happy dirty, smelly hippie who was putting the money into it--money that would have gone for his next dime bag.
:tongue: :evillaugh:
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Not good. There was no cop that jumped out of the bushes, demanding that a second dollar bill be inserted to cover for the loss of the second candy bar, and the candy machine wasn't converted to empty itself of all of the candy bars it had, into the hands of the happy dirty, smelly hippie who was putting the money into it--money that would have gone for his next dime bag.
:tongue: :evillaugh:
And the brick...you can't forget the brick! :-)
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The Duchebags just didin't carry their analogy of liberalism far enough.
Machine gives a few people two for one then the machine is taken away and the rest of the peole get no candy bars.