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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on June 24, 2009, 11:22:16 AM
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L0oniX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jun-24-09 10:50 AM
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So I go to my dermatologist today and FOX was on the tv in the waiting room.
I asked the receptionist to please change the tv to any other channel. A guy came out and looked at the tv and went back in the office. Sooooo ...I walked up to the open window and made sure everyone heard me say "You can either change the channel or I am canceling my appointment". Soooo one of the other people there asked my why I wanted the tv changed. I said (and I was quite pissed by now) "I don't want to hear propaganda from FOX while I am waiting ....and if you don't change it now, I am going to leave and never come back here". So they changed it to MSNBC. You should have seen the looks on all their faces when I threatened to leave and never come back over it. I was thinking ...WTF you asscarrots ...I am the one paying for your ****ing pay check. Mutha ****as ...don't **** with me. Of course I mentioned the incident to the doctor who was quite understanding and after saying he also did not like FOX assured me that he would make some changes. Spank!
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I remember the good old days when they put a tiny bit of effort into bouncies *sigh*.
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5912138
I remember the good old days when they put a tiny bit of effort into bouncies *sigh*.
So do I.
We haven't had a good bouncy since the dysmenopausal Kansas school teacher told the one about her friend in Missouri who deliberately obstructed voting in the primaries there last year.
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Please let this happen to me when I'm in a waiting room one day. I will insist they not change it to any propaganda from MSNBC, CNN, or any of the other news networks, sit back, and watch kooks like L0oniX stew while ESPN is on.
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Translation to what actually happened:
(whiny DUmmie voice) "Change the channel or I'm leaving and NEVER COMING BACK!"
(Receptionist) "Sir, if you leave, we will charge you for cancelling your appointment less than 24 hours in advance. Medicaid doesn't cover short notice cancellations, so that bill will go to you. Would you care to verify your address for us, so that we may send it to the proper residence?"
(chagrined DUmmie voice) "UMMM, I'll be waiting outside, please have them call me out there."
(Receptionist) "Sir, if you step out of the waiting room, it is considered cancelling your appointment."
(DUmmie) "oh"
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It messed up the script.
Everyone in the place is supposed to be applauding and cheering.
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First of all, horrid bouncy.
Secondly, I see this website is really taking off!
QuarantineFoxNews.com
Coming soon: Kick FOX News out of public spaces!
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Translation to what actually happened:
(whiny DUmmie voice) "Change the channel or I'm leaving and NEVER COMING BACK!"
(Receptionist) "Sir, if you leave, we will charge you for cancelling your appointment less than 24 hours in advance. Medicaid doesn't cover short notice cancellations, so that bill will go to you. Would you care to verify your address for us, so that we may send it to the proper residence?"
(chagrined DUmmie voice) "UMMM, I'll be waiting outside, please have them call me out there."
(Receptionist) "Sir, if you step out of the waiting room, it is considered cancelling your appointment."
(DUmmie) "oh"
Now that, sir, is probably more like it.
I got the impression--I have absolutely no idea why--that someone else was paying for the primitive's appointment.
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It messed up the script.
Everyone in the place is supposed to be applauding and cheering.
I think they did after the moonbat left. :lmao:
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Now that, sir, is probably more like it.
I got the impression--I have absolutely no idea why--that someone else was paying for the primitive's appointment.
Well the way they all scream for free health care I cant picture any of them opening their wallets and detracting from their pot money.
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What really happened:
L0onybin Idiot for Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this moron Click to view this moron's profile Click to add this moron to your buddy list Click to add this moron to your Ignore list Wed Jun-24-09 10:50 AM
Original message
So I go to my psychotherapist again today and FOX was on the tv in the waiting room.
I asked the hot receptionist to please change the tv to the Playboy channel, cause my mom won't let me watch it at home in her basement. A guy came out, looked at me, told me to sit back down and STFU, and went back in the office. Sooooo ...I walked up to the open window and made sure everyone heard me say "You can either change the channel or I am canceling my appointment". Soooo one of the other people there asked my why I couldn't just STFU. I said (and I was quite pissed by now) "I don't get to watch that channel at home, so I demand to be allowed to watch it here while I am waiting ....and if you don't change it now, I am going to sit in the corner and hold my breath". So they changed it to PBS...Sesame Street was on...it was great! You should have seen the looks on all their faces when I threatened to hold my breat over it. They were clearly thinking ...WTF you asscarrot ...we are the ones paying for your ******* treatment, because you're too lazy to get a **** job. Mutha ****a ...don't **** with us. Of course I mentioned the incident to the doctor who was quite understanding knowning my background and need to be the center of attention, assured me that he would make some changes.
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...I am the one paying for your ****ing pay check...
Until ObamaCare takes over, at which point their salaries will be federally subsidized so losing you won't make an iota of difference.
viva la revolucion!
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The horror, the horror.
:whatever:
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Bigmack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Jun-24-09 10:56 AM
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5. The rabid Faux watchers/believers...
are bad, but the people who just have it on for "backround noise" are worse. They half-hear and half-watch that shit and never realize that their opinions are being subtly molded. They don't keep up on the real news, but if somebody asks their opinion, they parrot back a Faux talking point or made-up "fact".
Hmmm so faux noise is controlling peoples thoughts. :lmao:
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Bigmack
Wed Jun-24-09 10:56 AM
Response to Original message
5. The rabid MSNBC/Air America/Jon Stewart watchers/believers...
are bad, but the people who just have it on for "backround noise" are worse. They half-hear and half-watch that shit and never realize that their opinions are being subtly molded. They don't keep up on the real news, but if somebody asks their opinion, they parrot back a MSNBC/Air America/Jon Stewart talking point or made-up "fact".
Fixored.
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Oh brother :whatever: :whatever: :whatever: :bs: :bs: :bs:
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Hmmm so faux noise is controlling peoples thoughts. :lmao:
"The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded" Obi-Wan Kenobi
:-)
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The fact that conservatives can basically tune out stuff and act like mature adults doesn`t seem to ever rub off on these cretins.
It is like Holy Water on a Vampire to them and shows how simple and close minded they are.
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"The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded" Obi-Wan Kenobi
:-)
If that was the case the dummies would all be in lock step with teh Rove so maybe its not effective on the mush minded. :-)
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If that was the case the dummies would all be in lock step with teh Rove so maybe its not effective on the mush minded. :-)
Well yes. Given all we have to start with is the consistency of boiled squash, we can't expect too much. :-)
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Well yes. Given all we have to start with is the consistency of boiled squash, we can't expect too much. :-)
boiled squash is smarter than the average primitive, just saying. :-)
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boiled squash is smarter than the average primitive, just saying. :-)
...smells better too. :-)
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...smells better too. :-)
and actually has a purpose. :lmao:
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and actually has a purpose. :lmao:
...add salt to squash and it gets better. Put it on a DUmmie and it dissolves.
:fuelfire: :-)
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I have never seen Fox News on in a waiting room - Its always an 'Access Health' show that repeats forever (with paid for commercial spots, Im sure) or If I take the kids to their pediatrician, Its some sort of kids show or movie on DVD.
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Damn, why can't one of these A-Holes be in a waiting room with me? I really want to be able to stand up (I'm 6'3") look at them and say "shut the **** up......................................asshat".
Damn that would make my day.
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I'm sure the conversation in the back room went something like "Code Red! We have a moonbat in the waiting room about to blow! Switch the TV to the Obamachannel until he leaves!"
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It is like Holy Water on a Vampire to them and shows how simple and close minded they are.
Actually, Holy Water does not work on a vampire, nor do crosses or bibles, and they do show up in pictures. Garlic irritates them, but still relatively ineffective. Silver and sunlight, however, are quite effective, as are wooden stakes.
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My dentist office has a 52" hanging on the waiting room wall. It has FOX News on all day. If someone doesn't like it, they can read the magazines.
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Someone tell this guy about that website, it'll handle everything
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Someone tell this guy about that website, it'll handle everything
:rofl: If nothing gets posted on that site, at least he'll have the same soothing message to reassure him every day.
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My doctor's office had a thing about global warming on. I read a magazine and played with my cell phone. My blood pressure was 110/70. Can you imagine what that DUmmies was!?