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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on June 24, 2009, 10:45:39 AM
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(http://photos.newsok.com/2/showimage/584283/w280/)
A woman pleaded no contest last week to prostitution charges, accused of agreeing to be paid for services with a box of chips by a man who said he was a Frito-Lay employee.
Lahoma Sue Smith, 36, was ordered to pay a fine of $1,142 in municipal court from charges from a February arrest.
According to the police report, undercover officers noticed Smith "trying to catch a date†by flashing her headlights at SE 33 and Robinson. Officers said they followed Smith’s car and found her with her blouse open and found a man in the passenger seat pulling his pants up.
The man told police he was having marital problems and knew he could pick up a prostitute there.
Smith told police the man told her he was looking for company but he didn’t have any money, so she agreed to be paid with a $30 case of Frito-Lay chips he had in the back of his car. ...
link (http://www.newsok.com/feed/box-of-chips-pays-for-prostitution-in-oklahoma-city/article/3380255?custom_click=pod_headline_news)
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Damn, I hope she didn't get any salt in her nether regions....
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"Hey, you lookin' for a Frito-Lay?" :lmao:
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"Hey, you lookin' for a Frito-Lay?" :lmao:
Na, an upside down Dorito.
:lmao:
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Betcha can't eat just one! :puke:
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"Hey, you lookin' for a Frito-Lay?" :lmao:
Brings a whole new meaning to the idea of chips and dips.
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What did the potato chip say to the battery?
I'm Frito-Lay of you're Eveready. :-)
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Why is it these people are always dog ugly? Honestly, it makes no sense.
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Why is it these people are always dog ugly? Honestly, it makes no sense.
Most look like they would have to pay for sex, not be paid for it.
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Oklahoma has more than it's share of idiots. (Sorry, OH) I get to deal with them almost daily because of my proximity to Oklahoma.
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Suddenly, "All that and a bag of chips" doesn't sound like a good thing....
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Suddenly, "All that and a bag of chips" doesn't sound like a good thing....
You stole my line....bastard. :p
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guy trades box of chips for roll with UGLY
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You stole my line....bastard. :p
:tongue:
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Suddenly, "All that and a bag of pork rinds" doesn't sound like a good thing....
:-)
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I've heard of fish and chips before but I believe this is the first time I ever heard of "grabs and chips'.
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Maybe she really is an old bag. :rimshot: