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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: lars1701c on June 20, 2009, 09:31:36 PM
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Its hard to keep up with all thats going in my life, but why is there such a shake up at the DUmp?
Need a Sticky thread with the goings on and such.
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Its hard to keep up with all thats going in my life, but why is there such a shake up at the DUmp?
Need a Sticky thread with the goings on and such.
You know, sir, oftentimes I've thought about having a gossipy-blurb thing, about what the individual primitives are doing these days, such as the California piggy primitive recently going to Europe, or the "greenbriar" primitive getting rid of an unwanted house guest or Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive and his most-recent accident; those sorts of things.
Like what Hedda Hopper and Louella Parsons used to write.
But then I figured, nah, there's no demand for such a service.
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Apparently there was a lot of clique-ish infighting going on the Lounge, including speculations concerning the smell of one another's genitalia.
The queers are driving everyone crazy with their shrill lamentations over not yet receiving their pony, or their metal-studded assless chaps, or whatever it is they consider their "right" this month.
The chronic halitosis sufferers are pissed that they're not getting their womb-to-the-tomb free healthcare yet, and are blowing their fetid breath all over the queers.
The We Are The World faction can't understand why, after the Obama Apologilooza World Tour, Iran is balking, the North Korea troll is still lighting his bottle rockets, and conservative politicians are making gains in the EU.
In other words, the DUmbshits cognitively dissonating little brains are reaching critical mass again, turning into something similar to the goop you find at the bottom of a restaurant dumpster on a hot summer day. With The One starting to slip in the polls, it's about time for another purge.
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Its hard to keep up with all thats going in my life, but why is there such a shake up at the DUmp?
Need a Sticky thread with the goings on and such.
I think its because the primitives have yet to find their Government Ponies, and they no longer have George Bush or a Republican majority to blame - So they have started to turn on them and on each other.
The primitives are simple folks, who operate with the same uncontrolled emotional set that a toddler has