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Title: Yet more nekkid driving in Florida
Post by: bijou on June 18, 2009, 01:52:11 PM
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DeFUNIAK SPRINGS - A man found naked behind the wheel was charged with DUI.

Dearry Smiley, 58, of DeFuniak Springs was parked off the shoulder of the road partially blocking traffic on County 1883 Monday night, according to the Walton County Sheriff's Office.

A deputy approached the truck and noticed Smiley was wearing nothing except a hat, sunglasses, sandals and the smell of alcohol.

Smiley told the deputy, "what's wrong with a man driving home naked? It's not against the law," according to the Sheriff's Office.

A female passenger, Phyllis Cumbie, 47, began yelling and cursing at deputies, according to the news release, and also smelled of alcohol. ...
(http://images.onset.freedom.com/newsherald/medium/klcya8-smiley.jpg)
link (http://www.newsherald.com/news/smiley-75077-charged-deputy.html)

It's going to be the trend for the summer, avert your eyes people.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Yet more nekkid driving in Florida
Post by: thundley4 on June 18, 2009, 02:30:11 PM
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A female passenger, Phyllis Cumbie, 47, began yelling and cursing at deputies, according to the news release, and also smelled of alcohol.

I'm beginning to think an embargo of alcohol to Floriduh might be in order.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Yet more nekkid driving in Florida
Post by: Wineslob on June 18, 2009, 04:14:56 PM
Damn, if climate change causes that, I just might become a believer!