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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: JohnnyReb on June 16, 2009, 05:14:36 PM

Title: Bumperstickers
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 16, 2009, 05:14:36 PM

Was listening to the radio today. Guy said he wouldn't put bumperstickers on his car but he'd love to put some on other peoples cars. Here are the only ones I can remember.

I HATE COPS

I HAVE A GREAT BODY
IT'S IN THE TRUNK

IF THIS CAR IS DRIVEN BY A WHITE MAN
IT'S STOLEN

REAREND ME
I'M GAY

I'M NOT DRIVING DRUNK
I'M ASIAN

Title: Re: Bumperstickers
Post by: Wineslob on June 17, 2009, 10:07:08 AM

I always liked, CAUTION! I SPEED UP TO RUN OVER SMALL ANIMALS!

Or: "Practice random violence and senseless acts of stupidity"

Title: Re: Bumperstickers
Post by: seabelle on June 17, 2009, 09:19:33 PM

I've always wanted to put this on cars with Obama (or any Dem candidate's) stickers:

(http://images7.cafepress.com/product/302840767v3_350x350_Front.jpg)

Title: Re: Bumperstickers
Post by: Rebel on June 18, 2009, 02:36:52 PM

(http://www.idiot-ink.com/jesus.jpg)

Title: Re: Bumperstickers
Post by: thundley4 on June 18, 2009, 02:50:24 PM

Quote from: Rebel on June 18, 2009, 02:36:52 PM

(http://www.idiot-ink.com/jesus.jpg)

There was a song by Danielle Peck - "Jesus Loves you, I Don't".  :hyper:

Title: Re: Bumperstickers
Post by: Chris on June 18, 2009, 10:36:16 PM

(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/bumperstickers.jpg)
http://www.zazzle.com/nuanced_stickers