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Title: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: franksolich on June 09, 2009, 11:10:47 AM
I always wondered how one got to the DU Gallery on Skins's island.

Yeah, yeah, I know; I've been haunting Skins's island for years, and should have known this a long time ago.  But probably because I'm lazy, and prefer to see the primitives paint their portraits with their own words, I never bothered.

Having examined the rogues' gallery, I am shocked, utterly shocked, at how much the photographs of the primitives actually resemble their words-painted self-portraits.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_oet&address=358x166

Today was also the first time I've ever ventured into the political videos forum.

Sometimes it takes a while to get used to a place.
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: TheSarge on June 09, 2009, 11:14:41 AM
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Bok_Tukalo


 :rotf:  Ziggy Stardust meets Barking Moonbat!!!    :rotf:
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: Rebel on June 09, 2009, 11:16:11 AM
Damn, those are some ugly mofuggas.
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: VivisMom on June 09, 2009, 11:24:47 AM
I notice there's no pic of my favorite DUmpmonkey, Redstone.
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: franksolich on June 09, 2009, 11:32:08 AM
I notice there's no pic of my favorite DUmpmonkey, Redstone.

Purple-red face looking like it's ready to explode; Irish mug.

Average size, a little tall.  Not fat.  Has hair.

Pushing towards the edge of his seventh decade of life.

edited by franksolich to elaborate; sorry for the inconvenience
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 09, 2009, 11:32:35 AM
I notice there's no pic of my favorite DUmpmonkey, Redstone.

Prolly threw a rock at the camera.
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: thundley4 on June 09, 2009, 12:07:33 PM
This is more likely the true rogues gallery of DU.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1217081mugyear20.html
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: AllosaursRus on June 09, 2009, 01:19:24 PM
Whoa momma!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: Karin on June 09, 2009, 01:20:55 PM
I just have a few questions from page 1.

Archae:  Is this a man you'd like to punch right in the face?  
Cleofus1:  Is this a male or female specimen?
Concerned Canuck:  Was it necessary for him to take his shirt off?  
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: AllosaursRus on June 09, 2009, 01:28:25 PM
I just have a few questions from page 1.

Archae:  Is this a man you'd like to punch right in the face?  
Cleofus1:  Is this a male or female specimen?
Concerned Canuck:  Was it necessary for him to take his shirt off?  

You have to understand that canucksters think they are superior to even the DUmmies. He's just trying to show off his Adonis-like exterior. Bwahahahahahahahaha!
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: Eupher on June 09, 2009, 01:53:39 PM
one seriously sporkified bimbo with a screen name of "ralps".

Yep, that's about right.
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: Chris on June 09, 2009, 02:05:06 PM
What a bunch of hideous beasts.  Don't click on the Q-S page... that one girl looks like Andy Kaufman.
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: Karin on June 09, 2009, 02:06:16 PM
"ralps"  hahaha!  What a gracious and lyrical name!  
On the same page of Ralps, there are two specimens with unlikely names:  Sarge and Southpaw.  
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: mamacags on June 09, 2009, 02:26:54 PM
I saw mugshot of serial killers, gay rapists, child molestors, and coke whores.  I felt like it was some sort of psychological picture test.
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: jukin on June 09, 2009, 02:31:33 PM
Ugly on the inside eventually finds it's way to the outside.

BOY, not much diversity there.  All a bunch of whiny white guilt tripped DUmbasses.
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: Wineslob on June 09, 2009, 02:41:55 PM
Most of the pics were the typical dour LIBtards, Girlincontempt, however, is teh hawt!
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: Airwolf on June 09, 2009, 08:35:52 PM
If the good looking women at DU were smart they would never ever go to any DU meet up . Most of those males look like they have seen the inside of San Quentin or one of it's branch offices.
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: AllosaursRus on June 09, 2009, 09:14:31 PM
If the good looking women at DU were smart they would never ever go to any DU meet up . Most of those males look like they have seen the inside of San Quentin or one of it's branch offices.

Either that, or the inside of a rubber room!
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: Karin on June 10, 2009, 10:50:13 AM
San Quentin!?  No, I disagree.  Unless, if they were in San Quentin they would be fought over as "wives."  They all look like Presbyterian ministers to me.  Wussified, feminized, physically weak, aesthetically repulsive, overly earnest, underly humorous.   

Some of those girls:  I wonder if that's really them?  Of course, that was 1995; a lot can happen since then.  Drugs and incessant anger make you not-so-hawt.   
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 10, 2009, 10:58:47 AM
If the good looking women at DU were smart they would never ever go to any DU meet up . Most of those males look like they have seen the inside of San Quentin or one of it's branch offices.

There are a couple of presentable-looking young guys, I believe however they are all among the Ghey Horde.  There are a few cute girls, along with several whose facial expressions scream "Batshit crazy" and of course a predominance of what appears to be fat and/or gay guys and bitchy middle-aged-plus-dowager types.
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: BadCat on June 10, 2009, 11:02:50 AM
Most of the pics were the typical dour LIBtards, Girlincontempt, however, is teh hawt!

She's a Canuck who once entertained the idea of becoming a Suicide Girl.
She showed up at CU a few years ago, she was very nice for a DUer.

Haven't seen her at the DUmp in ages.
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on June 10, 2009, 11:18:08 AM
I've said it before i'll say it again Chavezspeaksthetruth looks like a gay Eddie Munster.
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: The Village Idiot on June 10, 2009, 11:33:28 AM
I am just glad none of you reposted a pic here. thanks
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: lastparker on June 10, 2009, 11:50:09 AM
Ladyhawk!  I finally have a face to place with the whine.  She doesn't look nearly as fat as she claims to be.

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Posted by: FGL 

I am just glad none of you reposted a pic here. thanks

Beacuse we follow teh rules, or because we spared you the certain nausea?   :-)
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: The Village Idiot on June 10, 2009, 12:02:28 PM
Ladyhawk!  I finally have a face to place with the whine.  She doesn't look nearly as fat as she claims to be.

Beacuse we follow teh rules, or because we spared you the certain nausea?   :-)

definitely the nausea, definitely
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: Chris_ on June 10, 2009, 12:55:22 PM
Thanks Frank, right after breakfast too.... :loser: :p
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: lizard on June 11, 2009, 09:20:15 AM
I notice the name change did not affect the gallery.
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: RobJohnson on June 11, 2009, 09:25:08 AM
That is way too much ****ing ugliness in one sitting for me.
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 11, 2009, 07:38:06 PM
And once again, the wisdom of my not going over to the DUmp, except for a very rare moment, is proven.  The savings in eye bleach alone is more than worth it.
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: Tucker on June 11, 2009, 08:19:28 PM
Eugene looks like he cropped his mug shot photo. :-)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_oet&address=358x154
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: Celtic Rose on June 11, 2009, 10:36:55 PM
A couple of decent looking guys.  Unfortunately, they are most likely unemployed, smelly, and/or playing for the other team.

On the plus side, I did not recognize any pictures from people I know in real life.   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: AprilRazz on June 12, 2009, 12:22:37 PM
I am secretly glad that undergroundpanther did not post a photo. I saw that thing once and I am still having nightmares. To think my tax dollars went to keep that thing in kitty litter.:bawl:
While some of the females are passable they all look like green Saturn driving harpies.
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: BEG on June 12, 2009, 02:03:23 PM
Damn, those are some ugly mofuggas.

There are some good looking people there.  Some of them even actually look happy so why the hell are they on DU? 
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: Tucker on June 12, 2009, 02:13:35 PM
There are some good looking people there.  Some of them even actually look happy so why the hell are they on DU? 

Drugs.
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: The Village Idiot on June 12, 2009, 02:16:28 PM
There are some good looking people there.  Some of them even actually look happy so why the hell are they on DU? 

just pretending
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: BEG on June 12, 2009, 02:17:29 PM
Drugs.

Just as I suspected.   :p
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: USA4ME on June 12, 2009, 02:21:48 PM
Some of them even actually look happy so why the hell are they on DU?

Instead of the photographer saying "Say cheese!!," they said "Think of the world under the iron fisted rule of Chavez!!"

.
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: DixieBelle on June 12, 2009, 02:33:17 PM
There are some good looking people there.  Some of them even actually look happy so why the hell are they on DU? 
Gotta be a DUmmie's GOP relative posted as their own pic.
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 12, 2009, 04:58:21 PM
Drugs.

Oodles of drugs.  One of them has to be lithium.
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: diesel driver on June 12, 2009, 05:52:39 PM
AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGG!
MY EYES!  MY EYES! 
IT WAS SO HIDEOUS, BUT I COULDN'T LOOK AWAY!!!

I need some life sized blow-up of those to keep birds and other vermin out of my garden.

Hell, those would keep vermin off the planet!
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: Doc Savage on June 12, 2009, 06:31:56 PM
But,  but,  but there are like a million posters on DU.  That is all the pictures that they could come up with?
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: VivisMom on June 13, 2009, 08:49:37 AM
But,  but,  but there are like a million posters on DU.  That is all the pictures that they could come up with?

They don't let you have digital cameras in prison.
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 13, 2009, 11:22:18 AM
They don't let you have digital cameras in prison.

...or upload picture files on the library computer.
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: BEG on June 13, 2009, 12:00:12 PM
A couple of decent looking guys.  Unfortunately, they are most likely unemployed, smelly, and/or playing for the other team.

On the plus side, I did not recognize any pictures from people I know in real life.   :cheersmate:

I was totally looking for people I might know too.  One was my brother, thank God I didn't see anyone I knew.   :p
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: NHSparky on June 13, 2009, 12:05:08 PM
(http://www.democraticunderground.com/gallery/thumbs/hemprus.jpg)

Pretty much says it all right there.
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: BadCat on June 13, 2009, 12:17:25 PM
As my old grandmother used to say..."That is a whole hat full of ugly".
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: Chris_ on June 13, 2009, 08:34:15 PM
without even looking, I feel the need to scream "Oh God, My eyes!" and run amok
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: miskie on June 13, 2009, 09:31:08 PM
Wow - for a site that claims to be full of diversity, doctors, and lawyers I seem to see nothing but a bunch of 20-30 year olds and former hippies -- 99% of which are whiter than even..well.. me..   :-)
Title: Re: rogues' gallery; the primitives in their own pictures
Post by: RobJohnson on June 13, 2009, 11:56:53 PM
A couple of decent looking guys.  Unfortunately, they are most likely unemployed, smelly, and/or playing for the other team.

On the plus side, I did not recognize any pictures from people I know in real life.   :cheersmate:

It's really bad, when a couple of the most decent looking people were men.  :lmao: