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Title: Ghey-dom is making strides
Post by: Tucker on June 09, 2009, 08:34:19 AM: http://www.theoaklandpress.com/articles/2009/06/09/news/cops_and_courts/doc4a2e2dd2ded1a282371191.txt

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Strange woman kisses girls on run

NOVI â€“ Police are asking the publicâ€™s help in identifying a person who may have attempted to abduct two 11-year-old girls. Novi police say the two girls were running as part of a charity event on Taft Road, south of 11 Mile Road just before 4 p.m. According to police reports, a light blue Jeep, possibly a Commander, was parked at Novi Meadows School entrance. The driver told one of the girls, â€œMy name is Donna and I have been waiting for you,â€ before grabbing the girlsâ€™ hands and kissing them. The girls screamed and ran off. The driver got into her Jeep and drove off, heading southbound on Taft Road. Police say the driver was described as a white woman, about 60 years old, 5 feet 6 and heavy, with white hair. She was wearing a cowboy hat, sunglasses and a dark blue football jersey with â€œ00â€ on the front. The Jeep had a multicolored peace sign on its rear. Anyone with information should call Novi Police Detective Mike Wilson at (248) 348-7100.

I think this is a 1st for me. I don't believe that I have ever heard of a attempted abduction by a lezzy. :o
Title: Re: Ghey-dom is making strides
Post by: Chris_ on June 09, 2009, 11:19:51 AM: Quote
...According to police reports, a light blue Jeep, possibly a Commander,...

When did DUmmies start driving eeeeevil SUV's?
Title: Re: Ghey-dom is making strides
Post by: Thor on June 09, 2009, 12:07:26 PM: Quote from: lug-nut on June 09, 2009, 11:19:51 AM
When did DUmmies start driving eeeeevil SUV's?

It's a Jeep, so it doesn't quite qualify as an SUV in the DUmmies' minds.
Title: Re: Ghey-dom is making strides
Post by: Chris on June 09, 2009, 12:09:14 PM: Quote from: lug-nut on June 09, 2009, 11:19:51 AM
When did DUmmies start driving eeeeevil SUV's?
Jeeps have always been on the GLBT-approved list, kind of like the Subaru Outback.

Yes, the whole thing is retarded.
Title: Re: Ghey-dom is making strides
Post by: Tucker on June 09, 2009, 12:58:36 PM: Quote from: Chris on June 09, 2009, 12:09:14 PM
Jeeps have always been on the GLBT-approved list, kind of like the Subaru Outback.

Yes, the whole thing is retarded.

Outback= where they want to poke it,

Commander (close to commando)= Wearing no drawers so you're always ready.

No wonder they want high speed trains. :o
Title: Re: Ghey-dom is making strides
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 09, 2009, 04:02:01 PM: Quote from: Tucker13 on June 09, 2009, 08:34:19 AM
I think this is a 1st for me. I don't believe that I have ever heard of a attempted abduction by a lezzy. :o
Normally they just start a girl scout troop.
Title: Re: Ghey-dom is making strides
Post by: thundley4 on June 09, 2009, 04:15:42 PM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on June 09, 2009, 04:02:01 PM
Normally they just start a girl scout troop.

I thought they coached high school girls teams. :uhsure:
Title: Re: Ghey-dom is making strides
Post by: Wineslob on June 09, 2009, 04:22:18 PM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on June 09, 2009, 04:02:01 PM
Normally they just start a girl scout troop.

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