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Title: The DUmmie "newinnm" wants the United States to split up
Post by: tuolumnejim on June 06, 2009, 06:01:30 PM
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newinnm (141 posts)      Fri Jun-05-09 10:42 PM
Original message
Its time to split the country.
 Edited on Fri Jun-05-09 10:43 PM by newinnm
I believe that we are at a point in history where it may be time to relook at the face of our country and its political divisions. There are two america's. The America that wants to progress and honors our countries ideals of taking care of its citizenry, equal opportunity for all and fairness. There is also the America that is stuck in the past and wants to hold the the populace back and provide for only a few. How nice would it be to split these two factions into autonomous regions with seperate governments, seperate militaries and seperate social services.


-nnnm


Which one would you want to live in?
 

And one of the idiots gets it.  :evillaugh:

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XemaSab  (1000+ posts)        Sat Jun-06-09 07:26 PM
Response to Reply #47
50. If it came down to armed conflict
 one side has all the gun's.
 
Title: Re: The DUmmie "newinnm" wants the United States to split up
Post by: franksolich on June 06, 2009, 06:02:54 PM
Now wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

I thought Pa Kettle being in the White House was going to unite us.

One wonders what's up with that.
Title: Re: The DUmmie "newinnm" wants the United States to split up
Post by: Carl on June 06, 2009, 06:07:00 PM
Your "progressive" :whatever: country would require so much taxation that it would drive everyone out unless you put up a wall to prevent people from leaving.

Sound familiar?
Title: Re: The DUmmie "newinnm" wants the United States to split up
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 06, 2009, 06:16:36 PM
I thought Pa Kettle being in the White House was going to unite us.

One wonders what's up with that.

I've asked my wife's sister and my wife's sister's husband the very same question, because he was always blabbering about how the Obamessiah was "going to unite the country," and I've not gotten an answer for that question yet.  :whatever:
Title: Re: The DUmmie "newinnm" wants the United States to split up
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 06, 2009, 06:16:45 PM
Your "progressive" :whatever: country would require so much taxation that it would drive everyone out unless you put up a wall to prevent people from leaving.

Sound familiar?

We'd also need a wall to keep them out, with a rigorous examination to permit worthwhile refugees to enter.
Title: Re: The DUmmie "newinnm" wants the United States to split up
Post by: Chris_ on June 06, 2009, 06:53:53 PM
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newinnm (141 posts)      Fri Jun-05-09 10:42 PM
Original message
Its time to split the country.
 Edited on Fri Jun-05-09 10:43 PM by newinnm
I believe that we are at a point in history where it may be time to relook at the face of our country and its political divisions. There are two america's. The America that wants to progress and honors our countries ideals  of taking care of its citizenry, equal opportunity for all and fairness. There is also the America that is stuck in the past  and wants to hold the the populace back and provide for only a few. How nice would it be to split these two factions into autonomous regions with seperate governments, seperate militaries and seperate social services.

Did anybody else spot the incongruety in this dipshit's turn at the bong?
Title: Re: The DUmmie "newinnm" wants the United States to split up
Post by: mamacags on June 06, 2009, 07:15:05 PM
I think of a split U.S. often.  Besides the huge problem of uprooting millions of people it would be great.  I am sick of paying for people to be bums.  I think we should ax every single social service in this country and start over.
Title: Re: The DUmmie "newinnm" wants the United States to split up
Post by: AprilRazz on June 06, 2009, 07:23:55 PM
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newinnm (141 posts)      Fri Jun-05-09 10:42 PM
Original message
Its time to split the country.
 Edited on Fri Jun-05-09 10:43 PM by newinnm
I believe that we are at a point in history where it may be time to relook at the face of our country and its political divisions. There are two america's. The America that wants to progress and honors our countries ideals of taking care of its citizenry, equal opportunity for all and fairness. There is also the America that is stuck in the past and wants to hold the the populace back and provide for only a few. How nice would it be to split these two factions into autonomous regions with seperate governments, seperate militaries and seperate social services.


-nnnm


Which one would you want to live in?
The one that you are not in DUmmy.
Title: Re: The DUmmie "newinnm" wants the United States to split up
Post by: Tantal on June 06, 2009, 10:08:01 PM
Sounds good to me. I'll be staying in my beloved Texas. Anyone crossing the Red, Sabine, or Rio Grande Rivers without written permission from the Governor or his designee shall be shot.
Title: Re: The DUmmie "newinnm" wants the United States to split up
Post by: ReaganForRushmore on June 06, 2009, 10:17:50 PM
Sounds good to me. I'll be staying in my beloved Texas. Anyone crossing the Red, Sabine, or Rio Grande Rivers without written permission from the Governor or his designee shall be shot.
count me in
Title: Re: The DUmmie "newinnm" wants the United States to split up
Post by: diesel driver on June 07, 2009, 01:03:28 AM
Did anybody else spot the incongruety in this dipshit's turn at the bong?

I did.  "Countries" should be "country's", but don't let a little grammatical error get in the way of their message.

They are so "smart" it's the message they are expounding that is more important, not how it is said....

But for me, if someone is too stupid to catch and correct a few spelling errors, or to use spell check, they are too stupid to listen to....  :hammer:
Title: Re: The DUmmie "newinnm" wants the United States to split up
Post by: diesel driver on June 07, 2009, 01:10:48 AM
Sounds good to me. I'll be staying in my beloved Texas. Anyone crossing the Red, Sabine, or Rio Grande Rivers without written permission from the Governor or his designee shall be shot.

Close the southern border, erect a wall along the Mason-Dixon line for a northern border, and shoot anything that crosses either....

Send the yankees back north, or grant them NO voting rights if they choose to stay....

If the Civil War happened today, the South would win....
Title: Re: The DUmmie "newinnm" wants the United States to split up
Post by: diesel driver on June 07, 2009, 01:12:41 AM
count me in

Whichever part the DUmmies take, I'll be in the other....
Title: Re: The DUmmie "newinnm" wants the United States to split up
Post by: Chris_ on June 07, 2009, 02:11:47 PM
I did.  "Countries" should be "country's", but don't let a little grammatical error get in the way of their message.

They are so "smart" it's the message they are expounding that is more important, not how it is said....

But for me, if someone is too stupid to catch and correct a few spelling errors, or to use spell check, they are too stupid to listen to....  :hammer:

The incongruety I was driving at was the whole "honors this country's ideals", malarky without being "stuck in the past".  It seems to me it's kinda hard to know what ideals to honor in your little DUmmy country if you never look to the past to discover WHAT those friggin' ideals are.

But then, I guess the disparity doesn't exist in the average DUmbass excuse for a mind...
Title: Re: The DUmmie "newinnm" wants the United States to split up
Post by: Chris_ on June 07, 2009, 02:16:44 PM
Whichever part the DUmmies take, I'll be in the other....

Rest assured that it'll be the next best thing to impossible for them to take the part that includes Texas.

Sounds good to me. I'll be staying in my beloved Texas. Anyone crossing the Red, Sabine, or Rio Grande Rivers without written permission from the Governor or his designee shall be shot.

I think I can give you some defence in depth there, if I have folks with me that'll open fire upon any unauthorized incursions across the Colorado or Platte rivers.
Title: Re: The DUmmie "newinnm" wants the United States to split up
Post by: BlueStateSaint on June 07, 2009, 03:37:57 PM
Rest assured that it'll be the next best thing to impossible for them to take the part that includes Texas.

I think I can give you some defence in depth there, if I have folks with me that'll open fire upon any unauthorized incursions across the Colorado or Platte rivers.

So, then . . . Carl, Karin and myself will have to operate behind enemy lines.  Got it.
Title: Re: The DUmmie "newinnm" wants the United States to split up
Post by: Chris_ on June 07, 2009, 04:35:29 PM
Either that - which I think you'd be pretty good at, by the way - or we could come up with a challenge/answer that would be available to y'all here.

Don't forget, by drawing those borders, I got all the moonbats in the People's Republic of Boulder on my flank/rear to deal with, so you aren't the only one with problems.

By the way, Hi5 to your teething princess; I think she's up for a lot of valuable experience, operating behind enemy lines with her daddy.
Title: Re: The DUmmie "newinnm" wants the United States to split up
Post by: Mr Mannn on June 07, 2009, 04:45:39 PM
OK, lets say for argument's sake that the country does split.

The Liberals will be a constant threat to the conservatives. Why? because the libs must have an enemy to blame their failings on.
The liberal half will start building up their military claiming imminent invasion by the conservatives, when in fact they will start a war of aggression.
It will sound like we are living next to Hugo Chavez. It will be laughable at first, but the build up will force the conservatives to prepare for war.

and then the liberal demands will start, we need more land. You cheated us out of a farm state. You lured all the companies and jobs with cruel incentives-those companies belong to us. The demands will be endless.

Bottom line: the liberal states will be unable to live in peace with anyone. they will be as much a threat to Canada as to the conservatives.
Title: Re: The DUmmie "newinnm" wants the United States to split up
Post by: Chris_ on June 07, 2009, 05:05:00 PM


Bottom line: the liberal states will be unable to live in peace with anyone. they will be as much a threat to Canada as to the conservatives.

I say we take off, and nuke the site from orbit.  It's the only way to be sure.