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Title: primitive addicted to eating people made of corn starch
Post by: franksolich on June 05, 2009, 01:25:22 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=317x3468

Oh my.

I have no idea.

Apparently neither do the primitives, as none have shown up at this bonfire.

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xultar  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jun-05-09 01:28 PM
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OMG, I'm addicted to eating corn starch people.

I can't stop thinking about it. This all started because of an anemia issue a while back. I'm jonesing for it. It's like always on my mind.

I don't eat a lot but I do eat it and it's got to stop.

YIKES!

Anyone else have this issue? Any things you can recommend to help me stop?
Title: Re: primitive addicted to eating people made of corn starch
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on June 05, 2009, 01:32:18 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=317x3468

Oh my.

I have no idea.

Apparently neither do the primitives, as none have shown up at this bonfire.

Some sort of gingerbread fetish you think?
Title: Re: primitive addicted to eating people made of corn starch
Post by: franksolich on June 05, 2009, 01:34:05 PM
Some sort of gingerbread fetish you think?

I have no idea.

I've seen the primitive name before; isn't this one of the crazy ones?
Title: Re: primitive addicted to eating people made of corn starch
Post by: Karin on June 05, 2009, 01:41:43 PM
It's a form of Pica, and it's very common.  All he has to do is google it, google even "finishes" your search word.  Probably even a support group for it.  It is a mental illness, like eating dirt, hair, or paste. 
Title: Re: primitive addicted to eating people made of corn starch
Post by: franksolich on June 05, 2009, 01:42:52 PM
It's a form of Pica, and it's very common.  All he has to do is google it, google even "finishes" your search word.  Probably even a support group for it.  It is a mental illness, like eating dirt, hair, or paste. 

Well, I guess that identifies the primitive, then.

It's one of the crazy ones.
Title: Re: primitive addicted to eating people made of corn starch
Post by: Ree on June 05, 2009, 01:44:09 PM
I think there should be a comma after corn starch...
Title: Re: primitive addicted to eating people made of corn starch
Post by: VelvetElvis on June 05, 2009, 01:44:57 PM
It's a form of Pica, and it's very common.  All he has to do is google it, google even "finishes" your search word.  Probably even a support group for it.  It is a mental illness, like eating dirt, hair, or paste. 

Ah, the unexpected benefits of reading the travails of the DUmmies. 

One learns of the most arcane, bizarre, and unexpected things;  stuff normal folk would never dream of.
Title: Re: primitive addicted to eating people made of corn starch
Post by: franksolich on June 05, 2009, 01:45:48 PM
I think there should be a comma after corn starch...

I rather like my idea of envisioning human-shaped cookies made of corn starch.
Title: Re: primitive addicted to eating people made of corn starch
Post by: Ree on June 05, 2009, 01:49:41 PM
I rather like my idea of envisioning human-shaped cookies made of corn starch.
The thought of eatin corn starch is gross...like eatin a spoonful of flour...ICK!!!
Title: Re: primitive addicted to eating people made of corn starch
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on June 05, 2009, 01:53:52 PM
The thought of eatin corn starch is gross...like eatin a spoonful of flour...ICK!!!
That's gotta ratchet up the constipation factor.
Title: Re: primitive addicted to eating people made of corn starch
Post by: VelvetElvis on June 05, 2009, 01:55:02 PM
I rather like my idea of envisioning human-shaped cookies made of corn starch.
I prefer to think of it your way too, Frank.

When you consider some of the other peculiarities of denizens of the DUmp (think UP, et al), this one isn't even that weird.
Title: Re: primitive addicted to eating people made of corn starch
Post by: AllosaursRus on June 05, 2009, 02:14:24 PM
That's gotta ratchet up the constipation factor.

Heh, heh! Gives a whole new meaning to "shittin' bricks", don't it!
Title: Re: primitive addicted to eating people made of corn starch
Post by: PatriotGame on June 05, 2009, 02:14:26 PM
It's a form of Pica, and it's very common.  All he has to do is google it, google even "finishes" your search word.  Probably even a support group for it.  It is a mental illness, like eating dirt, hair, or paste, and Human Waste.

flx0r3d...

(sorry for that mental image that just flashed through your head.)
Title: Re: primitive addicted to eating people made of corn starch
Post by: Traveshamockery on June 05, 2009, 03:52:56 PM
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xultar  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jun-05-09 01:28 PM
Original message
 
OMG, I'm addicted to eating corn starch people.

I can't stop thinking about it. This all started because of an anemia issue a while back. I'm jonesing for it. It's like always on my mind.

I don't eat a lot but I do eat it and it's got to stop.

YIKES!

Anyone else have this issue? Any things you can recommend to help me stop?


I'm not a doctor but I would recommend NOT KEEPING CORN STARCH (OR CORN STARCH PEOPLE, whatever) IN THE HOUSE!  That'll be $250.00, please. 
Title: Re: primitive addicted to eating people made of corn starch
Post by: USA4ME on June 05, 2009, 03:55:34 PM
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xultar

OMG, I'm addicted to eating corn starch people.

Aren't some baby diapers treated with cornstarch?  :evillaugh:  :puke:

Sounds like she has Amylophagia.  She was at NU for a while and was especially nasty for a primitive.  She's black, so I'm going to guess she's on the verge (if not already) of being diabetic.

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Title: Re: primitive addicted to eating people made of corn starch
Post by: The Village Idiot on June 05, 2009, 04:02:19 PM
I think it meant to put a comma before 'people'

who eats corn starch??