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Title: Man cuts off penis over marriage disappointment
Post by: bijou on June 05, 2009, 11:31:41 AM
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A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own penis to spite his family after he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower class family, police reported on Sunday.

After unsuccessfully petitioning his father for two years to marry the girl, the man heated up a knife and sliced off his reproductive organ, said a police official.

The young man came from a prominent family in the southern Egyptian province of Qena, one of Egypt's poorest and most conservative areas.

The man was rushed to hospital, but doctors were unable to reattach the severed organ, the official added.

The official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak with the press, added that the man was still recovering in the hospital.
link (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Man_cuts_off_penis_over_marriage_disappointment&in_article_id=676227&in_page_id=2)

I guess he made his point.
Title: Re: Man cuts off penis over marriage disappointment
Post by: RightCoast on June 05, 2009, 11:57:24 AM
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After unsuccessfully petitioning his father for two years to marry the girl, the man heated up a knife and sliced off his reproductive organ, said a police official.

First: double ouch

Second: you'd think while waiting for the blade to heat up he might have had second thoughts
 :loser:
Title: Re: Man cuts off penis over marriage disappointment
Post by: Lord Undies on June 05, 2009, 12:02:09 PM
Won't be no little suicide bombers coming out of his household.
Title: Re: Man cuts off penis over marriage disappointment
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 05, 2009, 01:27:00 PM
By golly, THAT'll show the old bastard!

 :mental:
Title: Re: Man cuts off penis over marriage disappointment
Post by: bijou on June 05, 2009, 01:34:32 PM
By golly, THAT'll show the old bastard!

 :mental:
He didn't so much cut off his nose to spite his face ...
Title: Re: Man cuts off penis over marriage disappointment
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on June 05, 2009, 02:14:51 PM
He didn't so much cut off his nose to spite his face ...

It's a very painful way to get ahead, though.
Title: Re: Man cuts off penis over marriage disappointment
Post by: RightCoast on June 05, 2009, 05:46:59 PM
It's a very painful way to get ahead, though.

Sadly the young fool will be getting no more of that.
Title: Re: Man cuts off penis over marriage disappointment
Post by: djones520 on June 05, 2009, 05:50:11 PM
Women...  they'll suck the soul out of you.   :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Man cuts off penis over marriage disappointment
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on June 05, 2009, 06:25:59 PM
That's Bris, baby!
Title: Re: Man cuts off penis over marriage disappointment
Post by: rich_t on June 05, 2009, 06:39:38 PM
DU hall of fame candidate.
Title: Re: Man cuts off penis over marriage disappointment
Post by: RobJohnson on June 07, 2009, 01:31:33 AM
He took family matters into his own hands.
Title: Re: Man cuts off penis over marriage disappointment
Post by: NHSparky on June 07, 2009, 04:47:40 AM
I'll show YOU bastards!
Title: Re: Man cuts off penis over marriage disappointment
Post by: Chris_ on June 07, 2009, 09:11:10 AM
He took family matters into his own hands.
No, that won't be possible now.
Title: Re: Man cuts off penis over marriage disappointment
Post by: RobJohnson on June 07, 2009, 04:08:59 PM
No, that won't be possible now.

It shouldn't be too hard to live that way.
Title: Re: Man cuts off penis over marriage disappointment
Post by: JohnnyReb on June 08, 2009, 07:10:16 AM
Only once have I threatened to cut little Johnny off.... Turned out that he had more sense than I did  and I've been trying to forget that for 45 47 years.