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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: 5412 on May 23, 2009, 12:43:47 PM

Title: The greatest surgeon in California
Post by: 5412 on May 23, 2009, 12:43:47 PM

Three  California surgeons were playing golf together and discussing  surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best  surgeon in California. In my favorite case, a concert pianist  lost several fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8  months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of  England."

The  second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm  and both legs in an accident, I reattached them and two years  later he won a gold medal in track and field events at the  Olympics."

The  third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several  years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she  rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour.  All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the  horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's  Speaker of the House."

Title: Re: The greatest surgeon in California
Post by: seabelle on May 24, 2009, 11:12:40 AM

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Though I thought "first lady" was coming  :uhsure: