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Title: unhinged sparkling husband primitive masturbates
Post by: franksolich on May 22, 2009, 01:52:58 PM
http://demopedia.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5697287

My apologies to all the decent and civilized people here, but try as I did, I couldn't come up with any alternative headline.

Excresence happens.  Maybe it won't happen again.

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Thu May-21-09 02:57 PM
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Dear malevolently masturbating media mother****ers, 

What a scene you painted today. On the one hand was the first duly elected president in eight years, giving a speech in front of the actual Constitution of the United States. On the other hand is a former high level government official, now a *private citizen*, making some disgruntled remarks at the privately owned, right wing, borderline terrorist, offices of a right wing funded group.

Why did you choose to not only cover the later with the same fake gravitas as the former, but to equate them by virtue of that coverage? Are you lazy, stupid, or owned? Never mind. You are at least two of the three.

To MSNBC, specifically, shame on you. You grow closer to Politico each day. For all your vaunted 'liberal' night time lineup, you use your power not to report truth, but to catapult the right wing spew no less than you ever did. You're just more sneaky about it. That slimeball, gnome-like, mother****er, Jack Welch clearly still holds sway at 30 Rock. Shame on you. You're the worst of the worst. Faux, at least, does not pretend what they are. YOU DO.

To NBC, see above.

To ABC, you got nothin'. Charlie Gibson? He sucked in the morning. He sucks worse at night.

To CBS, ask yourself why the kids on South Park measure the potency of turds in Courics.

But today ..... all of you ...... outdid yourselves. You put that draft dodging, not-near-enough-to-death, snarling WAR CRIMINAL on the same level as a decent man who was actually elected by the majority of voters to lead this country.

Shame on you all.

It's a large bonfire, so only the Primitives of Prominence:

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Mythsaje  (1000+ posts)        Thu May-21-09 03:12 PM
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8. As I've been saying for the past couple of years...

How interesting...

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Thu May-21-09 03:25 PM
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11. You, like me, are a good hearted person who also thinks. 

We see it for what it is.

I fear the intended audience - Moron Americans - sees it as it is being portrayed in the media. Cheenee is the equal of Obama.

Cheenee is right and Obama is misguided and weak.

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Thu May-21-09 06:58 PM
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27. I also wonder if Spiro wrote his own material. 

Cuz Stinky duz.

You know, if I were the sparkling husband primitive, I'd give one of the dogs a taste of all food that the sparkling husband primitive's wife sets down for him.

I suspect the sparkling husband primitive's wife is putting something in that food.

Just sayin'.

Grandma's good friend:

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sazemisery  (1000+ posts)        Fri May-22-09 08:55 AM
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50. So eloquently spoken.

Better words escape me.

The lonestarnut primitive:

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lonestarnot  (1000+ posts)      Fri May-22-09 11:25 AM
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64. working stiffs had to wait for the replays on CSPAN and then couldn't sleep afterward.

And today it rains. Headache de jour.

Man, such a big raging bonfire, and so few Primitives of Prominence at it.
Title: Re: unhinged sparkling husband primitive masturbates
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 22, 2009, 02:03:11 PM
Seems a rather accurate description.  I'm sure he did after posting, assuming Sparkly permits that.
Title: Re: unhinged sparkling husband primitive masturbates
Post by: zeitgeist on May 22, 2009, 02:25:50 PM
Culled from your link is the life of a Down Maine artist.  Quite possibly the result of continuous consumption of gallons of milk flavored with coffee brandy to keep the chill off while camped out on the side of the road selling sea worms.  The tired musings of a confused mind, it is a chilling picture of the true primitive posted here for those without the time or stomach to peruse the entire thread.

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rucognizant (970 posts)       Fri May-22-09 06:26 AM
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45. TV in the garbage can. .
 I won a battle against a terrorist yesterday!........ DIRECT TV!
For 2 years I had a bundle, phone, internet, tv.........with verizen at a price i could afford..until Fairpoint bought verizon. In Feb. dtv started billing separately FOR JUST ONE MONTH I THOUGHT! ( they were not clear on the phone, played a verbal shell game about that & "local network" stations. ( They were actually charging me for NY, LA, Bangor, ( the place where new graduates of communication school go to start their careers for $100. per week!) which jumped the fee by 16. a month....and THEY LET IT GO FOR 4 MONTHS WITH ME THINKING THE PHONE COMPANY WAS PAYING THEM! WHen it came to my attention.I paid them 122.?? in early MAy AND THEY SAID....... they thought I could put it on pause ( NO MONTHLY FEE) but they lied and charged me for MAY, & will turn it off unless I pay them another $148.?? by the 26th of MAy
YES THEY wanted 1/3 of my monthly SS income; couldn't wait another 7 days, JUST SEVEN DAYS!
SO I said "FINE; TERMNATE ME"...........they will send me a postage paid box, even tho I have clogged my storage space with the original box the equipment came in......to return their stuff. THEN they want that $148.?? if I don't cough it up they will REMOVE IT FROM MY BANK ACCOUNT WITH THE DEBIT CARD NUMBER THEY SAVED FOR 2 1/2 YEARS, even tho they promised they wouldn't. DISH TV did this to me in 2007!
So with the full assistance of my small local bank..I closed out my account! ( I didn't even have 100. let alone 148.
1/2 of my stimulus went to these bastards.................I will pay the balance AT A TIME AND AMOUNT OF MY CHOOSING! ( $10.00 per month)
WHen I called Senotors Collins and Snowe to report "ELDER ABUSE, and told COllin's aid that THEY should be paying ME $69. per month
for having to watch di ck cheney...HE roared!
Bottom line I have an art grant. with a july 26 deadline I need paintbrushes and canvass stretchers...I am painting until 10.pm at night ad have to remove the Tv from my gallery space......... so D tv is directly oppositional to MY FREEDOM TO PURSUE LIFE LIBERTY & HAPPINESS!
SO goodby Keith & Rachael............only option left is Time Warner cable and I don't trust them either! ( THEY DON"T CARRY MSNBC!)
I guess I'll get a lot of artwork done next winter when I am virtually snowed in and can't afford the drool tube!
Thing about TV watching is it leaves my hands free unlike inernet with intimate involement with the keyboard & mouse,
Of course they have to starve we elders out we can't be propagandized by virtue of inablilit y to pay for the propaganda machine! ANd we REMEMBER WHEN TV WAS FREE AND ENTERTAINING! They actually used to pay talent to produce shows! ANd news was a recounting of the days events NOT BLOW!




Now you know why they are called Maniacs. (This one is probably also guilty of posting under the influence too. )
Title: Re: unhinged sparkling husband primitive masturbates
Post by: RobJohnson on May 22, 2009, 02:44:16 PM
Culled from your link is the life of a Down Maine artist.  Quite possibly the result of continuous consumption of gallons of milk flavored with coffee brandy to keep the chill off while camped out on the side of the road selling sea worms.  The tired musings of a confused mind, it is a chilling picture of the true primitive posted here for those without the time or stomach to peruse the entire thread.

Now you know why they are called Maniacs. (This one is probably also guilty of posting under the influence too. )

I'm upset that Direct TV continues to abuse elders that hold art grants. I thought Obama promised to put a stop to this.
Title: Re: unhinged sparkling husband primitive masturbates
Post by: USA4ME on May 22, 2009, 03:03:14 PM
After the increased cost of cap & trade kicks in, just wait until the rucognizant primitives sees its electric bill this winter.

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Title: Re: unhinged sparkling husband primitive masturbates
Post by: miskie on May 22, 2009, 05:39:09 PM
Your title frightens me with flashbacks from my youth - a nearby zoo used to have exotic species, including a monkey cage in the middle of the walkway through the main entrance - the cage was round, had a couple of tree branches and other things for the monkeys to congregate on. Once they got a good crowd, these primates would hang from the top of their cage with one hand and pleasure themselves furiously with the other, to the dismay of the onlookers. I kid you not.

The zoo now has local species, save for two elephants, and a typical New England farm exhibit. The diddlemonkeys are no more. 
Title: Re: unhinged sparkling husband primitive masturbates
Post by: Chris_ on May 22, 2009, 06:29:14 PM
Your title frightens me with flashbacks from my youth - a nearby zoo used to have exotic species, including a monkey cage in the middle of the walkway through the main entrance - the cage was round, had a couple of tree branches and other things for the monkeys to congregate on. Once they got a good crowd, these primates would hang from the top of their cage with one hand and pleasure themselves furiously with the other, to the dismay of the onlookers. I kid you not.

The zoo now has local species, save for two elephants, and a typical New England farm exhibit. The diddlemonkeys are no more. 

Sounds like one of them might have gotten an art grant.

Title: Re: unhinged sparkling husband primitive masturbates
Post by: The Village Idiot on May 23, 2009, 01:27:44 PM
After the increased cost of cap & trade kicks in, just wait until the rucognizant primitives sees its electric bill this winter.

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It won't be this winter. It'll kick in over time, the most extreme parts probably around 2016, like the fuel efficiency standards.. he wants to be gone when it all ends
Title: Re: unhinged sparkling husband primitive masturbates
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 23, 2009, 03:51:20 PM
When leftist masturbate.....which hand do they use....or, since they can't seem to do anything else for themselves, does the gummint have to do it for them?
Title: Re: unhinged sparkling husband primitive masturbates
Post by: Chris_ on May 24, 2009, 03:27:32 PM
When leftist masturbate.....which hand do they use....or, since they can't seem to do anything else for themselves, does the gummint have to do it for them?

The "ONE" personally gives each one of his supporters a reach around.
Title: Re: unhinged sparkling husband primitive masturbates
Post by: Chris_ on May 24, 2009, 08:26:13 PM
The "ONE" personally gives each one of his supporters a reach around.

That being the case - and I have no reason to believe it isn't - one wonders what teh ghey community has got their panties in such a bunch over, with regards to Teh MessiahnFuhrer?!?!
Title: Re: unhinged sparkling husband primitive masturbates
Post by: RobJohnson on May 25, 2009, 01:40:46 AM
When leftist masturbate.....which hand do they use....or, since they can't seem to do anything else for themselves, does the gummint have to do it for them?

DUmmies cry "It hurts to masturbate, single payer now!"
Title: Re: unhinged sparkling husband primitive masturbates
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 25, 2009, 04:42:29 AM
DUmmies cry "It hurts to masturbate, single payer jerker now!"

Voila! :tongue:
Title: Re: unhinged sparkling husband primitive masturbates
Post by: NHSparky on May 25, 2009, 08:19:27 AM
Culled from your link is the life of a Down Maine artist.  Quite possibly the result of continuous consumption of gallons of milk flavored with coffee brandy to keep the chill off while camped out on the side of the road selling sea worms.  The tired musings of a confused mind, it is a chilling picture of the true primitive posted here for those without the time or stomach to peruse the entire thread.

Now you know why they are called Maniacs. (This one is probably also guilty of posting under the influence too. )

He might want to be careful.  I hear the Maine State Patrol is back at the Portsmouth traffic circle liquor store, taking plate numbers of Maine customers there.

But that being said, I've yet to run into anyone in NH or ME who has anything nice to say about Fairpoint (formerly Verizon).