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Title: Question for lurking members of DU
Post by: Freeper on May 22, 2009, 10:40:29 AM
I see thread after thread at DU making the claim that President Obama is carrying on the "war crimes" of former President Bush.
If this is the case where are your calls for impeachment? Why are you not calling, faxing, texting, writing on dollar bills,and emailing congress that they need to impeach now, like you spent the last 8 years doing for former president Bush? I mean war crimes are war crimes right? Why is it you want to see Bush, Cheney, etc frog marched yet not one call for even impeachment hearings for your man?



Title: Re: Question for lurking members of DU
Post by: franksolich on May 22, 2009, 10:56:25 AM
Don't bother asking the primitives to be consistent, sir.

It ties them up into all sorts of convoluted knots, trying to be consistent.
Title: Re: Question for lurking members of DU
Post by: Lord Undies on May 22, 2009, 10:59:30 AM
And while we have your attention, lurking Little Goons, where is Dan Rather with that birth certificate and those college transcripts? 
Title: Re: Question for lurking members of DU
Post by: AllosaursRus on May 22, 2009, 11:10:25 AM
Don't bother asking the primitives to be consistent, sir.

It ties them up into all sorts of convoluted knots, trying to be consistent.

I was thinking it was constipation. I think that would explain the DUmp in it's entirety.

After all when you're full of shit, it wreaks havoc with your system. Explains DUmp monkeys to the "T"!
Title: Re: Question for lurking members of DU
Post by: Freeper on May 22, 2009, 11:12:13 AM
Don't bother asking the primitives to be consistent, sir.

It ties them up into all sorts of convoluted knots, trying to be consistent.

True sir, I believe that is Frank's second law on primitives. They are never consistent.
First law of course being Dummies lie all the time.  :-)
Title: Re: Question for lurking members of DU
Post by: MarshallLaw on May 22, 2009, 11:16:11 AM
True sir, I believe that is Frank's second law on primitives. They are never consistent.
First law of course being Dummies lie all the time.  :-)


Now wait a minute.

If they lie all the time, then they are consistent.

 :thatsright:

Dammit, I'm gonna be up all night trying to figure this one out.
 :banghead:



Title: Re: Question for lurking members of DU
Post by: Freeper on May 22, 2009, 11:27:33 AM

Now wait a minute.

If they lie all the time, then they are consistent.

 :thatsright:

Dammit, I'm gonna be up all night trying to figure this one out.
 :banghead:




Ouch that does create a logic problem kind of like that episode of star trek where Kirk and Spock made the computer blow up by saying that every word Spock says is a lie. Then he said 'I am lying"  :lmao:
Title: Re: Question for lurking members of DU
Post by: Rebel on May 22, 2009, 12:29:12 PM
Yeah, where are all of your ****in' peach mints now, you little goons?
Title: Re: Question for lurking members of DU
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 23, 2009, 05:14:36 AM

Now wait a minute.

If they lie all the time, then they are consistent.

 :thatsright:

Dammit, I'm gonna be up all night trying to figure this one out.
 :banghead:





I hope that you weren't up all night.  Just chalk it up to one of the Mysteries that will be revealed to us by God the Father.

But, you bring up a good point, and earn a H5:  The only consistent thing about the DUmb****s is that they are inconsistent.  (Incontinent, too, but that's a different story.)
Title: Re: Question for lurking members of DU
Post by: Vagabond on May 23, 2009, 11:13:39 AM
Quote
Obi Wan Kenobi
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Quote
Me
Isn't that in and of itself an absolute?