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Title: Daily Double: DU homeless survey & AdBot ridicule
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 21, 2009, 03:56:54 AM
LINK (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5694231)

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Breeze54(1000+ posts)
Thu May-21-09 02:31 AM
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Poll question: Are you homeless now and a member of DU?
   
If you are homeless and a member of DU?

Please PM someone at DU that you trust and let us try to help.

You can PM me anytime. ;)

Poll result (21 votes)
Never been homeless   (9 votes, 43%)   Vote
New to being homeless   (0 votes, 0%)   Vote
On the verge of homelessness   (6 votes, 29%)   Vote
Homeless but we don't need your help!!    (0 votes, 0%)   Vote
Help... I'm a single Mom... sooo tired.   (0 votes, 0%)   Vote
I never thought I'd be in this position... EVER!!   (0 votes, 0%)   Vote
I don't know what to do!!!    (0 votes, 0%)   Vote
Help me!   (0 votes, 0%)   Vote
Can I get a cellphone? Number?   (0 votes, 0%)   Vote
We are ONE... WE are the universe.... We can Help Each Other!!   (6 votes, 29%)   Vote

The sob stories and back-patting are the norm.  However, I scrolled to the bottom of the thread and saw this from AdBot:

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Title: Re: Daily Double: DU homeless survey & AdBot ridicule
Post by: Lord Undies on May 21, 2009, 08:08:34 AM
Of course the "homeless" would have to buy a pre-owned Aston-Martin.  They certainly can't afford a new one.
Title: Re: Daily Double: DU homeless survey & AdBot ridicule
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 21, 2009, 08:13:39 AM
Quote from: Lord Undies on May 21, 2009, 08:08:34 AM
Of course the "homeless" would have to buy a pre-owned Aston-Martin.  They certainly can't afford a new one.

But still, just think of the bragging rights though...."Im living in my Aston-Martin."
Title: Re: Daily Double: DU homeless survey & AdBot ridicule
Post by: Texacon on May 21, 2009, 08:21:56 AM
Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 21, 2009, 08:13:39 AM
But still, just think of the bragging rights though...."Im living in my Aston-Martin."

^5!

That's funny right there!

Levels of homelessness. 

 :bow:

KC
Title: Re: Daily Double: DU homeless survey & AdBot ridicule
Post by: Lord Undies on May 21, 2009, 08:25:43 AM
Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 21, 2009, 08:13:39 AM
But still, just think of the bragging rights though...."Im living in my Aston-Martin."

You can't live in an Aston-Martin.  Too cramped.  You pull it into the driveway of your van down by the river.
Title: Re: Daily Double: DU homeless survey & AdBot ridicule
Post by: Traveshamockery on May 21, 2009, 09:44:11 AM
Quote from: Lord Undies on May 21, 2009, 08:25:43 AM
You can't live in an Aston-Martin.  Too cramped.  You pull it into the driveway of your van down by the river.



You all are cracking me up today!

 :rotf: :rotf: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Daily Double: DU homeless survey & AdBot ridicule
Post by: RobJohnson on May 21, 2009, 09:45:01 AM
That poll proves to me that Obama has fixed the homeless problem.  :lmao:

They forgot one poll option.

If it wasn't for the sofa in my parent's basement I don't know what I would do. 15670 Votes.