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Title: a-dam. A-dam.. A-Dam! A-DAM!!! All the LadyBugs want ADAM!!!!
Post by: CC27 on May 20, 2009, 04:42:42 PM
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LaydeeBug  (856 posts)       Wed May-20-09 04:22 PM
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a-dam. A-dam.. A-Dam! A-DAM!!! All the LadyBugs want ADAM!!!!
 Hi everyone!

Straight but not narrow supporter of equal rights here just offering up this small prayer for tonight's AI festivities.

Dear God,

Let Adam Lambert have a boyfriend. Please let him kiss him full on the mouth should he win this evening.
PLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE let those FOX people have to THROW A FREAKING TICKER TAPE PARADE right there and then while it is happening.

Thanks, I promise to try my best at being reasonably good.

The Laydee


I will never ever understand these people.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=221x132271
Title: Re: a-dam. A-dam.. A-Dam! A-DAM!!! All the LadyBugs want ADAM!!!!
Post by: Mike220 on May 20, 2009, 04:53:22 PM
Umm... what?
Title: Re: a-dam. A-dam.. A-Dam! A-DAM!!! All the LadyBugs want ADAM!!!!
Post by: thundley4 on May 20, 2009, 04:57:51 PM
What will they do when in a year or two, he announces he has AIDS?
Title: Re: a-dam. A-dam.. A-Dam! A-DAM!!! All the LadyBugs want ADAM!!!!
Post by: Mike220 on May 20, 2009, 04:58:35 PM
What will they do when in a year or two, he announces he has AIDS?

Blame it on the CIA, BushCo and the VRWC.
Title: Re: a-dam. A-dam.. A-Dam! A-DAM!!! All the LadyBugs want ADAM!!!!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 20, 2009, 05:03:56 PM
So they're hoping that a contestant on a reality show is gay and wins the contest so that it makes some sort of statement? :mental:
Title: Re: a-dam. A-dam.. A-Dam! A-DAM!!! All the LadyBugs want ADAM!!!!
Post by: Chris_ on May 20, 2009, 05:14:35 PM
So they're hoping that a contestant on a reality show is gay and wins the contest so that it makes some sort of statement? :mental:

They're idiots. You really shouldn't expect too much out of them.
Title: Re: a-dam. A-dam.. A-Dam! A-DAM!!! All the LadyBugs want ADAM!!!!
Post by: Tantal on May 20, 2009, 05:44:30 PM
I think some there are just pulling for him because he's gay. Personally, I think he's looked like a professional in a pack of amateurs the whole season and hope he wins. I've got no political axe to grind, I just think he's the most talented of the bunch. The DUmmies would vote for William Hung if they suspected he was a turd-burglar.
Title: Re: a-dam. A-dam.. A-Dam! A-DAM!!! All the LadyBugs want ADAM!!!!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 20, 2009, 05:48:17 PM
I think some there are just pulling for him because he's gay. Personally, I think he's looked like a professional in a pack of amateurs the whole season and hope he wins. I've got no political axe to grind, I just think he's the most talented of the bunch. The DUmmies would vote for William Hung if they suspected he was a turd-burglar.

So this dude is actually gay?  It's not just speculation or wishful thinking on the DUmmies part?
Title: Re: a-dam. A-dam.. A-Dam! A-DAM!!! All the LadyBugs want ADAM!!!!
Post by: Lord Undies on May 20, 2009, 05:53:59 PM
So this dude is actually gay?  It's not just speculation or wishful thinking on the DUmmies part?
(http://i41.tinypic.com/28hl9q8.jpg)
Title: Re: a-dam. A-dam.. A-Dam! A-DAM!!! All the LadyBugs want ADAM!!!!
Post by: Lord Undies on May 20, 2009, 05:55:25 PM
(http://i42.tinypic.com/1563atw.jpg)
Title: Re: a-dam. A-dam.. A-Dam! A-DAM!!! All the LadyBugs want ADAM!!!!
Post by: Mike220 on May 20, 2009, 05:55:54 PM
Where the hell was the spork alert on those!!??

 :2muchgay: :spork: :spork: :spork:
Title: Re: a-dam. A-dam.. A-Dam! A-DAM!!! All the LadyBugs want ADAM!!!!
Post by: Tantal on May 20, 2009, 05:56:43 PM
Seriesly, Undies! Bitch-slap for failure to provide spork alert.
Title: Re: a-dam. A-dam.. A-Dam! A-DAM!!! All the LadyBugs want ADAM!!!!
Post by: Lord Undies on May 20, 2009, 05:57:35 PM
(http://i40.tinypic.com/1jncsi.jpg)
Title: Re: a-dam. A-dam.. A-Dam! A-DAM!!! All the LadyBugs want ADAM!!!!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 20, 2009, 05:59:50 PM
Spork alert next time, Undies!
Title: Re: a-dam. A-dam.. A-Dam! A-DAM!!! All the LadyBugs want ADAM!!!!
Post by: Lord Undies on May 20, 2009, 06:02:30 PM
(http://i41.tinypic.com/15rnnyr.jpg)

the REAL Adam Lambert:  freckled red head
Title: Re: a-dam. A-dam.. A-Dam! A-DAM!!! All the LadyBugs want ADAM!!!!
Post by: Lord Undies on May 20, 2009, 06:05:22 PM
Seriesly, Undies! Bitch-slap for failure to provide spork alert.

I thought the thread title alone implied Spork Alert.

Grow up!   :tongue:
Title: Re: a-dam. A-dam.. A-Dam! A-DAM!!! All the LadyBugs want ADAM!!!!
Post by: Chris on May 20, 2009, 06:06:09 PM
Yeah, that's pretty gay.  And they wonder why nobody takes them seriously. :mental:
Title: Re: a-dam. A-dam.. A-Dam! A-DAM!!! All the LadyBugs want ADAM!!!!
Post by: Tantal on May 20, 2009, 06:15:17 PM
Ginger Kids have a disease causing them to have red hair, freckles, and an aversion to sunlight. This disease is called.......Gingervitis. :-)
Title: Re: a-dam. A-dam.. A-Dam! A-DAM!!! All the LadyBugs want ADAM!!!!
Post by: Lord Undies on May 20, 2009, 06:17:17 PM
Ginger Kids have a disease causing them to red hair, freckles, and an aversion to sunlight. This disease is called.......Gingervitis. :-)

 :rimshot:
Title: Re: a-dam. A-dam.. A-Dam! A-DAM!!! All the LadyBugs want ADAM!!!!
Post by: Mike220 on May 20, 2009, 06:21:52 PM
Ginger Kids have a disease causing them to red hair, freckles, and an aversion to sunlight. This disease is called.......Gingervitis. :-)

OK, Cartman...
Title: Re: a-dam. A-dam.. A-Dam! A-DAM!!! All the LadyBugs want ADAM!!!!
Post by: Tantal on May 20, 2009, 06:52:25 PM
OK, Cartman...
I knew Undies wouldn't get it.
Title: Re: a-dam. A-dam.. A-Dam! A-DAM!!! All the LadyBugs want ADAM!!!!
Post by: PatriotGame on May 20, 2009, 07:21:21 PM
Blame it on the CIA, BushCo and the VRWC.
The VRWC can neither confirm nor deny the existence of any "Automated Insurgency Deployment System" devices underneath its umbrella of black ops programs.

EOT
Title: Re: a-dam. A-dam.. A-Dam! A-DAM!!! All the LadyBugs want ADAM!!!!
Post by: Duke Nukum on May 20, 2009, 07:40:39 PM
So this is about American Idol or something?
Title: Re: a-dam. A-dam.. A-Dam! A-DAM!!! All the LadyBugs want ADAM!!!!
Post by: Lord Undies on May 20, 2009, 08:02:19 PM
So this is about American Idol or something?

No.
Title: Re: a-dam. A-dam.. A-Dam! A-DAM!!! All the LadyBugs want ADAM!!!!
Post by: Duke Nukum on May 20, 2009, 08:34:14 PM
No.

Okay then, is it about a dam?
Title: Re: a-dam. A-dam.. A-Dam! A-DAM!!! All the LadyBugs want ADAM!!!!
Post by: thundley4 on May 20, 2009, 08:41:09 PM
I think Lambert is pretty hot and sexy.






















Miranda Lambert, that is.
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i235/YNNAD1/MirandaLambert1.jpg)(http://myplay.com/files/video_stills/mirandalamber_kerosene480.jpg)
Title: Re: a-dam. A-dam.. A-Dam! A-DAM!!! All the LadyBugs want ADAM!!!!
Post by: Lord Undies on May 20, 2009, 08:44:05 PM
Okay then, is it about a dam?

A damn what?
Title: Re: a-dam. A-dam.. A-Dam! A-DAM!!! All the LadyBugs want ADAM!!!!
Post by: NHSparky on May 20, 2009, 08:48:05 PM
What?!?!??  Someone in Hollywierd is a pillow biter!  Oh NOES!!!11!!eleventyone!!!
Title: Re: a-dam. A-dam.. A-Dam! A-DAM!!! All the LadyBugs want ADAM!!!!
Post by: Lord Undies on May 20, 2009, 09:04:41 PM
What?!?!??  Someone in Hollywierd is a pillow biter!  Oh NOES!!!11!!eleventyone!!!

Adam Lambert lost the competetion.  Sorry, Little Goons. 
Title: Re: a-dam. A-dam.. A-Dam! A-DAM!!! All the LadyBugs want ADAM!!!!
Post by: thundley4 on May 20, 2009, 09:15:18 PM
Adam Lambert lost the competetion.  Sorry, Little Goons. 
There was a disturbance in the force, as if a million fairies stamped their dainty little feet.
Title: Re: a-dam. A-dam.. A-Dam! A-DAM!!! All the LadyBugs want ADAM!!!!
Post by: Lord Undies on May 20, 2009, 09:21:33 PM
There was a disturbance in the force, as if a million fairies stamped their dainty little feet.

It hasn't been broadcast on the west coast yet....but the Little Goons who are in the know are in an uproar.  I don't have the energy to follow it, tho.

The guy who won, a very talented young man from Arkansas, is a clean-cut Christian boy - not a hillbilly at all, and just ads fuel to the fairy fire.

I told my wife and her friend almost two weeks ago that Chris would win in the end.  I was right.  As always.
Title: Re: a-dam. A-dam.. A-Dam! A-DAM!!! All the LadyBugs want ADAM!!!!
Post by: Odin's Hand on May 20, 2009, 09:29:51 PM
We here at CC win as well because DUmmies heads be explodin'.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: a-dam. A-dam.. A-Dam! A-DAM!!! All the LadyBugs want ADAM!!!!
Post by: Chris_ on May 20, 2009, 09:44:05 PM
LMAO !!!!!

"The fundies organized"

Yes I do believe they did !