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Title: From AARP
Post by: Wayne on May 20, 2009, 09:04:14 AM
From the American Association Of Retired People 

Questions and Answers from AARP Forum 
 
Q: Where can men over the age
of 60 find younger, sexy
women who are interested
in them?
 A: Try a bookstore under fiction.
 
Q: What can a man do while his
wife is going through
menopause?
 A: Keep busy.. If you're handy with
tools, you can finish the basement.
When you're done you'll have a
place to live.
 
Q: Someone has told me that
menopause is mentioned in
the bible. Is that true?
Where can it be found?
 A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass
all the way to  Egypt ."
 
Q: How can you increase the
heart rate of your 60-plus
year old husband?
 A: Tell him you're pregnant.
 
Q: How can you avoid that
terrible curse of the elderly
wrinkles?
 A: Take off your glasses.
 
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
 A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
 
Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
 A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
 
Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
 A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
 
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
 A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
 
Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
 A: On their foreheads.
 
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
 A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
 
SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?
 

 

Title: Re: From AARP
Post by: seabelle on May 24, 2009, 11:36:32 AM
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Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
 A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

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