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Title: Primitive Clio finds Gitmo detainees kind of hawt.
Post by: DULurkster on May 19, 2009, 10:51:02 PM

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x8420746

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SamCooke  (214 posts)     Tue May-19-09 11:12 PM
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I finally understand the "I want Obama to get angry" crowd

I want him to find the nearest camera and call everyone that is going on TV saying how these detainees are dangerous and they don't want them in their state an idiot. And I also want him to attack fellow democrats becuz they are showing the same level of stupidity.

...idiotic to think suspected terrorist is dangerous . OK... But Clio will not be "out-liberaled" and responds....

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Clio the Leo  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)     Tue May-19-09 11:19 PM
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3. I want him to keep thinking ....... and reading ......... and thinking.....

..... and reading ....... and thinking.

And I will volunteer to take ONE of the detainees in myself ....... if he can find me a cute one.

..... who can cook.

:loser:

Title: Re: Primitive Clio finds Gitmo detainees kind of hawt.
Post by: Vagabond on May 19, 2009, 11:00:40 PM

I say we hook Clio up with KSM.

Title: Re: Primitive Clio finds Gitmo detainees kind of hawt.
Post by: thundley4 on May 19, 2009, 11:02:40 PM

Quote from: Vagabond on May 19, 2009, 11:00:40 PM

I say we hook Clio up with KSM.

How about making her a cell mate with Troy Davis?

Title: Re: Primitive Clio finds Gitmo detainees kind of hawt.
Post by: AllosaursRus on May 19, 2009, 11:31:31 PM

That has to be the stupidest thing I have ever read!

Title: Re: Primitive Clio finds Gitmo detainees kind of hawt.
Post by: Vagabond on May 20, 2009, 12:40:12 AM

Quote from: thundley4 on May 19, 2009, 11:02:40 PM

How about making her a cell mate with Troy Davis?

That would work.  I was just thinking that KSM looks like Ron Jeremy.  We know skanks apparently like Ron Jeremy, so we should give this DUmmie RJ's body double.

Title: Re: Primitive Clio finds Gitmo detainees kind of hawt.
Post by: Karin on May 20, 2009, 10:58:06 AM

When do we start collecting the nominations for 2009 stupidest posts?  This is painful stupid on so many levels (which are obvious to the readers here). 

By all means!  Hook her up with KSM!  He's so swarthy and exotic and handsome, it will be just like the Arabian Nights!!!!!!

Title: Re: Primitive Clio finds Gitmo detainees kind of hawt.
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 20, 2009, 11:35:29 AM

Yeah, the DUmmette would love to have an exotic raghead, until he pulled out a filet knife to take care of that circumcision she failed to have as a child.

Title: Re: Primitive Clio finds Gitmo detainees kind of hawt.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 20, 2009, 11:36:41 AM

There used to be an internet joke letter about Rumsfeld notifying liberals they had been "volunteered" to take in terrorists.

Never underestimate the power of DU to turn parody into reality.

Title: Re: Primitive Clio finds Gitmo detainees kind of hawt.
Post by: Tantal on May 20, 2009, 05:55:18 PM

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Clio the Leo  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)     Tue May-19-09 11:19 PM
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And I will volunteer to take ONE of the detainees in myself ....... if he can find me a cute one.

..... who can cook.

I've got $20 that says Clio is one of these morbidly obese women (or men) that has eaten herself into a wheelchair. Notice she'll risk a beheading in order to find someone so non-discriminatory as to be willing to throw her (or him) the sausage.....and that can cook a fine meal afterwards.

Title: Re: Primitive Clio finds Gitmo detainees kind of hawt.
Post by: AllosaursRus on May 21, 2009, 01:02:03 AM

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Clio the Leo  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)     Tue May-19-09 11:19 PM
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3. I want him to keep thinking ....... and reading ......... and thinking.....

..... and reading ....... and thinking.

And I will volunteer to take ONE of the detainees in myself ....... if he can find me a cute one.

..... who can cook.

Lord, if we could only make that happen!

Title: Re: Primitive Clio finds Gitmo detainees kind of hawt.
Post by: happy1ga on May 21, 2009, 01:04:07 AM

Maybe we can start up a Match.com for DUmmies and Gitmo detainees? I can see that working.