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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BannedFromDU on May 19, 2009, 04:30:26 PM
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RememberWellstone (1000+ posts) Tue May-19-09 08:45 PM
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I think Bush is behind the swine flu.
I seriously believe he had something to do with this "outbreak" of the Swine flu.
He is bosom buddies with the President of Mexico and I think he is trying to derail President Obama's vision by creating chaos. The virus started in Mexico, correct? And was spread to U.S. via people. I think Bush asked the Mexican President or someone in his administration to send some infected people across the border.
Think about it, all the leftover Bushies in Washington are wrecking the economy, there are no plans to stop the war, Gitmo is still in business and now we have an outbreak of a disease? Call me mad, but this is starting to look a lot like Bush running Washington.
Good grief (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=8420047&mesg_id=8420047)
Hey, RememberWellstone...know how I remember Wellstone?
(http://news.minnesota.publicradio.org/features/2003/02/21_zdechlikm_wellstonecrash/images/cockpit_large.jpg)
Like that.
How's it feel to have someone say something stupid and nasty about someone you respect?
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RememberWellstone (1000+ posts) Tue May-19-09 08:45 PM
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I think Bush is behind the swine flu...
I'd be disappointed if he wasn't.
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Call me mad, but this is starting to look a lot like Bush running Washington.
You're not only mad, YOU ARE ****ING STUPID!
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I'd be disappointed if he wasn't.
Seems more like a Rovian plot to me.
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RememberWellstone (1000+ posts) Tue May-19-09 04:45 PM
Original message
I think Bush is behind the swine flu.
I seriously believe he had something to do with this "outbreak" of the Swine flu.
He is bosom buddies with the President of Mexico and I think he is trying to derail President Obama's vision by creating chaos. The virus started in Mexico, correct? And was spread to U.S. via people. I think Bush asked the Mexican President or someone in his administration to send some infected people across the border.
Think about it, all the leftover Bushies in Washington are wrecking the economy, there are no plans to stop the war, Gitmo is still in business and now we have an outbreak of a disease? Call me mad, but this is starting to look a lot like Bush running Washington.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x8420047
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Seems more like a Rovian plot to me.
To speak of one is to speak of the other...they are of singular mind and purpose.
We bow before their terrible majesty.
:bow:
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The Little Goons have always been so unsecure in their mental illness that they feel they must cover every base. They would rather have boiling acid poured through a funnel down their throats than think a republican pulled the wool over their eyes. It's psychotic.
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Did the DUmmies forget that swine flu broke out AFTER 0Bama visited Mexico, and that one of the people who met him came down with it? Seems like 0Bama may be a carrier.
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This is right up there with causing Hurricane Katrina. The VRWC strikes again!
:lmao:
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RememberWellstone (1000+ posts) Tue May-19-09 08:45 PM
Original message
I think Bush is behind the swine flu.
I seriously believe he had something to do with this "outbreak" of the Swine flu.
He is bosom buddies with the President of Mexico and I think he is trying to derail President Obama's vision by creating chaos. The virus started in Mexico, correct? And was spread to U.S. via people. I think Bush asked the Mexican President or someone in his administration to send some infected people across the border.
Think about it, all the leftover Bushies in Washington are wrecking the economy, there are no plans to stop the war, Gitmo is still in business and now we have an outbreak of a disease? Call me mad, but this is starting to look a lot like Bush running Washington.
Of course he's behind it, but it's somewhat complex. Way back when he sank Atlantis the Atlanteans had been working on some strains of disease. Not this particular flu, mind you, but something very close. Recently Rove, back in the pre-Atlantis days known as KaRovus, discovered that the strain that the Atlanteans were working on could be mutated to the advantage of the BFEE. This is where "complex" comes in. In order for the mutation to take affect many conditions had to be met. The first was that the vial containing the strain had to be inundated with salt water for exactly 345 days. This means that the VRWC Time Machine would have to come into play, but there's more.
On the 343 day the sea water had to reach a certain tempature for the remaining days. I don't know the exact temp as that is still classified; however, I do know that it is well above the normal sea tempature in the area. For this the VRWC Earthquake Machine had to be used. An under ocean tremor had to be set off that would be strong enough to release magma to heat the water. The tricky part was that the tremor had to be close enough that the magma would heat the water to the correct level, but far enough away that it would not damage the actual vial.
When all that was done there was concern that the change in pressure from the sea bottom to the surface would destroy the vial. For this the VRWC Typhoon Machine was brought in. They now have this machine fine tuned enough that it can SLOWLY and GENTLY blow the water away to a degree that a man can be lowed to the DRY sea bed to simply pick up the vial.
There was one other item collected from the ruins of Atlantis on that trip. I don't know what it was, but it's presence had both W and KaRovus laughing with glee. Too bad TiT wasn't still around. With his super-duper SEAL Green Beret Pilot Boat training he may could have stopped it.
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Damn, you're good, sir.
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Maybe GWB knew the flu was coming and ignored the threat. LIFOP, instead of MIFOP.
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Of course he's behind it, but it's somewhat complex. Way back when he sank Atlantis the Atlanteans had been working on some strains of disease. Not this particular flu, mind you, but something very close. Recently Rove, back in the pre-Atlantis days known as KaRovus, discovered that the strain that the Atlanteans were working on could be mutated to the advantage of the BFEE. This is where "complex" comes in. In order for the mutation to take affect many conditions had to be met. The first was that the vial containing the strain had to be inundated with salt water for exactly 345 days. This means that the VRWC Time Machine would have to come into play, but there's more.
On the 343 day the sea water had to reach a certain tempature for the remaining days. I don't know the exact temp as that is still classified; however, I do know that it is well above the normal sea tempature in the area. For this the VRWC Earthquake Machine had to be used. An under ocean tremor had to be set off that would be strong enough to release magma to heat the water. The tricky part was that the tremor had to be close enough that the magma would heat the water to the correct level, but far enough away that it would not damage the actual vial.
When all that was done there was concern that the change in pressure from the sea bottom to the surface would destroy the vial. For this the VRWC Typhoon Machine was brought in. They now have this machine fine tuned enough that it can SLOWLY and GENTLY blow the water away to a degree that a man can be lowed to the DRY sea bed to simply pick up the vial.
There was one other item collected from the ruins of Atlantis on that trip. I don't know what it was, but it's presence had both W and KaRovus laughing with glee. Too bad TiT wasn't still around. With his super-duper SEAL Green Beret Pilot Boat training he may could have stopped it.
Ya know what really sucks right now? I have to stifle my hysterical laughing at your post, Flippy, else I'll wake up Mrs. BSS and The Heiress. H5 to try to make it up, though.
:lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:
Even Oreo, our cat, thinks your post is hilarious. (I knew I was the chief of staff for a pretty smart cat!)
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We all know that Rove is Bush's BFF. Busted. :evillaugh:
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Of course he's behind it, but it's somewhat complex. Way back when he sank Atlantis the Atlanteans had been working on some strains of disease. Not this particular flu, mind you, but something very close. Recently Rove, back in the pre-Atlantis days known as KaRovus, discovered that the strain that the Atlanteans were working on could be mutated to the advantage of the BFEE. This is where "complex" comes in. In order for the mutation to take affect many conditions had to be met. The first was that the vial containing the strain had to be inundated with salt water for exactly 345 days. This means that the VRWC Time Machine would have to come into play, but there's more.
On the 343 day the sea water had to reach a certain tempature for the remaining days. I don't know the exact temp as that is still classified; however, I do know that it is well above the normal sea tempature in the area. For this the VRWC Earthquake Machine had to be used. An under ocean tremor had to be set off that would be strong enough to release magma to heat the water. The tricky part was that the tremor had to be close enough that the magma would heat the water to the correct level, but far enough away that it would not damage the actual vial.
When all that was done there was concern that the change in pressure from the sea bottom to the surface would destroy the vial. For this the VRWC Typhoon Machine was brought in. They now have this machine fine tuned enough that it can SLOWLY and GENTLY blow the water away to a degree that a man can be lowed to the DRY sea bed to simply pick up the vial.
There was one other item collected from the ruins of Atlantis on that trip. I don't know what it was, but it's presence had both W and KaRovus laughing with glee. Too bad TiT wasn't still around. With his super-duper SEAL Green Beret Pilot Boat training he may could have stopped it.
Nawh........it happened a lot simplier than that.
While they were running all those experiments, Nancy Po-lucy broke into the hog pen out behind the White House. She was trying to seduce one of the San Francisco queer hogs to vote for her.....and she caught something.
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Over at Moonbattery, we have a troll named "GhostofWellstone," and we were speculating whether this was the same creature. Very loony left with consistently unconvincing arguments. A very unlikable beast. I looked at this thread, and even the DUmmies seemed embarassed by it. That's saying something.