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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Mr Mannn on May 18, 2009, 02:44:42 AM
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I was in a small seaside town sitting in an outdoor cafe. A truck pulls to a stop, the back opens and out pours dozens of...Deadly Ninjas!
I jumped and ran and they chased me. Through buildings and parks, even through my child hood home (which is in Phoenix).
The Deadly Ninjas were throwing sea urchins at me. The spines would sink deep into wood and even into stone walls, and i was treating the sea urchins like they were deadly poison!
At one point I was corned in a high school class room (I couldn't go outside because there were dinosaurs out there) and I was forced into a sword fight with a Deadly Ninja. Piercing his heart (the kids seemed impressed at my display of ninja skill), I turned and opened the door to the hall, and stopped.
There I was face to face with hundreds of...Deadly Ninjas!
I was so shocked, that I woke up!
Hmmm, looking back I can see the symptoms leading up to this. Late 8 PM dinner, and going to bed at 9. I woke up at 1:30 AM and its 2:10 right now.
It really wasn't that scary, but I'm not going back to bed anytime soon either.
Now that I think about it, I should have realized I was in a dream. Teenagers would never be impressed at any display of skill by me.
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It really wasn't that scary, but I'm not going back to bed anytime soon either.
We all understand, Deadly Ninjas, Sea Urchins, and Dinosaurs are Serious Business! :o You can always catch a bit of sleep, come daylight, when it's safe :bow:
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At least you aren't having nightmares about catybarras like my daughter has been! Ninjas are good, normal nightmare fare...catybarras, not so much!
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Talk about your nightmares, I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night, alive as you or me. Said I, "But Joe, you're ten years dead". "I never died", said he. Then Joan Boaz jumped out of the bushes dressed as a Deadly Lesbian Ninja and I woke up screaming something about Ole Dixie.
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Talk about your nightmares, I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night, alive as you or me. Said I, "But Joe, you're ten years dead". "I never died", said he. Then Joan Boaz jumped out of the bushes dressed as a Deadly Lesbian Ninja and I woke up screaming something about Ole Dixie.
I'll bet that drove her down.
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I'll bet that drove her down.
But not as bad as the nightmare when I got chased by the Big Yellow Taxi.
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I was in a small seaside town sitting in an outdoor cafe. A truck pulls to a stop, the back opens and out pours ...Chuck Norris!
I jumped and ran and he chased me. Through buildings and parks, even through my child hood home (which is in Phoenix).
Chuck Norriswas throwing sea urchins at me. The spines would sink deep into wood and even into stone walls, and i was treating the sea urchins like they were deadly poison!
At one point I was corned in a high school class room (I couldn't go outside because there were dinosaurs out there) and I was forced into a sword fight with Chuck Norris. Piercing his heart (the kids seemed impressed at my display of ninja skill), I turned and opened the door to the hall, and stopped.
There I was face to face with to my horror ...Chuck Norris!
I was so shocked, that I woke up!
Hmmm, looking back I can see the symptoms leading up to this. Late 8 PM dinner, and going to bed at 9. I woke up at 1:30 AM and its 2:10 right now.
It really wasn't that scary, but I'm not going back to bed anytime soon either.
Now that I think about it, I should have realized I was in a dream. Teenagers would never be impressed at any display of skill by me.
Dude, you can't kill Chuck Norris!