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Title: Biden Reveals Location of Secret VP Bunker
Post by: Bluesuiter-Retired on May 17, 2009, 12:09:44 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/05/17/oops-biden-reveals-location-secret-vp-bunker/

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Vice President Joe Biden, well-known for his verbal gaffes, may have finally outdone himself, divulging potentially classified information meant to save the life of a sitting vice president.

According to a report, while recently attending the Gridiron Club dinner in Washington, an annual event where powerful politicians and media elite get a chance to cozy up to one another, Biden told his dinnermates about the existence of a secret bunker under the old U.S. Naval Observatory, which is now the home of the vice president.

The bunker is believed to be the secure, undisclosed location former Vice President Dick Cheney remained under protection in secret after the 9/11 attacks.

Eleanor Clift, Newsweek magazine's Washington contributing editor, said Biden revealed the location while filling in for President Obama at the dinner, who, along with Grover Cleveland, is the only president to skip the gathering.

According to the report, Biden "said a young naval officer giving him a tour of the residence showed him the hideaway, which is behind a massive steel door secured by an elaborate lock with a narrow connecting hallway lined with shelves filled with communications equipment."


What a phucking moron!

What is it about keeping secrets  SECRET don't democrats get?????

Hundreds of millions have been spent constructing these bunkers to protect the federal government in the event of an attack with NBC weapons, and democrats keep divulging their location.

It wasn't until a senior democrat senator opened his flap about Greenbrier that the public had absolutely no knowledge of the massive bunker designed to protect members of the U.S. government.

It made absolutely no sense to me for NORAD to shut down their operations in Cheyenne Mountain.  A rumor has been floating around for years that there is a bunker buried DEEPER in the mountains, either on the east or west, than Cheyenne Mountain.   Not sure if it is true, but if it is and a democrat finds out where it is, you can bet they will quickly reveal it's location.



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Title: Re: Biden Reveals Location of Secret VP Bunker
Post by: Lord Undies on May 17, 2009, 12:31:35 PM
Chances are Biden has been told bad information because it was assumed he would blab.  It's sort of like how I use to tell my kids all the Christmas presents were hidden at grandma's when they were really in the trunk of my car.
Title: Re: Biden Reveals Location of Secret VP Bunker
Post by: Baruch Menachem on May 17, 2009, 01:18:27 PM
If Biden dies of this stupidity, I will not mourn.

Of course, I will probably be dying at the same time from some other biden stupidity, so I wouldn't get the the chance, but I am just saying...
Title: Re: Biden Reveals Location of Secret VP Bunker
Post by: Lacarnut on May 17, 2009, 01:23:17 PM
All I can say is that the Doctors must have taken out more cranial matter during brain surgery than we were led to believe or he is just a natural born dumb ass.  
Title: Re: Biden Reveals Location of Secret VP Bunker
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 17, 2009, 01:26:22 PM
You know Joe, you can die from hoof and mouth disease.
Title: Re: Biden Reveals Location of Secret VP Bunker
Post by: Texacon on May 17, 2009, 02:43:36 PM
Chances are Biden has been told bad information because it was assumed he would blab.  It's sort of like how I use to tell my kids all the Christmas presents were hidden at grandma's when they were really in the trunk of my car.

Who told you all the Christmas presents were at grandmas?!

 :lmao:

KC
Title: Re: Biden Reveals Location of Secret VP Bunker
Post by: Ptarmigan on May 17, 2009, 02:44:03 PM
Biden can't keep his mouth shut.
Title: Re: Biden Reveals Location of Secret VP Bunker
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 17, 2009, 03:33:14 PM
The compromise would be a lot more of a danger to the country if he wasn't the VP we were protecting.
Title: Re: Biden Reveals Location of Secret VP Bunker
Post by: GoldieAZ on May 17, 2009, 03:57:32 PM
Biden as VP was/is the best life insurance policy Ohole could get.
Title: Re: Biden Reveals Location of Secret VP Bunker
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 17, 2009, 03:57:54 PM
Ya know, I don't know what's gonna get Ole Slow Joe first--his head up his ass, or his feet down his throat. :thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Title: Re: Biden Reveals Location of Secret VP Bunker
Post by: Hawkgirl on May 17, 2009, 04:39:56 PM
Biden has outdone himself again...Bravo...Dumbass :clap:
Title: Re: Biden Reveals Location of Secret VP Bunker
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 17, 2009, 08:37:45 PM
And the media called Dan Quayle stupid. :banghead:
Title: Re: Biden Reveals Location of Secret VP Bunker
Post by: Chris_ on May 17, 2009, 09:08:54 PM
Biden can't keep his mouth shut.
That's because he keeps his feet in there.
Title: Re: Biden Reveals Location of Secret VP Bunker
Post by: TheSarge on May 18, 2009, 05:50:26 AM
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What is it about keeping secrets  SECRET don't democrats get?????

The VP is the type...and we've all known one...that wants everyone to be as impressed with how smart he is as HE is...so he's constantly shooting off his mouth on stuff he either shouldn't be saying...or doesn't know the facts on...for the sole purpose of tyring to impress them with how cool or how smart or how "in the know" he is.

Baseball had "Shoeless Joe"

Politics has "Clueless" Joe.

He's the Cliff Claven of the Beltway.
Title: Re: Biden Reveals Location of Secret VP Bunker
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 18, 2009, 05:53:55 AM
The VP is the type...and we've all known one...that wants everyone to be as impressed with how smart he is as HE is...so he's constantly shooting off his mouth on stuff he either shouldn't be saying...or doesn't know the facts on...for the sole purpose of tyring to impress them with how cool or how smart or how "in the know" he is.

Baseball had "Shoeless Joe"

Politics has "Clueless" Joe.

He's the Cliff Claven of the Beltway.

Are you sure he ain't TiT?
Title: Re: Biden Reveals Location of Secret VP Bunker
Post by: debk on May 18, 2009, 08:54:07 AM
'Member that commercial years ago with the egg in the frying pan....and the voice saying "this is your brain on drugs...." ?


Everytime I read about Biden's lastest "example of higher intelligence"....I think of that commercial.....


Title: Re: Biden Reveals Location of Secret VP Bunker
Post by: Duke Nukum on May 18, 2009, 08:04:37 PM
Biden as VP was/is the best life insurance policy Ohole could get.

I'd actually prefer Biden as President, he's a much funnier clown and I think he is only crazy whereas Obama is rationally insane.

I mean simply given the choice between McCain and Obama in this last election, I'd take Biden any day of the week.

In fact, I think it has been the first time in my voting life I would have preferred the VP of either side to the tops of the ticket.

Of course, my first election was 1984 and even though I wasn't really politically identified way back then it was pretty obvious that the Dems were running two VP's and since I was going into the army the next day and the only thing I really knew about Reagan was he was good for the military, my first election was a total no-brainer.  Which was a good thing since I am not sure how well my brain did work in those days.
Title: Re: Biden Reveals Location of Secret VP Bunker
Post by: DixieBelle on May 18, 2009, 09:37:39 PM
He's the Cliff Claven of the Beltway. OMG! That's so true TRG.

:rofl:
Title: Re: Biden Reveals Location of Secret VP Bunker
Post by: Chris_ on May 18, 2009, 09:46:12 PM
The VP is the type...and we've all known one...that wants everyone to be as impressed with how smart he is as HE is...so he's constantly shooting off his mouth on stuff he either shouldn't be saying...or doesn't know the facts on...for the sole purpose of tyring to impress them with how cool or how smart or how "in the know" he is.

Baseball had "Shoeless Joe"

Politics has "Clueless" Joe.

He's the Cliff Claven of the Beltway.
Cliff Claven was harmless though.  Clueless Joe can send us all up the river.