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Title: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: NHSparky on May 16, 2009, 07:36:57 PM: Right heah!

Kahlua Especial and milk, and while no actual sex here since I am alone, pron is readily available on the Innerwebz.
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: Lord Undies on May 16, 2009, 07:37:52 PM: Rum and a free hand? :innocent:
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: NHSparky on May 16, 2009, 07:40:34 PM: Hopefully not both in the same hand.
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: Lord Undies on May 16, 2009, 07:43:17 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on May 16, 2009, 07:40:34 PM
Hopefully not both in the same hand.

Where's you sense of adventure?
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: Carl on May 16, 2009, 07:48:48 PM: Cheap Gin and Beer here! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: Lord Undies on May 16, 2009, 07:52:49 PM: Quote from: Carl on May 16, 2009, 07:48:48 PM
Cheap Gin and Beer here! :cheersmate:

Finally! A guy at CC who knows how to show a woman a good time.
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: NHSparky on May 16, 2009, 07:59:40 PM: 3 dudes, no women, cheap booze, dreaming of sex. This takes me back to high school...

Oh, dear God, kill me now.
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: Lord Undies on May 16, 2009, 08:04:28 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on May 16, 2009, 07:59:40 PM
3 dudes....This takes me back to high school...

Oh, dear God, kill me now.

Resist them this time. You're not in high school anymore. :tongue:
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: NHSparky on May 16, 2009, 08:17:39 PM: Quote from: Lord Undies on May 16, 2009, 08:04:28 PM
Resist them this time. You're not in high school anymore. :tongue:

Well this one time, at band camp....
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: Lord Undies on May 16, 2009, 08:36:21 PM: Quote from: NHSparky on May 16, 2009, 08:17:39 PM
Well this one time, at band camp....

I knew it! The women here aren't wrong. Yea!
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: Chris_ on May 16, 2009, 09:35:52 PM: Hey! Who's hiding the Guinness?

And I don't have the problem of sleeping alone tonight, either.

:cheersmate:

Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged wimmins!!
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 16, 2009, 10:12:59 PM: Good evening gentlemen! I hope I am not too late. :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: Crazy Horse on May 16, 2009, 10:15:17 PM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 16, 2009, 10:12:59 PM
Good evening gentlemen! I hope I am not too late. :evillaugh:

Just in time
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 16, 2009, 10:16:15 PM: I'm looking to spank. Who shall I spank first?
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 16, 2009, 10:17:04 PM: Quote from: Crazy Horse on May 16, 2009, 10:15:17 PM
Just in time

And they say I am not lucky! How are you doing most spankable you?
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 16, 2009, 10:30:25 PM: I need a hug tonight. :p
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: Tantal on May 16, 2009, 11:33:44 PM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 16, 2009, 10:30:25 PM
I need a hug tonight. :p
Typical woman. Promises a spanking, then just wants to cuddle. :tongue:
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: Celtic Rose on May 16, 2009, 11:39:12 PM: Alright, I'm here, lets get this party started!!!
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: Chris_ on May 16, 2009, 11:40:43 PM: I have the vodka... now I must fetch the cranberry juice, but I really don't feel like getting up from my desk. :p
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: Chris on May 16, 2009, 11:44:10 PM: This whisky is good but it isn't worth $25 a bottle

Maybe I should have another drink just to be sure.
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 17, 2009, 12:07:41 AM: Quote from: Tantal on May 16, 2009, 11:33:44 PM
Typical woman. Promises a spanking, then just wants to cuddle. :tongue:

I smell a corpse. LOL.
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: Schadenfreude on May 17, 2009, 12:08:58 AM: Quote from: Celtic Rose on May 16, 2009, 11:39:12 PM
Alright, I'm here, lets get this party started!!!

I need a second wind, I'm fading fast.
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: RobJohnson on May 17, 2009, 12:18:10 AM: Quote from: Tantal on May 16, 2009, 11:33:44 PM
Typical woman. Promises a spanking, then just wants to cuddle. :tongue:

:lmao:
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: RobJohnson on May 17, 2009, 12:19:18 AM: Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 17, 2009, 12:08:58 AM
I need a second wind, I'm fading fast.

Take a deep breath & close your eyes. Do you feel that tickle?
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: Chris on May 17, 2009, 12:27:24 AM: [youtube=425,350]BBoLA_BQ4tU[/youtube].
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: RobJohnson on May 17, 2009, 12:31:28 AM: :evillaugh:

Great you tube
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: RobJohnson on May 17, 2009, 01:07:45 AM: [youtube=425,350]8YCaYl-wTXs[/youtube]

:lmao:
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: Chris on May 17, 2009, 01:26:20 AM: Could be worse... :-)

(http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/thanks_jack.jpg)
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: RobJohnson on May 17, 2009, 01:48:22 AM: Quote from: Chris on May 17, 2009, 01:26:20 AM
Could be worse... :-)

(http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/thanks_jack.jpg)

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: RobJohnson on May 17, 2009, 02:10:40 AM: (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/56/120102102_3e90b97cd1.jpg) (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/56/120102102_3e90b97cd1_o.jpg)

my picture is bigger then yours

^{Resized giant-assed picture. Clicky for full size -- Chris}
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: RobJohnson on May 17, 2009, 02:45:19 AM: the week in pictures

http://news.yahoo.com/page/week_in_photos_rss?fid=20090515-1242347774
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: Chris on May 17, 2009, 02:56:16 AM: Quote from: RobJohnson on May 17, 2009, 02:45:19 AM
the week in pictures

http://news.yahoo.com/page/week_in_photos_rss?fid=20090515-1242347774

(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/michaelwaltripfire.jpg)
Oops!
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: Chris on May 17, 2009, 03:10:12 AM: Quote from: RobJohnson on May 17, 2009, 02:10:40 AM
my picture is bigger then yours

Not anymore O-)
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: RobJohnson on May 17, 2009, 03:12:07 AM: Quote from: Chris on May 17, 2009, 02:56:16 AM
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/michaelwaltripfire.jpg)
Oops!

:-)
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: NHSparky on May 17, 2009, 06:56:24 AM: Quote from: Lord Undies on May 16, 2009, 08:36:21 PM
I knew it! The women here aren't wrong. Yea!

Nowwaitjustadamnedminuteholdthe****on...they're SAYING stuff about me now?
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 17, 2009, 07:15:22 AM: DAMN! Story of my life. Sunday morning and I just slept thru another drunken orgy.
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: NHSparky on May 17, 2009, 07:19:31 AM: Nah, wasn't an orgy. Just a little cuddling.
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 17, 2009, 07:25:09 AM: Quote from: NHSparky on May 17, 2009, 07:19:31 AM
Nah, wasn't an orgy. Just a little cuddling.

Well hell. You can do that in your sleep.......can't you? So, I didn't miss much, huh?
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: RobJohnson on May 17, 2009, 04:27:22 PM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 17, 2009, 07:15:22 AM
DAMN! Story of my life. Sunday morning and I just slept thru another drunken orgy.

It was a pretty good time until the cops showed up.

They hauled Chris away for dancing on the bar naked. (again)
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: Wineslob on May 18, 2009, 10:41:12 AM: Quote from: Chris on May 17, 2009, 02:56:16 AM
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/michaelwaltripfire.jpg)
Oops!

I think this was indicative of this thread.

:evillaugh:
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: thundley4 on May 18, 2009, 10:47:49 AM: Quote from: Wineslob on May 18, 2009, 10:41:12 AM

I think this was indicative of this thread.
:evillaugh:
I think this is closer.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/thundley4/downinflames_640.jpg)
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: Wineslob on May 18, 2009, 03:23:48 PM: All booze, and no sex.........................................
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: Lord Undies on May 18, 2009, 04:27:07 PM: Quote from: Wineslob on May 18, 2009, 03:23:48 PM
All booze, and no sex.........................................

......makes Jack a dull horny boy.
Title: Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
Post by: NHSparky on May 18, 2009, 04:42:29 PM: Quote from: Lord Undies on May 18, 2009, 04:27:07 PM
......makes Jack a dull horny boy.

......makes Jack a dull, drunk horny boy.