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Title: primitives discuss weird neighbors
Post by: franksolich on May 14, 2009, 03:39:06 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8770664

Oh my.

How would someone weird judge someone else to be weird?

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JitterbugPerfume  (1000+ posts)         Thu May-14-09 04:26 PM
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Tell me about your weird neighbor

mine loves animals but hates her dog, dislikes yellow flower especially my black eyed susans,is paranoid abpout someone who keeps breaking in her house (but never taking anything) and thinks vinegar is a miracle drug.

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arbusto_baboso  (1000+ posts)      Thu May-14-09 04:28 PM
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1. I AM the weird neighbor that others complain about.

Oh.  For a minute there, I thought I was reading Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive.

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JitterbugPerfume  (1000+ posts)         Thu May-14-09 04:31 PM
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2. what makes you weird?

I am the cat lady with a compost heap .

But franksolich has lots of cats.....and the William Rivers Pitt.

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arbusto_baboso  (1000+ posts)      Thu May-14-09 04:34 PM
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3. I am an ex-mormon homebrewer, DUer (that makes me weird in my neighborhood) and I'm former Army Special Forces, a collector of British Empire militaria, have one room of my home completely filled with books (again, weird because of being in California), and I've been happily married for 17 years and have no children.

Then of course, there's my open marriage, but the neighbors don't know about that one.

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HarukaTheTrophyWife  (1000+ posts)      Thu May-14-09 04:35 PM
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4. The guy across the street does long, elaborate stretching routines in his driveway
Title: Re: primitives discuss weird neighbors
Post by: Chris on May 14, 2009, 04:05:41 PM
Just knowing that the DUmp has a sub-sub-sub-forum dedicated to the little goons in my state is enough for me. 
Title: Re: primitives discuss weird neighbors
Post by: miskie on May 14, 2009, 05:06:57 PM
How would someone weird judge someone else to be weird?

Its Bizarro World over there - I suspect the weird person is the one who pays his bills, is happily married, has a few kids, a steady full time job, a savings account, and a home in the suburbs.
Title: Re: primitives discuss weird neighbors
Post by: whiffleball on May 14, 2009, 05:59:38 PM
Got curious after looking at that link and noticing a couple of prominent gay primitives sans the "I donated to the fund drive" thingy.  I cruised (excuse the term if you please) the gay forum a bit and took note that very few are donating. 
Title: Re: primitives discuss weird neighbors
Post by: MrsSmith on May 14, 2009, 07:03:49 PM
Its Bizarro World over there - I suspect the weird person is the one who pays his bills, is happily married, has a few kids, a steady full time job, a savings account, and a home in the suburbs.
/\ H5   :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: primitives discuss weird neighbors
Post by: USA4ME on May 14, 2009, 07:13:34 PM
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arbusto_baboso

....... and have no children.

I noticed the other day the bosshog primitive admitted to not having any kids either, so we can at least be thankful that some of them aren't reproducing.

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Title: Re: primitives discuss weird neighbors
Post by: MrsSmith on May 14, 2009, 07:25:59 PM
I noticed the other day the bosshog primitive admitted to not having any kids either, so we can at least be thankful that some of them aren't reproducing.

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I wish they were just not producing.  It's far more likely that they are merely parents of dead children.  :(
Title: Re: primitives discuss weird neighbors
Post by: RobJohnson on May 15, 2009, 09:39:25 AM
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arbusto_baboso  (1000+ posts)      Thu May-14-09 04:34 PM
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3. I am just a ****ing liar.

Fixed.
Title: Re: primitives discuss weird neighbors
Post by: Wineslob on May 15, 2009, 09:41:59 AM
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JitterbugPerfume  (1000+ posts)         Thu May-14-09 04:31 PM
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2. what makes you weird?

I am the cat lady that's a compost heap .



I could have FAR too much fun with this.