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Title: Men should hold onto dongs, due to recent slashes
Post by: thundley4 on May 13, 2009, 03:35:26 PM
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Doctors are reporting an increase in the number of men being rushed to hospital after their sexual organs have been cut off by jealous wives or girlfriends.
The good news for the castrated men is that the amputated organ can be successfully reattached if it is preserved properly.
Cho Ray and Binh Dan hospitals in Ho Chi Minh City have admitted several such cases lately.
Cho Ray recently admitted a forty-year-old man from Tay Ninh Province whose jealous wife had done the dirty deed.
It was the girlfriend who took him to the hospital along with his severed member in a plastic bag inside an icebox, while the shaken and contrite wife went straight to the police
The doctors who reattached his penis say it was only successful because the girlfriend had preserved it properly for the 12 hours it took to get the man to hospital.
Link (http://www.thanhniennews.com/healthy/?catid=8&newsid=48173)
FYI:TO PRESERVE A SEVERED BODY PART:
Put it in a clean plastic bag
Add 0.9 percent salt water (standard saline solution)
Place the bag in an icebox and take it to the hospital
Do not let the severed body part come into direct contact with the ice


 :bawl: Don't let it come in contact before being severed either !!

Title: Re: Men should hold onto dongs, due to recent slashes
Post by: DixieBelle on May 13, 2009, 04:03:30 PM
Damn!

Title: Re: Men should hold onto dongs, due to recent slashes
Post by: Wineslob on May 13, 2009, 05:04:02 PM
I always heard you don't serve a sausage chilled.
Title: Re: Men should hold onto dongs, due to recent slashes
Post by: thundley4 on May 13, 2009, 05:15:11 PM
I always heard you don't serve a sausage chilled.

Vienna Sausages can be served chilled, but these were VietNamese sausages.
Title: Re: Men should hold onto dongs, due to recent slashes
Post by: Tantal on May 13, 2009, 05:33:29 PM
Since I am an ever-faithful husband, I would never have to worry about such things; however, if a woman were to remove that particular appendage, I think I could postpone my trip to the hospital long enough to empty a magazine on her. Just sayin'.
Title: Re: Men should hold onto dongs, due to recent slashes
Post by: Chris on May 13, 2009, 05:37:10 PM
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The doctors who reattached his penis say it was only successful because the girlfriend had preserved it properly for the 12 hours it took to get the man to hospital.

12 hours! :bawl: