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Title: Convict jammed penis in zipper in escape bid
Post by: bijou on May 13, 2009, 11:51:30 AM
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A prisoner escaped from jail after jamming his penis in his fly so he could be taken to hospital where he could flee.

Kelly Edney was rushed to hospital after purposely plunging his zipper into his genitals, say police.

Once at Dartmoor Hospital in Devon he asked to go to the toilet where he slipped out of his poorly-fitted handcuffs and out of the window to temporary freedom.

Unfortunately he switched straight back into his criminal ways by assaulting a woman, taking her car and then being pursued in a high-speed chase by police. ...

link (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Convict_jammed_penis_in_zipper_in_escape_bid&in_article_id=660216&in_page_id=34)
Title: Re: Convict jammed penis in zipper in escape bid
Post by: Lord Undies on May 13, 2009, 12:25:22 PM
What has a hundred teeth and holds back a monster?
Title: Re: Convict jammed penis in zipper in escape bid
Post by: Chris_ on May 13, 2009, 01:17:54 PM
Quote from: bijou on May 13, 2009, 11:51:30 AM
link (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Convict_jammed_penis_in_zipper_in_escape_bid&in_article_id=660216&in_page_id=34)
His idea just didn't fly, did it?
Title: Re: Convict jammed penis in zipper in escape bid
Post by: bijou on May 13, 2009, 01:44:57 PM
Quote from: lug-nut on May 13, 2009, 01:17:54 PM
His idea just didn't fly, did it?

Looks like an open and shut case of stupidity.
Title: Re: Convict jammed penis in zipper in escape bid
Post by: thundley4 on May 13, 2009, 01:53:08 PM
I can think of other less painful ways of getting a trip to the hospital than this.  Obviously this guy was only thinking with his smaller head. What a jerk.
Title: Re: Convict jammed penis in zipper in escape bid
Post by: NHSparky on May 13, 2009, 02:07:27 PM
Oh, damn, man!  You got the franks AND the beans?
Title: Re: Convict jammed penis in zipper in escape bid
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on May 13, 2009, 03:25:41 PM
What's his DU name?
Title: Re: Convict jammed penis in zipper in escape bid
Post by: Chris_ on May 13, 2009, 05:45:34 PM
Quote from: bijou on May 13, 2009, 01:44:57 PM
Looks like an open and shut case of stupidity.
They seem to have made quite a flap about it.
Title: Re: Convict jammed penis in zipper in escape bid
Post by: Chris_ on May 13, 2009, 05:46:49 PM
Quote from: thundley4 on May 13, 2009, 01:53:08 PM
I can think of other less painful ways of getting a trip to the hospital than this.  Obviously this guy was only thinking with his smaller head. What a jerk.
He was just tired of living in a penile institution.