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Title: Naked Man Helps Self to Stranger's Home, Bed, Computer
Post by: thundley4 on May 12, 2009, 07:59:00 PM
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KANSAS CITY, MO - A West Plaza resident came home and found a naked man lying in his bed on Monday. And as police soon discovered, he wasn't the only victim of the naked sleeper.

Police arrested the 25-year-old burglar after he was found naked, lying in a stranger's bed in the West Plaza Neighborhood in Kansas City, Mo.

The homeowner said he came home and noticed clothes on the kitchen floor and food that had been eaten. In his bedroom he found the man lying naked, asleep in his bed. He was unable to wake him and called police.

The intruder later told police he was cold, hungry, and tired. He stated he climbed on a retaining wall, accessed an unlocked window above the garage and entered the home. He said he intended to clean the house and leave before anyone noticed.

The homeowner also said the man used his computer and had visited at least one porn site.
The victims have chosen to not press charges. Police are reminding people to keep their doors and windows locked at all times.
Link (http://www.fox4kc.com/wdaf-man-naked-in-bed-51209,0,2498059.story)

No mention of sticky keys on the computer. 
















Hey, he might have spilled some food on it.  :whatever:
Title: Re: Naked Man Helps Self to Stranger's Home, Bed, Computer
Post by: Chris_ on May 12, 2009, 08:33:11 PM
Both of these stories turning up in close succession; kinda makes me wonder if the burglar mentioned in this story was this guy (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,28551.msg301213.html#msg301213).
Title: Re: Naked Man Helps Self to Stranger's Home, Bed, Computer
Post by: seemomgonuts on May 12, 2009, 10:27:40 PM
"When he looked down, he saw the big snake."


Probably the only time that poor bastard will have those words said about him in print. He should have a t-shirt made with that quote on it, at least! Yeah baby.....that quote was about me.  :naughty:


 :rotf:
Title: Re: Naked Man Helps Self to Stranger's Home, Bed, Computer
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 13, 2009, 08:13:08 AM
You know something? I don't remember all this naked news during the Bush economy.
Title: Re: Naked Man Helps Self to Stranger's Home, Bed, Computer
Post by: Chris_ on May 13, 2009, 11:10:57 AM
You know something? I don't remember all this naked news during the Bush economy.
Too much in the "stimulus package" I suppose.  :rimshot: