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Title: Snake bites man's penis in toilet
Post by: bijou on May 12, 2009, 12:15:37 PM
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A Taiwanese man became a sitting target for a snake, which bit his penis as he sat on the toilet at his rural home.

"As soon as he sat down, he suddenly felt a knife-like pain and reacted instinctively by standing up," the China Times said. "When he looked down, he saw the big snake."

The man from Nantou County in Taiwan was taken to hospital and was being treated for infection.

The reptile, believed to be a type of rat snake, was pulled out of the toilet.
link (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Snake_bites_mans_penis_in_toilet&in_article_id=656522&in_page_id=2)

Lesson learned, always check the bowl.  :-)
Title: Re: Snake bites man's penis in toilet
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 12, 2009, 12:18:18 PM
"Don't turd on me!"

 :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Snake bites man's penis in toilet
Post by: jtyangel on May 12, 2009, 12:28:09 PM
It's hard to know which snake to feel sorry for.  :uhsure:
Title: Re: Snake bites man's penis in toilet
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on May 12, 2009, 12:30:50 PM
It's hard to know which snake to feel sorry for.  :uhsure:
I wish that snake would try that with me....mine bites back!  :o :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Snake bites man's penis in toilet
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on May 12, 2009, 12:51:03 PM
Snakes Down the Drain
Title: Re: Snake bites man's penis in toilet
Post by: Chris_ on May 12, 2009, 12:52:42 PM
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"When he looked down, he saw the big snake."
I understand completely.   :uhsure:
Title: Re: Snake bites man's penis in toilet
Post by: Lord Undies on May 12, 2009, 01:04:13 PM
I understand completely.   :uhsure:

Read a lotta dime store gay porn novels do ya?
Title: Re: Snake bites man's penis in toilet
Post by: Chris_ on May 12, 2009, 01:09:10 PM
Read a lotta dime store gay porn novels do ya?
You still havin' trouble with the clutch pedal in yer car?   :-)
Title: Re: Snake bites man's penis in toilet
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 12, 2009, 01:11:01 PM
I hear the dudes wife cried....she wanted him to wait a few minutes to see if it would swell.
Title: Re: Snake bites man's penis in toilet
Post by: thundley4 on May 12, 2009, 01:23:42 PM
Toilet snake 1, trouser snake 0.
Title: Re: Snake bites man's penis in toilet
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 12, 2009, 03:28:11 PM
Toilet snake 1, trouser snake 0.

Well, there was the huge size advantage.
Title: Re: Snake bites man's penis in toilet
Post by: Eupher on May 12, 2009, 03:42:16 PM
Maybe the snake was scared of the dark.  :shucks: