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Title: DUmmies apoplectic over Miss CA, who is now responsible for her parents' divorce
Post by: BannedFromDU on May 12, 2009, 11:57:03 AM
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Boomerang Diddle  Donating Member  (298 posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list  Donate to DU!      Tue May-12-09 04:02 PM
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It should be noted that Miss "Christian Traditional Marriage" parents are DIVORCED!
   
31 "It has been said, `Anyone who divorces his wife must give her a certificate of divorce.'
32 But I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for marital unfaithfulness, causes her to become an adulteress, and anyone who marries the divorced woman commits adultery.
(Matthew 5)

18 "Anyone who divorces his wife and marries another woman commits adultery, and the man who marries a divorced woman commits adultery."
(Luke 16)

10 To the married I give this command (not I, but the Lord): A wife must not separate from her husband.
11 But if she does, she must remain unmarried or else be reconciled to her husband. And a husband must not divorce his wife.
12 To the rest I say this (I, not the Lord): If any brother has a wife who is not a believer and she is willing to live with him, he must not divorce her.
13 And if a woman has a husband who is not a believer and he is willing to live with her, she must not divorce him.
(1 Corinthians 7)

2 Some Pharisees came and tested him by asking, "Is it lawful for a man to divorce his wife?"
3 "What did Moses command you?" he replied.
4 They said, "Moses permitted a man to write a certificate of divorce and send her away."
5 "It was because your hearts were hard that Moses wrote you this law," Jesus replied.
6 "But at the beginning of creation God `made them male and female.'
7 `For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife,
8 and the two will become one flesh.' So they are no longer two, but one.
9 Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate."
10 When they were in the house again, the disciples asked Jesus about this.
11 He answered, "Anyone who divorces his wife and marries another woman commits adultery against her.
12 And if she divorces her husband and marries another man, she commits adultery."
(Mark 10)

3 Some Pharisees came to him to test him. They asked, "Is it lawful for a man to divorce his wife for any and every reason?"
4 "Haven't you read," he replied, "that at the beginning the Creator `made them male and female,'
5 and said, `For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh'?
6 So they are no longer two, but one. Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate."
7 "Why then," they asked, "did Moses command that a man give his wife a certificate of divorce and send her away?"
8 Jesus replied, "Moses permitted you to divorce your wives because your hearts were hard. But it was not this way from the beginning.
9 I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for marital unfaithfulness, and marries another woman commits adultery." (Matthew 19)

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Apparently, in Carrie Prejean's world, what the Bible says about marriage only applies to gay people and non-Christians. Isn't that special?

So, they quote Scripture that they don't believe in to make an irrelevant point (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5639064)


Hey, DUmmies? Divorce happens. It's gay MARRIAGE that she and THE MAJORITY OF CALIFORNIA VOTERS have a problem with.

But don't feel left out: you can still have your own version of divorce. Just find another corner of the bathhouse to sit in. Boom, instant gay divorce.

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ronnykmarshall  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  J      Tue May-12-09 04:03 PM
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1. I wanted to spit in her face.
   
She must have gave Donald Trump a good **** last night.

     
     Ah, jealousy. So thick and rich.


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tularetom  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)     Tue May-12-09 04:05 PM
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3. That ain't even the best part
   
I heard that the marriage broke up amid mutual accusations of homosexual behavior.

Both parents were accusing the other of having homosexual affairs.


     Oh, you HEARD. Well, that settles it. I know! Let's support gay rights by starting a SMEAR campaign: anyone who doesn't endorse something as pure, natural, and beautiful as gay marriage is a FILTHY FAGGOT!

     I wonder if that logical fallacy has yet seeped in.


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WeDidIt  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)      Tue May-12-09 04:41 PM
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12. Ten to one says in five years she's doing lesbian scenes for porno movies.
   
How much you wanna bet?



     Maybe she already did, for all I care.



What stupid, broken people these are. The great irony is that by stating her beliefs, Prejean will be more famous than she ever would have been had she won Trump's stupid contest. That's why he's going to try to hang onto her with every fiber of his being: she's keeping him on TV.
Title: Re: DUmmies apoplectic over Miss CA, who is now responsible for her parents' divorce
Post by: delilahmused on May 12, 2009, 12:16:36 PM
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WeDidIt  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)      Tue May-12-09 04:41 PM
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12. Ten to one says in five years she's doing lesbian scenes for porno movies.
   
How much you wanna bet?

Since when did a role in a movie equal reality? What does that say about the boys who played in Brokeback Mountain? I guess they're all trying to ignore the fact that DEAR LEADER BELIEVES EXACTLY THE SAME THING!!! All this pretend outrage from a site that has been having a gay purge of their own. Where do gays go when they've been banned from the Island? Fat Che's salon?

Cindie
Title: Re: DUmmies apoplectic over Miss CA, who is now responsible for her parents' divorce
Post by: Rebel on May 12, 2009, 12:17:33 PM
So, the f'n idiots VOTE for someone who actually DOES control policy and who holds the same views as Carrie, yet want to destroy Carrie, who has NO control over policy for simply expressing her opinion?

Logic, something absent from DU circa 2000.
Title: Re: DUmmies apoplectic over Miss CA, who is now responsible for her parents' div
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 12, 2009, 12:18:59 PM
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So, they quote Scripture that they don't believe in to make an irrelevant point

Yeah, the ****ing irony.  Not all Republicans are devout Christians.  I am one, for example.  I consider myself a Christian, but I don't read the bible, go to church, etc.  I try to lead a moral life, but I am divorced.  It was one of the hardest decisions I've ever had to make.
Title: Re: DUmmies apoplectic over Miss CA, who is now responsible for her parents' divorce
Post by: delilahmused on May 12, 2009, 12:31:30 PM
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Boomerang Diddle  Donating Member  (298 posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list  Donate to DU!      Tue May-12-09 04:02 PM
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It should be noted that Miss "Christian Traditional Marriage" parents are DIVORCED!

I believe divorce should be between a man and a woman.

Cindie
Title: Re: DUmmies apoplectic over Miss CA, who is now responsible for her parents' div
Post by: TheSarge on May 12, 2009, 12:33:58 PM
Once again the DUmmies are proudly displaying their hypocrisy when it comes to exactly WHO is allowed to exercise their 1st Amendment Rights and when.
Title: Re: DUmmies apoplectic over Miss CA, who is now responsible for her parents' div
Post by: Rebel on May 12, 2009, 12:34:43 PM
Yeah, the ****ing irony.  Not all Republicans are devout Christians.  I am one, for example.  I consider myself a Christian, but I don't read the bible, go to church, etc.  I try to lead a moral life, but I am divorced.  It was one of the hardest decisions I've ever had to make.

I'm about to join you.
Title: Re: DUmmies apoplectic over Miss CA, who is now responsible for her parents' divorce
Post by: miskie on May 12, 2009, 02:07:42 PM
Awww, they're still pissed off over Prop 8. Bless their stupid little souls.
Title: Re: DUmmies apoplectic over Miss CA, who is now responsible for her parents' divorce
Post by: franksolich on May 12, 2009, 02:15:01 PM
Awww, they're still pissed off over Prop 8. Bless their stupid little souls.

It's great, isn't it?

The primitives can be so cute, when baring their sharp pointed little teeth, jumping up and down in vexation, glaring and wiggle-waggling their armpits at each other.
Title: Re: DUmmies apoplectic over Miss CA, who is now responsible for her parents' divorce
Post by: USA4ME on May 12, 2009, 02:24:26 PM
Skin's really needs to get the tinkerbelles under control.  Maybe promise them 10% off Vaseline or something if they shut up.

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Title: Re: DUmmies apoplectic over Miss CA, who is now responsible for her parents' div
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 12, 2009, 02:26:52 PM
Skin's really needs to get the tinkerbelles under control.  Maybe promise them 10% off Vaseline or something if they shut up.

.

In 0bama's America, the tinkerbelles think they should be getting free vaseline.
Title: Re: DUmmies apoplectic over Miss CA, who is now responsible for her parents' divorce
Post by: franksolich on May 12, 2009, 02:41:22 PM
The diddling boomerang primitive doesn't understand something about Christianity.

God forgives.

And so therefore it is incumbent upon Christians to forgive.

It must be Hell, being a primitive, never able to forgive oneself for one's past mistakes.
Title: Re: DUmmies apoplectic over Miss CA, who is now responsible for her parents' divorce
Post by: BannedFromDU on May 12, 2009, 03:42:49 PM
I believe divorce should be between a man and a woman.

Cindie


      Sigh.   :blowkiss:
Title: Re: DUmmies apoplectic over Miss CA, who is now responsible for her parents' divorce
Post by: MrsSmith on May 12, 2009, 05:13:48 PM



     Oh, you HEARD. Well, that settles it. I know! Let's support gay rights by starting a SMEAR campaign: anyone who doesn't endorse something as pure, natural, and beautiful as gay marriage is a FILTHY FAGGOT!

     I wonder if that logical fallacy has yet seeped in.

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmies apoplectic over Miss CA, who is now responsible for her parents' divorce
Post by: DixieBelle on May 12, 2009, 06:55:43 PM
I'm about to join you.

what???!?!??!  Aw, man....
Title: Re: DUmmies apoplectic over Miss CA, who is now responsible for her parents' divorce
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 13, 2009, 04:21:06 AM
what???!?!??!  Aw, man....

I caught that one, too.

Kev, if you need a pair of eyes to read something that you need to rant about, you've got my email.

Tx, you're dead on.  Their motto seems to be, "Free speech for me, but not for thee."  H5 for the posting.
Title: Re: DUmmies apoplectic over Miss CA, who is now responsible for her parents' divorce
Post by: Sam Adams on May 13, 2009, 05:29:20 AM
Carrie Prejean's parents may not be Christian, even if she is.
Title: Re: DUmmies apoplectic over Miss CA, who is now responsible for her parents' divorce
Post by: jtyangel on May 13, 2009, 05:49:37 AM
This is a twist of logic that people often get caught on--if you once did something, but have straightened up since then you can never ever ever speak bad of the evil you did. I've never understood that since there isn't a chance in the heavens that any of us down here are perfect...we all will have mistakes we will regret and probably encourage others not to repeat and that does not make us hypocrites for speaking ill of something we now understand or accept to be degrading, threatening, unhealthy, or immoral. DUmmies seem to forget that most of the people counseling against drugs, alcohol, and even their beloved sacred cow of disarming the populace usually do so from a place of previous experience with those things they speak out against now. Why is it that someone can be saint for say once being a meat eater and now they are a vegetarian and member of PETA and they are somehow NOT a hypocrite or a fraud, yet if someone was once in a good marriage that goes bad and ends up divorce and *gasp* they are Christian and their child speaks for traditional values then they are the biggest frauds since Milli Vanilli.  :whatever: (I won't even point out that this young woman's parents are not HER and she is not responsible for things that those idiots see as her parents' failings)


And btw, this goes for when these young ladies pose nude or semi-nude before their success. Most women end up regretting those decisions later on, but most normal people understand youthful arrogance and folly and allow people to move past bad choices in their past. It's interesting how DUmmies are so damning and legalistic for touting how tolerant, forgiving, and loving they are. IN their own behavior, they once again point out how desperately human beings really did need a Savior who was actually capable of forgiving selflessly ie Jesus(sorry, DUmmies, Obama is not a God).
Title: Re: DUmmies apoplectic over Miss CA, who is now responsible for her parents' divorce
Post by: franksolich on May 13, 2009, 06:36:17 AM
In their own behavior, they once again point out how desperately human beings really did need a Savior who was actually capable of forgiving selflessly ie Jesus (sorry, DUmmies, Obama is not a God).

Wonderful, madam, and you hit upon the essential crux of the matter.

By refusing to acknowledge God, the primitives have backed themselves in a corner from which there is no escape.

God forgives.

With no God to forgive, the primitives can't forgive themselves for their mistakes, for their having been human.

It's got to be Hell, being a primitive.
Title: Re: DUmmies apoplectic over Miss CA, who is now responsible for her parents' divorce
Post by: jtyangel on May 13, 2009, 07:17:32 AM
Wonderful, madam, and you hit upon the essential crux of the matter.

By refusing to acknowledge God, the primitives have backed themselves in a corner from which there is no escape.

God forgives.

With no God to forgive, the primitives can't forgive themselves for their mistakes, for their having been human.

It's got to be Hell, being a primitive.

Yes, I noticed a comment of yours, frank, in the same vein and totally agree. By having no capacity to forgive others, the DUmmies can't forgive themselves. They visit the misery of that on everyone else. Being forgiving of both themselves and others allows the kind of grace rarely seen in their own democrat politicians that would afford them the humility to admit when they have made a mistake whether it be global warming, increasing taxes, or inpropriety of some kind. I've rarely seen a democrat politician admit when one of their pet projects has been disastrous or when their own behavior has been abbhorent. I have on many occasions, however, watched a good many more conservative politician apologize, make amends, resign, etc on such occasions. Not all, now, but I'd bed by and large the case is just as I said it to be.

Will they forgive perfectly? No, not possible, but it allows people to see one another as more then potential 'gotcha' moments to be used on political whim.
Title: Re: DUmmies apoplectic over Miss CA, who is now responsible for her parents' divorce
Post by: DixieBelle on May 13, 2009, 07:51:28 AM
Wonderful, madam, and you hit upon the essential crux of the matter.

By refusing to acknowledge God, the primitives have backed themselves in a corner from which there is no escape.

God forgives.

With no God to forgive, the primitives can't forgive themselves for their mistakes, for their having been human.

It's got to be Hell, being a primitive.

You and jty said a mouthful!
Title: Re: DUmmies apoplectic over Miss CA, who is now responsible for her parents' divorce
Post by: jinxmchue on May 13, 2009, 08:36:14 AM
Carrie Prejean's parents may not be Christian, even if she is.

That's an impossibility in the typical Christian-hating DUmp monkey's mind.  See, to them, Christians are only Christians because their Christian parents brainwashed them into being Christians by taking them to church every week.  They honestly believe no one ever consciously chooses to become a Christian and any Christian who claims their parents weren't Christians is a liar.
Title: Re: DUmmies apoplectic over Miss CA, who is now responsible for her parents' div
Post by: BEG on May 13, 2009, 08:38:42 AM
I believe divorce should be between a man and a woman.

Cindie


That made me laugh, H-5 for you.
Title: Re: DUmmies apoplectic over Miss CA, who is now responsible for her parents' div
Post by: BEG on May 13, 2009, 08:42:32 AM
What true Christian ever says they are perfect?  They STRIVE to live a life God would be proud of, they fail all the time.  Atheist just don't understand it.
Title: Re: DUmmies apoplectic over Miss CA, who is now responsible for her parents' div
Post by: jinxmchue on May 13, 2009, 08:48:34 AM
What true Christian ever says they are perfect? 

The ones that only exist between the DUmmies' ears?
Title: Re: DUmmies apoplectic over Miss CA, who is now responsible for her parents' divorce
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 13, 2009, 11:23:39 AM
They're just pissed because if naked pics of Jeanine Garafolo or Rachel Maddow turned-up on the internet the pics would stay buried on the internet.
Title: Re: DUmmies apoplectic over Miss CA, who is now responsible for her parents' div
Post by: thundley4 on May 13, 2009, 11:26:36 AM
They're just pissed because if naked pics of Jeanine Garafolo or Rachel Maddow turned-up on the internet the pics would stay buried on the internet.

I've done a lot of googling, but those are things that I would never consider googling for. There is not enough eye bleach in the world.  *goes off to use mind bleach*.
Title: Re: DUmmies apoplectic over Miss CA, who is now responsible for her parents' divorce
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 13, 2009, 04:12:10 PM
They're just pissed because if naked pics of Jeanine Garafolo or Rachel Maddow turned-up on the internet the pics would stay buried on the internet.

Hopefully, they'd be purged from the Internet, then the servers buried.  Miles underground.