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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Toastedturningtidelegs on May 12, 2009, 08:16:33 AM
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Oh boy! He's back! :mental:
originalpckelly (1000+ posts) Tue May-12-09 01:01 AM
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Don't mind me, I just went a little nuts and got banded.
Edited on Tue May-12-09 01:04 AM by originalpckelly
I even endeded up in the psych ward.
It's like a prison with no bars, but if you act up they keep you longer. I just kept wondering what I did so wrong that got me there, it's like being sent to the corner, and if you act up, they'll lock you up in restraints.
If only I weren't so worthless to everyone in this world.
And you guys are having like a raffle? You know what? I'm broke. So, my hopes of owning something not crappy and cool, just went down the toilet. My life is shit, hopefully, I've reached bottom. You never know, though.
Just be glad you're free, and if you've never been to the psych, thank your lucky stars.
:mental:originalpckelly (1000+ posts) Tue May-12-09 01:17 AM
Response to Reply #3
13. nice to know...
well, I know, I'm not the only one, but I felt bad.
I don't break any rules or anything, I just act nuts. Who knew wandering around looking for a guy to **** at 2:00 AM was cause to get locked away in the psych ward? Oh yeah, that mania includes wanting to jump someone's bones, not just thinking you can jump off a bridge.
:o So he's both insane and gay?......A double threat guy! :-)http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5637252
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...if you act up they keep you longer.
Really?
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Can someone translate that out of DummieSpeak for me...I'm lost I think.
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:o :mental:
originalpckelly (1000+ posts) Tue May-12-09 01:27 AM
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22. No, if there's one thing I know, it's that I think girls are icky!
Eeeeew! I'm just kitting, but seriesly, keep those boob things away from me. They scare me. Especially the big ones, I keep thinking I'm going to get my head stuck up in them and smother to death or something. Even manboobs don't do all the stuff boob-boobs do...they scare me like I said. It's like Jello. That shit just blows my ****ing mind. I'm scared of Jello. What's the deal with Jello? It's like you're going to get sucked in or something. And it makes this horrible slurping noise to, sounds like you're farting with your mouth.
Anyways, I think it must have something to do with not breast feeding. My mom who is not my mom but my aunt, says I didn't breast feed. I bet breast feeding breaks them in, kind of like those boots with the heels that hurt when you first wear them, then they wear down and you can wear them without getting those little sores on your ankles. Well, at some point, you just can't stand breaking them in any more, so we gays avoid them. Boobs, I just don't get them. And they're potential sources of death. So, I stay away from them.
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Reading that board is like observing a buncha ****ing insane people through a one-way mirror.
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What a sick thread! Do those "people" ever stop to think? They freely admit to being the scuzz/insane of the earth, but turn right around and insist we believe they know the noble political things to do.
Yeah, right. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being out looking for deviate sex at 2:00 AM. In fact, we should all be out looking for deviate sex at 2:00 AM. The 6:00 AM alarm be damned!
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Can someone translate that out of DummieSpeak for me...I'm lost I think.
It had a manic episode and got popped...they put it in the nut ward...
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Can someone translate that out of DummieSpeak for me...I'm lost I think.
He was trolling for indiscriminate homo-sex at 2am in the age of AIDS (I'm sure he had a condom so all is well) when the authorities accosted him because there are people called rapists who lurk about in bad places at 2am and he could have been one or been victim to one. He became belligerent and got himself Baker Act'ed; but instead of minding his manners he wanted to make an ass of himself just to prove he could and so they stretched out his vacation.
:o :mental:
originalpckelly (1000+ posts) Tue May-12-09 01:27 AM
Response to Reply #16
22. No, if there's one thing I know, it's that I think girls are icky!
Eeeeew! I'm just kitting, but seriesly, keep those boob things away from me. They scare me. Especially the big ones, I keep thinking I'm going to get my head stuck up in them and smother to death or something. Even manboobs don't do all the stuff boob-boobs do...they scare me like I said. It's like Jello. That shit just blows my ****ing mind. I'm scared of Jello. What's the deal with Jello? It's like you're going to get sucked in or something. And it makes this horrible slurping noise to, sounds like you're farting with your mouth.
Anyways, I think it must have something to do with not breast feeding. My mom who is not my mom but my aunt, says I didn't breast feed. I bet breast feeding breaks them in, kind of like those boots with the heels that hurt when you first wear them, then they wear down and you can wear them without getting those little sores on your ankles. Well, at some point, you just can't stand breaking them in any more, so we gays avoid them. Boobs, I just don't get them. And they're potential sources of death. So, I stay away from them.
Freud was moonbatshit crazy so if you are crazy on a Freuduan level you have managed to out-moonbat the moonbat's moonbat.
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Clearly, he either escaped or was let out way too early.
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You just know the critter is lost for all time when boobiez frighten it.
Boobiez. Good ol' harmless boobiez.
Sigh.
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He hates Boobs...good ...my chances just got better...not much, but some better.
Boobs are nasty but arseholes aren't.........SICK.
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how do you post to DU from a psyche ward? :mental:
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how do you post to DU from a psyche ward? :mental:
DU is the psych ward of the internet.
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how do you post to DU from a psyche ward? :mental:
I assume it's the home page.
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how do you post to DU from a psyche ward? :mental:
All the best psyche wards have a DU connection.........keeps 'em crazy so the doctors can keep 'em longer and charge the government more money for their care.
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Not all crazy people are libs...But all libs are crazy...
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Now wait a minute here....ain't this the DUmmie dream....a free home, free colthes, free food, free drugs and no work required?
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I bet this happens far more often than reported at the DUmp.
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I bet this happens far more often than reported at the DUmp.
Just look at how many times the DUmmies post about their mental health problems, and then compare how many conservatives have been locked up in the looney bin.
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I bet this happens far more often than reported at the DUmp.
You know, sir, I'm really intrigued by a certain phenomenon on Skins's island.
Most of the forums outside of General Discussion languish in disuse and unuse.
But if one seeks new material, there's always new stuff in the Mental Health forum, like about every hour. It's got to be the busiest minor forum there.
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Okay, if this guy was finally locked up why didn't the CIA take this golden opportunity to whack him? He was a sitting duck! No flying into mountainsides, no harassing kids on the playground, none of that stuff that also puts the assassin's life in danger. Given that he has kids he must've had relations with a woman at some point. Maybe it's her trying to do him in...I know I would.
Cindie
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Reading that board is like observing a buncha ****ing insane people through a one-way mirror.
And I pray constantly that the glass doesn't break. I'd hate to get Teh Crazy all over me.
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And I pray constantly that the glass doesn't break. I'd hate to get Teh Crazy all over me.
I have bullets. Many, many bullets.
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Another good reason to stock up on ammo. :-)
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Don't mind me, I just went a little nuts and got banded.
That sounds like it belongs on a LoL cat picture.
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What a sick thread! Do those "people" ever stop to think? They freely admit to being the scuzz/insane of the earth, but turn right around and insist we believe they know the noble political things to do.
Yeah, right. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being out looking for deviate sex at 2:00 AM. In fact, we should all be out looking for deviate sex at 2:00 AM. The 6:00 AM alarm be damned!
I often have people stop over at 2 AM for sex, but they are women. :evillaugh:
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originalpckelly (1000+ posts) Tue May-12-09 01:01 AM
Original message
Don't mind me, I just went a little nuts and got banded.
What the **** is banded? Is that what they call it when you are "banned" or simply put in the straight jacket and the straps pulled really tight? :lmao: :lmao:
I'm gay, nuts & just got out....but I support Obama!
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What the **** is banded? Is that what they call it when you are "banned" or simply put in the straight jacket and the straps pulled really tight? :lmao: :lmao:
I'm gay, nuts & just got out....but I support Obama!
(http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i310/ReeW/ad_Cowgirl.jpg)
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Hey, Ree, madam and very good and cherished friend--why are you promoting a real-estate agent?
Just curious.
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originalpckelly
Don't mind me, I just went a little nuts and got banded.
A little nuts!?! Given where you are, that would have been an improvement.
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Hey, Ree, madam and very good and cherished friend--why are you promoting a real-estate agent?
Just curious.
It's a fav for her...
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Oh.
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Okay, if this guy was finally locked up why didn't the CIA take this golden opportunity to whack him? He was a sitting duck! No flying into mountainsides, no harassing kids on the playground, none of that stuff that also puts the assassin's life in danger. Given that he has kids he must've had relations with a woman at some point. Maybe it's her trying to do him in...I know I would.
Cindie
You're thinking of the nutcase formercia.
I know it's easy to confuse DU nutcases since there's so many of them.
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You're thinking of the nutcase formercia.
I know it's easy to confuse DU nutcases since there's so many of them.
Still, CIA shoulda whacked him while they had the chance.
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Still, CIA shoulda whacked him while they had the chance.
I noticed the formica primitive's been MIA.
I wonder what's up with that.
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Holy crap that is some messed up shit right there.
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Holy crap that is some messed up shit right there.
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