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Title: Naked woman asks for cigarettes
Post by: bijou on May 11, 2009, 01:29:54 PM: Quote
CLEARWATER â€” Authorities say a Clearwater woman wasn't wearing any clothes when she knocked on stranger's door in the middle of the night to ask for cigarettes.

The Pinellas sheriff's office reports that 52-year-old Monica L. Wood went to the strange home early Friday morning. Deputies found her a short time later walking through a mobile home park wearing only boxer shorts.

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link (http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2009/may/10/naked-woman-asks-cigarettes/)

I wonder if there is another story today which can match this.
Title: Re: Naked woman asks for cigarettes
Post by: Lord Undies on May 11, 2009, 01:47:03 PM: Quote from: bijou on May 11, 2009, 01:29:54 PM
link (http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2009/may/10/naked-woman-asks-cigarettes/)

I wonder if there is another story today which can match this.

I do strange things when I run out of cigarettes too. I've been known to wear crotchless panties around my trailer park.
Title: Re: Naked woman asks for cigarettes
Post by: Eupher on May 11, 2009, 01:49:35 PM: Quote from: Lord Undies on May 11, 2009, 01:47:03 PM
I do strange things when I run out of cigarettes too. I've been known to wear crotchless panties around my trailer park.

Good god, I hope you at least wear something on your feet.

Dog turds are everywhere in your trailer park.
Title: Re: Naked woman asks for cigarettes
Post by: NHSparky on May 11, 2009, 02:04:56 PM: Lady: Can you spare a butt?

Neighbor: I'd says yours is quite big enough already!
Title: Re: Naked woman asks for cigarettes
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 11, 2009, 03:20:07 PM: It's Bill Clintons fault. He got her hooked on nicotine.
Title: Re: Naked woman asks for cigarettes
Post by: Chris_ on May 11, 2009, 05:29:44 PM: Quote from: bijou on May 11, 2009, 01:29:54 PM
link (http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2009/may/10/naked-woman-asks-cigarettes/)

I wonder if there is another story today which can match this.
Eh, just a little light humor for today. :-)
Title: Re: Naked woman asks for cigarettes
Post by: Mike220 on May 11, 2009, 05:57:25 PM: Damn, if she showed up on my doorstep I'd freak. I made the mistake of finding her picture... :bawl:
Title: Re: Naked woman asks for cigarettes
Post by: Chris on May 12, 2009, 02:22:19 AM: "Wood" is the last thing that's gonna happen around her.

:spork: http://www.theweeklyvice.com/2009/05/monica-wood-is-goes-on-nude-cigarette.html :spork:
Title: Re: Naked woman asks for cigarettes
Post by: RobJohnson on May 12, 2009, 02:53:10 AM: Quote from: Chris on May 12, 2009, 02:22:19 AM
"Wood" is the last thing that's gonna happen around her.

:spork: http://www.theweeklyvice.com/2009/05/monica-wood-is-goes-on-nude-cigarette.html :spork:

Cute girl. :uhsure:
Title: Re: Naked woman asks for cigarettes
Post by: Chris_ on May 12, 2009, 07:36:59 AM: Quote from: RobJohnson on May 12, 2009, 02:53:10 AM
Cute girl. :uhsure:
You've been in the desert waaaaay too long. :tongue:
Title: Re: Naked woman asks for cigarettes
Post by: jinxmchue on May 12, 2009, 12:12:27 PM: Quote from: Chris on May 12, 2009, 02:22:19 AM
"Wood" is the last thing that's gonna happen around her.

:spork: http://www.theweeklyvice.com/2009/05/monica-wood-is-goes-on-nude-cigarette.html :spork:

Yeah. Definitely not someone to flick your Bic to.
Title: Re: Naked woman asks for cigarettes
Post by: RobJohnson on May 13, 2009, 03:05:26 AM: Quote from: lug-nut on May 12, 2009, 07:36:59 AM
You've been in the desert waaaaay too long. :tongue:

:rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Naked woman asks for cigarettes
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 14, 2009, 06:21:58 PM: This just proves a theory of mine.
People who get naked and walk about in public are NEVER the one you want to do so.
I have no idea what make the spork alert girls do it, but they are always the one to get naked.

I would rather do a knothole in a tree full of rabid squirrels than look upon another spork girl.