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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: thundley4 on May 11, 2009, 11:45:09 AM
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CRESTVIEW -- A 39-year-old woman was charged with domestic battery after she kicked her nephew in the groin and slapped his face, according to her Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office arrest report.
The victim then picked his aunt up and carried her out the front door, where he dropped her on the ground, the report said.
The victim said he and his friends were sitting on the back porch when his aunt came over and started yelling at him. After he went into the kitchen, she followed him and refused to leave. He asked her to leave, which is when she pushed him.
She then tried to leave and he blocked the door, according to the report. That is when she allegedly kicked and slapped him, the report said.
The deputy noted that the aunt was extremely intoxicated.
Floriduh (http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/aunt-17304-crestview-groin.html)
Ow, My balls.
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Floriduh (http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/aunt-17304-crestview-groin.html)
Ow, My balls.
That's just nutz.
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I swear it wasn't me! :-)
It could have been though. I have a nephew who needs it.
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Sock her balls. I for an I, I say.
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Well, she couldn't have been very effective kicking him in the nuts if he turned around, picked her up, and dropped her off the porch.
Hey, Auntie Em! Just a little less gin next time, eh?
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The deputy noted that the aunt was extremely intoxicated.
What a shocker, excessive alcohol was involved!
"To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." - Homer Simpson
At the very least, it provides good lounge fodder. :-)
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What a shocker, excessive alcohol was involved!
"To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." - Homer Simpson
At the very least, it provides good lounge fodder. :-)
Especially when the lovely ladies of CC are partaking of their favorite beverages. BOOOOOBIIIEEEEES !!!!!