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Title: Aunt kicks nephew in the groin
Post by: thundley4 on May 11, 2009, 11:45:09 AM
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CRESTVIEW -- A 39-year-old woman was charged with domestic battery after she kicked her nephew in the groin and slapped his face, according to her Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office arrest report.

The victim then picked his aunt up and carried her out the front door, where he dropped her on the ground, the report said.

The victim said he and his friends were sitting on the back porch when his aunt came over and started yelling at him. After he went into the kitchen, she followed him and refused to leave. He asked her to leave, which is when she pushed him.

She then tried to leave and he blocked the door, according to the report. That is when she allegedly kicked and slapped him, the report said.

The deputy noted that the aunt was extremely intoxicated.
Floriduh (http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/aunt-17304-crestview-groin.html)
Ow, My balls.
Title: Re: Aunt kicks nephew in the groin
Post by: Chris_ on May 11, 2009, 11:46:57 AM
Floriduh (http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/aunt-17304-crestview-groin.html)
Ow, My balls.
That's just nutz.
Title: Re: Aunt kicks nephew in the groin
Post by: DixieBelle on May 11, 2009, 11:50:08 AM
I swear it wasn't me! :-)

It could have been though. I have a nephew who needs it.
Title: Re: Aunt kicks nephew in the groin
Post by: Lord Undies on May 11, 2009, 11:51:54 AM
Sock her balls.  I for an I, I say. 
Title: Re: Aunt kicks nephew in the groin
Post by: Eupher on May 11, 2009, 02:36:28 PM
Well, she couldn't have been very effective kicking him in the nuts if he turned around, picked her up, and dropped her off the porch.

Hey, Auntie Em! Just a little less gin next time, eh?
Title: Re: Aunt kicks nephew in the groin
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 11, 2009, 02:39:06 PM
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The deputy noted that the aunt was extremely intoxicated.

What a shocker, excessive alcohol was involved!

"To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." - Homer Simpson

At the very least, it provides good lounge fodder. :-)
Title: Re: Aunt kicks nephew in the groin
Post by: thundley4 on May 11, 2009, 03:32:36 PM
What a shocker, excessive alcohol was involved!

"To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." - Homer Simpson

At the very least, it provides good lounge fodder. :-)

Especially when the lovely ladies of CC are partaking of their favorite beverages. BOOOOOBIIIEEEEES !!!!!