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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on May 06, 2009, 12:44:14 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8748302
Oh my.
I didn't think the 0bamareich was going to have shortages.
cboy4 (1000+ posts) Tue May-05-09 05:43 PM
Original message
What is going on with napkins?
I went through the McDonalds drive-thru for an m&m McFlurry and the lady asked me if I need any napkins...what, did she think I was going to use my goddam sleeve.
Of course I needed napkins, so she hands me one. ONE! One one-ply little napkin this is the size of a small tissue.
And it's like that everywhere I go for food. None or a couple of napkins.
Is there a napkin shortage I don't know about? Because I need lots of napkins, especially if there is ice cream or ketchup involved.
And also speaking of ketchup, I need no fewer than six ketchup packets. Not one or two. I need six.
Hand it over.
TZ (1000+ posts) Tue May-05-09 05:46 PM
Response to Original message
1. It's called "going green" this is how the big corps can say they are being "environmentally friendly"
IntravenousDemilo (1000+ posts) Tue May-05-09 05:51 PM
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2. It's even greener if you just get some staffer to come by and wipe up with a wet cloth.
cboy4 (1000+ posts) Tue May-05-09 05:55 PM
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3. I think it's trying to save green under the guise of saying they're trying to be green.
HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Tue May-05-09 06:00 PM
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4. Now, you know what was REALLY going on.
"****, we're out of napkins."
"Do you want any napkins?"
"Of course I want napkins, you moron!"
"Hey, Lenny. Run back to the john and squeeze off a few rounds of toilet paper. This asshole wants napkins."
And we wonder why everyone gets sick when something is going around.
LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Tue May-05-09 06:19 PM
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5. I think it's just being cheap. The people at Jimboy's act like the taco sauce packets get deducted from their pay or something.
When I say "give me a lot of sauce" I do not mean four packets for two burritos. Jesus.
Oh, the hefty mom primitive is just being stupid here.
One's supposed to take what one needs, but not more than what one needs.
However, one's seen many bonfires blazing on Skins's island, where primitives boast of stocking their pantries and cupboards with "free" packages of condiments from fast-food places and restaurants.
cboy4 (1000+ posts) Tue May-05-09 07:27 PM
Response to Reply #5
6. LOL
That's what I'm talking about!
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8748302
Oh my.
I didn't think the 0bamareich was going to have shortages.
Oh, the hefty mom primitive is just being stupid here.
One's supposed to take what one needs, but not more than what one needs.
However, one's seen many bonfires blazing on Skins's island, where primitives boast of stocking their pantries and cupboards with "free" packages of condiments from fast-food places and restaurants.
I knew a guy who used to do that. He had an entire cabinet drawer that was packed tight with packets of ketchup, mustard, and BBQ sauce.
Back several years ago when Wendy's had a Mexican buffet he would get ONLY the salad bar then sneak up there and make several tacos. He'd then wrap the tacos in paper towels, stick them in his coat pocket, and sneak out of the place with them.
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How messy a person must be to need more than one napkin to drink a McFlurry. (What's a McFlurry? Haven't been to McD's in 20+ years)
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How messy a person must be to need more than one napkin to drink a McFlurry. (What's a McFlurry? Haven't been to McD's in 20+ years)
It's some kind of frozen custard concoction with some miscellaneous candy counter sweepings stirred into it, I believe.
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How messy a person must be to need more than one napkin to drink a McFlurry. (What's a McFlurry? Haven't been to McD's in 20+ years)
A McFlurry is vanilla soft serve mixed with your choice of bits of Oreos, Butterfinger, Reese's Peanut Butter Cup or M&M's....One of the few things at Mickey D's I actually like.
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It's some kind of frozen custard concoction with some miscellaneous candy counter sweepings stirred into it, I believe.
McDonalds does not have any thing close to frozen custard. :-) It's their ice milk whipped with about 100% air that they call a shake with candy toppings mixed in.
About the napkins......It's called paper cost...resturants try to train the kids not to hand you 30 cents worth of napkins with a $1 sandwhich.
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It's all George Bush's fault!