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Title: Police Nab Naked Man Seen Walking On Bike Path
Post by: Chris_ on May 06, 2009, 11:28:26 AM
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Police Nab Naked Man Seen Walking On Bike Path

(AP)  A man faces an indecent exposure charge after celebrating his 21st birthday in only his birthday suit. Alaska State Troopers said the suspect also faces a resisting arrest count after the early Saturday morning incident.

A trooper was on patrol about 4:30 a.m. when he spotted a naked man walking with a clothed woman on a bike path just off the Johansen Expressway. When the trooper approached the two, the man took off running.

Troopers said the woman didn't answer many of their questions, but did have the suspect's driver's license.

About 90 minutes later, the trooper _ assisted by a police dog _ found the man.

Troopers said the suspect was not able to give a good reason for being nude. The woman was not charged.

The nekkid truth (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/05/05/ap/strange/main4993682.shtml)

Title: Re: Police Nab Naked Man Seen Walking On Bike Path
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 06, 2009, 12:05:16 PM
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Troopers said the suspect was not able to give a good reason for being nude.

I wonder what the troopers would deem as a good reason for being nude?
Title: Re: Police Nab Naked Man Seen Walking On Bike Path
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 06, 2009, 12:05:51 PM
"When it's springtime in Alaska, it's 40 below." .....so, was the dude from Shrinkage, Alaska?
Title: Re: Police Nab Naked Man Seen Walking On Bike Path
Post by: thundley4 on May 06, 2009, 12:13:21 PM
I wonder what the troopers would deem as a good reason for being nude?

His bike pants were chafing him?
Title: Re: Police Nab Naked Man Seen Walking On Bike Path
Post by: Chris_ on May 06, 2009, 01:00:11 PM
I wonder what the troopers would deem as a good reason for being nude?
He was hanging curtains while nude and fell out the window?
Title: Re: Police Nab Naked Man Seen Walking On Bike Path
Post by: thundley4 on May 06, 2009, 01:05:20 PM
He was hanging curtains while nude and fell out the window?

That's better than falling on a potato.
Title: Re: Police Nab Naked Man Seen Walking On Bike Path
Post by: Zathras on May 06, 2009, 02:33:48 PM
I wonder what the troopers would deem as a good reason for being nude?

He had just seen The Terminator.....it was laundry day....nothing clean to wear.