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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BannedFromDU on May 06, 2009, 10:27:59 AM
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endarkenment (1000+ posts)
Original message
My TEABAGGER neighbor is plotting insurrection.
The neighbor up the street has a weekly meeting with his fellow insurrectionists. My understanding is that they are plotting armed rebellion against the government in the form of a Million Armed Man March. I thought that was sort of against the law and probably treason and certainly a violation of the multitude of dubious alien and sedition style patriot act terrorism laws. Why hasn't our government started arresting these terrorists?
Wonder what the federal laws are for false accusation (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=5603346&mesg_id=5603346)
First, if his neighbor is building a million-armed man, we're ALL doomed. :lmao:
Seriously, this is what they're going to resort to: anyone deemed not liberal enough is going to get a dime dropped on the hopes that Obama's goon squad is going to come pick them up and send them to Gitmo (which Obama isn't closing, by the way).
See, when Bush* was president, this was patriotic dissent. Now it's treason. Of course, the idiot isn't exactly SURE:
endarkenment (1000+ posts) J Wed May-06-09 01:33 PM
Response to Reply #3
4. I've actually considered that.
It did occur to me to simply take a photograph of the license plates of all his fellow travelers. Of course I have no actual information about their discussions, all my 'evidence' is highly circumstantial: the TEA sign on his lawn, the now weekly event that turns his yard into a parking lot, etc. They could be having orgies with actual teabagging for all I know. So no, I won't be reporting them to the FBI. I am just wondering how long the feds are going to allow insurrectionists to openly plot armed rebellion before somebody actually gets arrested. If these were left wing radicals, or if they were remotely muslim related, every last one of them would be in some sort of 'situation' with the feds right now.
Why not just call it what it is, and have over with it: "Hi, is this the Federal Bureau of Getting Even For Shit That Didn't Happen for the Last Eight Years? Yeah, there's a guy on my block and I don't like him. Can you look and see if he's a Republican? If so, can you please come throw him in jail? Someone will be by within 10 minutes? That's great, thanks. Yes, he's probably armed, so you should light his house on fire first. OK, great, see you soon. Tell The Exalted One I kiss his hand."
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Million Armed Man March....my feelings are hurt....I haven't been invited.
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First, if his neighbor is building a million-armed man, we're ALL doomed.
Especially if each hand has a gun....were screwed! :-)
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Especially if each hand has a gun....were screwed! :-)
You thinking of the million-arm armed man. We are keeping him under wraps until we really need him.
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This is too funny for 8 years they openly called for removal and execution of * and not one was arrested. If they had been arrested they would have been screeching that * is a dictator. Now we have the dummy who freely admits he has no clue what his neighbor is doing but wants him thrown in jail anyway. :mental:
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My hearty greetings go out to the neighbor. :cheersmate:
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So among libs, their paranoia is high when they're not in power and increases when they are.
That means more of this: :popcorn:
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Breaking News: Local moonbat calls swat team on local Neighborhood Watch Meeting. :lmao:
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Breaking News: Local moonbat calls swat team on local Neighborhood Watch Meeting. :lmao:
It could be even worse. They might start praying or something. :ohnoes:
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It could be even worse. They might start praying or something. :ohnoes:
H5 for making me chortle.
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This is too funny for 8 years they openly called for removal and execution of or discribed in detail how - supposedly - to ASSASSINATE * and not one was arrested. If they had been arrested they would have been screeching that * is a dictator. Now we have the dummy who freely admits he has no clue what his neighbor is doing but wants him thrown in jail anyway. :mental:
Fixorated :II:
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You thinking of the million-arm armed man. We are keeping him under wraps until we really need him.
The VRWC has no comment on the existence of a genetically altered life form possessing a million or more appendages.
EOT
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More of that libertard big tent policy, the poster formerly know as "bluebellbaby" has now officially chewed the granite.
bluebellbaby (275 posts) Wed May-06-09 01:35 PM
Response to Original message
7. Because you haven't told on them yet!
The gov't doesn't know everything...geeze...Even if they listen illegally to our phone conversations...
Now be a good "commrade" and go tell on them...
But An Armed March doesn't sound like insurrection...sounds like a...like...a.....march...???
And if you read the Constitution...(this is just a side note)...it doesn't say that we can't forcibly change our gov't...
Just saying....
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endarkenment (1000+ posts) J Wed May-06-09 01:33 PM
Response to Reply #3
4. I've actually considered that.
It did occur to me to simply take a photograph of the license plates of all his fellow travelers. Of course I have no actual information about their discussions, all my 'evidence' is highly circumstantial: the TEA sign on his lawn, the now weekly event that turns his yard into a parking lot, etc. They could be having orgies with actual teabagging for all I know. So no, I won't be reporting them to the FBI. I am just wondering how long the feds are going to allow insurrectionists to openly plot armed rebellion before somebody actually gets arrested. If these were left wing radicals, or if they were remotely muslim related, every last one of them would be in some sort of 'situation' with the feds right now.
I believe I see the problem. I think this DUmmie's feelings are hurt. Notice the part that I bolded. I think this is probably a "male" primitive that really does suspect an orgy "with actual teabagging" is going on. He's jealous because he wanted to be invited and act as what I guess would be called the "tea pot".
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The VRWC has no comment on the existence of a genetically altered life form possessing a million or more appendages.
EOT
***looking around furtively***
Psst, everyone.
We do have one. He's not operational yet, something to do with uniform alterations, sleeves or something, I think.
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I have heard a few pretty far-right reactionary people booting the idea of a "Million Armed Man March" around, the DUmmie is not actually making up that part. It's a very stupid idea and I don't see enough people being so stupid that anything concrete ever comes of it.
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Actually there is a pro second amendment march in DC in the planning for 19 April 2010.
http://www.secondamendmentmarch.com/
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DUmmies (as well as the rest of America I assure you) would absolutely shit themselves if the gun owners of this country suddenly decided to have an armed march to Washington. Could you even imagine 80 - 90 MILLION people showing up at the nations capital .... all carrying some type of firearm?!
The logistics would be a nightmare but it sure would be awesome to see and would really open some eyes as to whom REALLY has the power in this nation.
KC
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DUmmies (as well as the rest of America I assure you) would absolutely shit themselves if the gun owners of this country suddenly decided to have an armed march to Washington. Could you even imagine 80 - 90 MILLION people showing up at the nations capital .... all carrying some type of firearm?!
The logistics would be a nightmare but it sure would be awesome to see and would really open some eyes as to whom REALLY has the power in this nation.
KC
Especially after Bam Bam ordered the military to protect him and the other traitors in DC and they joined our side! Tanks and all!
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Especially after Bam Bam ordered the military to protect him and the other traitors in DC and they joined our side! Tanks and all!
And that is exactly how it would play out.
KC
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I love that the Tea Party events still have them in knots. :lmao:
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It's not paranoia if they are out to get you DUmmies.
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***looking around furtively***
Psst, everyone.
We do have one. He's not operational yet, something to do with uniform alterations, sleeves or something, I think.
:thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright:
Oaky, y'all!
Gimme an "O!" O!
Gimme a "P!" P!
Gimme a "S!" S!
Gimme an "E!" E!
Gimme a "C!" C!
What's that spell? OPSEC!
Louder! OPSEC!
I can't hear you! OPSEC!
:thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright:
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I love that the Tea Party events still have them in knots. :lmao:
I just hope we can keep the momentum going. Obama is making SO many mistakes. Jimmy Carter was MORE popular than him at this point in his presidency. Hopefully we'll realize our collective stupidity just like we did with the peanut farmer. Carter gave us Reagan can't wait to see what Obama brings.
Cindie
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I just hope we can keep the momentum going. Obama is making SO many mistakes. Jimmy Carter was MORE popular than him at this point in his presidency. Hopefully we'll realize our collective stupidity just like we did with the peanut farmer. Carter gave us Reagan can't wait to see what Obama brings.
Cindie
Chesty Puller reincarnated as a president.
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I just hope we can keep the momentum going. Obama is making SO many mistakes. Jimmy Carter was MORE popular than him at this point in his presidency. Hopefully we'll realize our collective stupidity just like we did with the peanut farmer. Carter gave us Reagan can't wait to see what Obama brings.
Cindie
Chesty Puller reincarnated as a president.
Hell, I'd volunteer to run the defib paddles to get Chesty in '12. I'd volunteer to pedal the stationary bicycle the professor has rigged up to the generator which, the defibrilator is plugged into in order to get Chesty in '12. I'd volunteer to hold the bicycle stationary so that the bicyclist could pedal, to turn the generator providing power to the defibrilator in order to get Chesty in '12.
Puller/Palin '12!!!!
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I just hope we can keep the momentum going. Obama is making SO many mistakes. Jimmy Carter was MORE popular than him at this point in his presidency. Hopefully we'll realize our collective stupidity just like we did with the peanut farmer. Carter gave us Reagan can't wait to see what Obama brings.
Cindie
Problem is, we don't have anyone with the cajones that Reagon had. I mean c'mon, who exactly do we have that could actually step up and take on the media?
Zero, zilch!